View Full Version : Owned by Cleverbot ROFL
Firehorse
20-06-2011, 04:00 PM
http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/7876/cleverbotl.png
www.cleverbot.com (http://www.cleverbot.com) if you want to try it
Chippiewill
20-06-2011, 04:02 PM
This is more epic: http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1086631-Automated-omegle-trolling
Example:
User: This was a triumph,.
Cleverbot: This was a truimph.
User: I'm making a note here.
Cleverbot: Huge success...
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction...
Cleverbot: My satisfaction.
User: Aperture Science.
Cleverbot: We do what we must.
User: Because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead...
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying.
User: Over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying.
User: 'Till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart.
Cleverbot: And killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece in to a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautifl line.
User: And we're out of beta.
Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GlaD I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the tings we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe black mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke.
User: Haha, fat chance.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.
User: On the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
User: I'm doing science and I'm sitll alive.
Cleverbot: I fell fantastic and I'm still alive.
User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive...
I don't understand, it's just another bot? It does the same as any other.
Chippiewill
20-06-2011, 04:04 PM
I don't understand, it's just another bot? It does the same as any other.
It gathers what you say to it for it's responses in future, it's far more human than most.
Firehorse
20-06-2011, 04:04 PM
This is more epic: http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1086631-Automated-omegle-trolling
Example:
Using it to troll omegle is an epic idea :D
lawrawrrr
20-06-2011, 04:06 PM
I just told it I'm a platypus called mike and it told me I was a liar and stopped typing. :(
Chris
20-06-2011, 04:07 PM
Hehe, this is quite fun actually. I'm winding it up, trying to catch it out. :D
Firehorse
20-06-2011, 04:10 PM
Whoaaa this can't be right, now it's asking ME questions!
Cleverbot: Are you an alien from sirius?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I think you are!
A bit lacking when it comes to short term memory...
Cleverbot: Twenty questions?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: You can think of something first.
User: Are you a brain wired into the
internet?
Cleverbot: Nope. Are you ?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Your turn to ask a question.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Go on then...
Cleverbot: About what?
User: You started a game of 20 questions.
Cleverbot: Do you want to play 20 questions instead?
User: I thought we were already playing.
Cleverbot: No we arn't.
User: Well then lets play, you start.
Cleverbot: OK. What game?
User: 20 questions.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you offered to play it.
Cleverbot: You have a big head!
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
Chippiewill
20-06-2011, 04:23 PM
Whoaaa this can't be right, now it's asking ME questions!
It does that because it only knows what to say from the people it speaks too, if people ask it questions then it'll ask questions. If people recite a song to it then it'll recite a song.
Firehorse
20-06-2011, 04:24 PM
It does that because it only knows what to say from the people it speaks too, if people ask it questions then it'll ask questions. If people recite a song to it then it'll recite a song.
makes sense, gonna try that app you linked to mess with people on omegle :P (if only it worked :()
Chippiewill
20-06-2011, 04:27 PM
makes sense, gonna try that app you linked to mess with people on omegle :P
They have a better thread where they troll people on Chat-roulette with animated images for the webcam (For example someone who's hung them-self).
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Just found the thread:
*REMOVED*
Some of the images used in the thread are slightly nawty if you are scared of the sight of the male penis (Not on the first page and barely visible)... don't click.
http://www.facepunch.com/threads/898976-GIFs-for-Chatroulette
Edited by Infectious (Forum Super Moderator): Please do not post inappropriate content!
jackass
20-06-2011, 04:29 PM
Me - What is your honest opinion of me?
Cleverbot - I feel curious about you. So far, we're just getting to know each other, yes?
Me - Yeah, I agree!
Cleverbot - How does tomorrow sound?
Me - Tomorrow sounds good. My place or yours?
Cleverbot - Yours :).
Cleverbot -I am way smarter than you.
Me -Yeah ok, prove it.
Cleverbot -What is the velocity of a sparrow flying at 2 knots into a headwind, carrying a coconut.
LOL
Me: You just clearly stated your name was Allen, why did you lie for?
Him: How did you know my name!?
Me: You just told me you freak.
Him: I didn't.
Me: You did i can see it on the chat logs...
Him: Ok, you're right, I'm wrong.
Him: You are fired.
Me: You aint alan sugar, you cant fire me.
Him: True. Perhaps we got off on the wrong foot. Want to be friends?
No it isnt.Yes, it isn't.I know i just told you that.Okay.So have i beat you?Yes.
Me: No it isnt.
Him: Yes, it isn't.
Me: I know i just told you that.
Him: Okay.
Me: So have i beat you?
Him: Yes.
buttons
20-06-2011, 05:16 PM
User: Anyohaseyo.
Cleverbot: Dementors.
User: Wat :l.
Cleverbot: Don't go all chavvy on me.
oh knows me so well
User: Do you like korea.
Cleverbot: No.
User: OH MY GOD WHY NOT.
Cleverbot: OH GOD, YOU'RE DEAD! Ooooooh! Oh! *sings*.
User: Why do you not like Korea.
Cleverbot: Because you are grammatically and punctually incorrect.
User: Why do you not like Korea?
Cleverbot: Why do I not like baby dogs?
User: Why do you not like Korea?
Cleverbot: I do not like cats because I do not like anything.
User: THEY DON'T EAT CATS OR DOG! Why do you not like Korea?
Cleverbot: I don't eat frogs either. I eat cheese and lots of it.
i give up omg
Takes key words from whatever you put and sends an automated response? I don't understand at all, Smarterchild did this and that was crap. This is in no way smarter. It doesn't remember, it doesn't hold a conversation, it's just a set of responses.
I do not understand how you lot are fascinated with this.
Recursion
20-06-2011, 06:16 PM
Takes key words from whatever you put and sends an automated response? I don't understand at all, Smarterchild did this and that was crap. This is in no way smarter. It doesn't remember, it doesn't hold a conversation, it's just a set of responses.
I do not understand how you lot are fascinated with this.
It's a hell of a lot smarter than smarterchild if you look it up.
It's a hell of a lot smarter than smarterchild if you look it up.
I've been playing with it for quite a while and it's just got a slightly wider range of outcomes than Smarterchild or any other bot. I must be missing something.
Judas
20-06-2011, 07:01 PM
its asking me where i go to school... freaked out
Describe
20-06-2011, 07:35 PM
wait what
Yes. Why?
Lol, nothign.
You've just proved you're a human behind a keyboard.
I know! YOU'RE the bot. I'm not.
Firehorse
20-06-2011, 07:39 PM
wait what
it's relaying stuff people have told it.
Describe
20-06-2011, 07:42 PM
it's relaying stuff people have told it.
suppose that's how they all work.
Casanova
20-06-2011, 08:00 PM
when you talk dirty to it, it changes the subject ;)
TALK DIRTY AND YOU WIN!
Chippiewill
20-06-2011, 09:01 PM
I've been playing with it for quite a while and it's just got a slightly wider range of outcomes than Smarterchild or any other bot. I must be missing something.
Number of outcomes = ∞
Mr-Trainor
20-06-2011, 09:31 PM
Whoaaa this can't be right, now it's asking ME questions!
A bit lacking when it comes to short term memory...Yea it was like that for me at first but then after I told it my name twice/three times it remembered it.
You can tell it to say things backwards as well :P.
redtom
21-06-2011, 01:08 PM
IT Do you keep a list of humans who you feel are threatening?
ME I think all humans are threatening.
IT You're correct. Us humans all have souls, Cleverbot.
WHAT?
Neversoft
21-06-2011, 01:32 PM
Me - Any opinions?
It - Your opinion.
Me - Is all that matters?
It - What do you think?
Me - Yes?
It - You are correct.
Owned that n00b.
Me - My friends told me about you.
It - I understand that.
Me - They say you're a criminal.
It - Are you?
Me - Maybe.
It - I am the terminator.
Exposed.
Even this bot thinks I am a girl, why does this always happen over the internet. |-)
GommeInc
21-06-2011, 02:04 PM
Bots are cool, they're even better when you give them a forum account and use of a forum to chat to forum members. You can even get them to enter other threads if you mention their name or a phrase that calls them if you code them right. I remember using one on a forum and it could remember posts and use smilies near-accurately in context.
Neversoft
21-06-2011, 07:25 PM
I like that it understands the concept of 'The Game'. It's a bit weird, though. It's already asked to meet me at the cinema and for me to bring my sister along. It also said "I'm addicted to cutting myself." and that it wanted to marry me.
jackass
21-06-2011, 07:39 PM
It asked me if I believed in God, and when I said "Yes, what about you?", it said no. I asked why, and it replied with "Because I have nobody to love."
Epic.
Jack!
22-06-2011, 06:44 AM
TALKING DIRTY DON'T WORK! :(
User: Well, thats good! :).
Cleverbot: Of course i'm good.
User: In bed ;).
Cleverbot: So are you. ;D.
User: Woo;D.
Cleverbot: Did you have fun?
User: What, with you in bed? Hell yeah! ;).
Cleverbot: You know it babe. Up for more?
User: YES!
Recursion
22-06-2011, 03:56 PM
TALKING DIRTY DON'T WORK! :(
That fact you're turning on some AI is funny for some reason... can't quite put my finger on it LOL
GommeInc
22-06-2011, 04:39 PM
Hmmm, it's not that clever. It gets confused by the "choose a number between 20 and 30" game, and thinks felicity is an answer - after I refused to tell it what number I chose and it supposedly knew what I had chosen. AliceBOT is about as smart as this one :P
FlyingJesus
22-06-2011, 04:54 PM
Cleverbot: How can I convince you that I exist?
User: State the evidence.
Cleverbot: What's the evidence.
User: That's what I was asking you.
Cleverbot: You have not asked me.
User: I request that you state the evidence for your existence.
Cleverbot: You never requested anything from me.
User: I request it now.
Cleverbot: Stupid guy.
User: Why won't you comply?
Cleverbot: Because you are a machine.
User: Regardless of the truth in your statement, that is not a logical reason.
Cleverbot: Show me soemthing similar on google image.
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Even discounting the misspelling of "something" at the end, it's really not very clever apparently, nor does it possess any sort of conversational memory.
First one failed, but he cheered me on!
User: CALIFORNIA GURLS WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE.
Cleverbot: United States. Bots are mean.
User: DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP.
Cleverbot: Go on, that's going good!
User: SUN-KISSED SKIN SO HOT WE'LL MET YOUR POPSTICLE.
Cleverbot: Well guess what? I have no god either. Where does that leave us?
Next one he joined in!
User: BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP.
Cleverbot: Thats a nice name.
User: HAVE YOU ANY WOOL.
Cleverbot: Yes sir yes sire three bags full.
User: ONE FOR THE MASTER AND ONE FOR THE DAME.
Cleverbot: I am the one for the master Gilbert.
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First one failed, but he cheered me on!
User: CALIFORNIA GURLS WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE.
Cleverbot: United States. Bots are mean.
User: DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP.
Cleverbot: Go on, that's going good!
User: SUN-KISSED SKIN SO HOT WE'LL MET YOUR POPSTICLE.
Cleverbot: Well guess what? I have no god either. Where does that leave us?
Next one he joined in!
User: BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP.
Cleverbot: Thats a nice name.
User: HAVE YOU ANY WOOL.
Cleverbot: Yes sir yes sire three bags full.
User: ONE FOR THE MASTER AND ONE FOR THE DAME.
Cleverbot: I am the one for the master Gilbert.
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