David
08-09-2011, 08:54 PM
The normal Big Brother starts tomorrow night, and these are supposedly the housemates going in, according to Big Brother's bit on the side
Housemate 1: Female from Bromley. Likes to climb trees. Likes to walk around naked with heels on around the house. Can do the limbo so well her head touches the ground.
Housemate 2 Male from North London, Enfield. Studying to be a therapist. Single. Would like to find a soulmate in the house. Can fit his entire fist in his mouth.
Housemate 3 Male, 22 from Chesire. Entrepreneur. Says hes 150% Conservative. Considers himself upper-class. Has no sense of smell. Had the biggest hand at school and is yet to meet anyone with bigger hands.
Housemate 4 Female, 25 from Manchester. Not a girly girly . Hates talking about shopping and hangbags. Only takes 10 minutes to get ready.
Housemate 5 Male, 23 from Peckham, South London. Runs a record label and produces his own music. Claims he pulled Pixie Lott five years ago. Used to model for Baby Gap.
Housemate 6 Female, 18 from South Shields, North East. Obsessed with pink. Claims to have a gay chihuahua. Convinced shes going to marry Dappy from N-Dubz.
Housemate 7 Female, 30 from London. Model and holistic healer. Describes herself as a different species and certainly not human.
Housemate 8 Male, 20 from Solihull. Fat people make him angry. He can mime sad songs in the mirror so well he can move himself to tears.
Housemate 9 Female, 28 from Wirral. Club hostess. Doesnt often strip just gets paid for companionship. Has a walk-in-wardbrobe with hundreds of thousand pounds worth of clothes.
Housemate 10 Male, 28 from Windsor. Big animal lover. Recently saw a frog die in his next door neighbours pond. He picked it up and blew air back into it and brought it back to life.
Housemate 11 Female, 19 from Tamworth. A keen wrestler. She goes to the gym twice a day and eats six or seven times a day and spends all her money on food and protein.
Housemate 12 Male, 27 from Newcastle. Works out 6 days a week. Regularly Parties until 8am. His mum is his best pal.
Housemate 13 Female, 21 from Oxford. Says she speaks 5 languages. Can shake her bum so fast it looks like a blur.
Housemate 14 Male, 30 from Weston-Super-Mare. Cries everytime he gets his hair cut. Got more scout badges than anyone else by lying to his troop.
it's supposed to be Big Brother, not Freaks R US
Housemate 1: Female from Bromley. Likes to climb trees. Likes to walk around naked with heels on around the house. Can do the limbo so well her head touches the ground.
Housemate 2 Male from North London, Enfield. Studying to be a therapist. Single. Would like to find a soulmate in the house. Can fit his entire fist in his mouth.
Housemate 3 Male, 22 from Chesire. Entrepreneur. Says hes 150% Conservative. Considers himself upper-class. Has no sense of smell. Had the biggest hand at school and is yet to meet anyone with bigger hands.
Housemate 4 Female, 25 from Manchester. Not a girly girly . Hates talking about shopping and hangbags. Only takes 10 minutes to get ready.
Housemate 5 Male, 23 from Peckham, South London. Runs a record label and produces his own music. Claims he pulled Pixie Lott five years ago. Used to model for Baby Gap.
Housemate 6 Female, 18 from South Shields, North East. Obsessed with pink. Claims to have a gay chihuahua. Convinced shes going to marry Dappy from N-Dubz.
Housemate 7 Female, 30 from London. Model and holistic healer. Describes herself as a different species and certainly not human.
Housemate 8 Male, 20 from Solihull. Fat people make him angry. He can mime sad songs in the mirror so well he can move himself to tears.
Housemate 9 Female, 28 from Wirral. Club hostess. Doesnt often strip just gets paid for companionship. Has a walk-in-wardbrobe with hundreds of thousand pounds worth of clothes.
Housemate 10 Male, 28 from Windsor. Big animal lover. Recently saw a frog die in his next door neighbours pond. He picked it up and blew air back into it and brought it back to life.
Housemate 11 Female, 19 from Tamworth. A keen wrestler. She goes to the gym twice a day and eats six or seven times a day and spends all her money on food and protein.
Housemate 12 Male, 27 from Newcastle. Works out 6 days a week. Regularly Parties until 8am. His mum is his best pal.
Housemate 13 Female, 21 from Oxford. Says she speaks 5 languages. Can shake her bum so fast it looks like a blur.
Housemate 14 Male, 30 from Weston-Super-Mare. Cries everytime he gets his hair cut. Got more scout badges than anyone else by lying to his troop.
it's supposed to be Big Brother, not Freaks R US