How would you survive?

[The Don]

Tomorrow you wake up to find the outbreak of a zombie apocalypse, what would you do next?
Stay at home and pray for the best? Check up on your loved ones? Where would you stay and what would you do?

[Neversoft]

Gather up my loved ones, hide somewhere and hope for the best.

[Inseriousity.]

"If you can't beat them, join them"

lolol I remember a girl in college who'd ask what the school's policy for zombie invasion was and saying she had a huge plan for it if it happened. As I don't have one, I'll cross my fingers that it doesn't ;)

[buttons]

when i was younger i dreamt of zombies in my garden and i would lay down pretending to be dead but every time a zombie got near i freaked out and jumped up then woke up.
would probably just do the same in a real situation. just stay at home with ketchup over me n lay there ;l

[Inseriousity.]

just stay at home with ketchup over me n lay there ;l

might as well add salt and pepper and write a big sign saying EAT ME.

[-:Undertaker:-]

It depends if they are fast zombies or slow zombies, fast running zombies and we'd probably stand no chance.. slow zombies on the other hand, a spade each would be sufficent to knock them back. If many discover where you are and overwhelm, then you'd simply have to move elsewhere using a car.

[dirrty]

i'd personally rather kill myself than live a life scared, hiding and always wondering when they'll burst in and kill me. god that sounds like being a jew back in da day

[Camy]

It depends if they are fast zombies or slow zombies, fast running zombies and we'd probably stand no chance.. slow zombies on the other hand, a spade each would be sufficent to knock them back. If many discover where you are and overwhelm, then you'd simply have to move elsewhere using a car.
This, depends what kind of zombies were talking here. Fast moving zombies I'd say I'd try to get up somewhere high and hope they couldnt climb lol. Slow moving ones, a baseball bat might be pretty good to try and knock their heads off.
Waiting on someone to mention guns, but I think they'd be a bad thing to rely on, especially in the UK.

[dbgtz]

Well assuming they're not in my house, first thing first is I'd lock all the doors and windows, and barricade the lower windows if I had the time as this would give me the chance to grab things I could use as weapons.
If I don't have time, well I don't really know, leg it I guess.

[RockyHorror]

just stay at home with ketchup over me n lay there ;l

This is a zombie apocalypse not a sexual fantasy...

O I would recreate the movie Zombieland and go find Bill Murray.

[Chris]

Gather resources and build up defence. :P

[L0st-Angel]

Grab my family and friends (except for the idiots who will most likely get eaten) and leg it to a supermarket and barricade ourselves in there.

[Kaytti]

What annoys me the most is how can a slow, ******ed thing with missing limbs actually over-power large armies and defences? I'm sort of referring to the stupid 'The Walking Dead'.

What you do is open the door and if a zombie happens to be outside, push it over, laugh and carry on with your everyday life. Maybe keep a bat handy as I reckon some might be a bit pushier than others.

They would also provide an abundant amount of entertainment. Who can kill the most in sixty seconds with a spatula, flipflop and a copy of the 50 greatest coastal walks volume 2?

Yeah, Zombies are a push over :P

[Ed.]

I'd put on a white shirt and suit trousers.

Grab a friend.

Grab my cricket bat and go on a Shaun of the Dead type outing.

[Stephen]

definitely go to the winchester, have a cold pint and wait for all of it to blow over

[Ed.]

OKAY FINE!

Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

[ben]

go outside give them a come at me bro then fight them

[Fez]

First I would squee, celebrate and then promptly begin cannibalizing my fellow human beings, running through blood-caked alleyways and fighting for my life against the froth of zombie fever.

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copy of the 50 greatest coastal walks volume 2?

WHO'D WANT TO BRING BACK A DEAD NAZI?

[Benny]

Grab the air guns from the gym, and just sit upstairs till round the house is clear, steal my dads truck, and driveee! :L

[Accipiter]

I have this **** planned out in every detail...

I am pro

First of all, we'd steal an icecream truck, because I'd find that Icecream trucks would be handy for a zombie apocalypse, drive and shoot, eat food, and some snazzy tunes. Although I don't want the average icecream truck tune playing (Yes, i have a choice of Icecream tune for zombie apocalypse)

Zombies are going to **** themselves when they hear these tunes\/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz0v-qixpOI

Up beat, keeps all us good folk in the icecream truck in a calm and fun mind, for the relaxed enjoyment of the zombie hunting sport.

Then we'd make our way towards a gun shop, raid the living **** out of that, hoping of course that the gun shop still has guns left, if not i hope the police don't mind us having theirs, then we'll be patrolling our way around the mini mall in my town until the icecream truck runs out of fuel, too which we'll leave the song playing (dedicated) and climb onto the roof, were I have even planned that I'll shoot down any **** even if they aren't zombies, because who gives a ****, its a zombie apocalypse, and hopefully zombies can't climb, then we'll be all k, with out weekly drop down into the mini mall for food, and a perfect H pad for safe pick up.

Also weapon of choice for shooting human enemies: Cross bow, i'll take a few practice shots at cans first because chances are, i'll miss if I dont.

Thoughts? Am I sad?

[Kaytti]

First I would squee, celebrate and then promptly begin cannibalizing my fellow human beings, running through blood-caked alleyways and fighting for my life against the froth of zombie fever.

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WHO'D WANT TO BRING BACK A DEAD NAZI?


Hahaha, I wondered if anyone was gonna get that :P. As for going to the Winchester and waiting for it all blow over - sounds like a plan! Although... bringing your mother along ain't the best of ideas, no matter how much of a zombie she looks like.

[GirlNextDoor15]

I'll choose killing myself before they kill me. But before that, I'll find my family members, relatives and friends.

[Narnat,]

I would hide under my bed.