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Science
24-08-2005, 09:42 PM
Well might aswell start. Hmm well I was kissing a girl at my house and my mumz walked in. Hmm you could guess what happend next!

MsTanya
24-08-2005, 09:48 PM
I was kissing my best friends brother, and my best friend walked in lmao xD

Owen
24-08-2005, 09:50 PM
I was kissing a girl and i think she then tried to bite my face off or something O.o It was infront off all my friends aswell :|

Science
24-08-2005, 09:53 PM
:o thats bad lol, hmm i got another. I kissed a girl with braces. Cut my lip. Had to go home

MYKE!
24-08-2005, 09:55 PM
Someone went to kiss me and tripped and broke my nose with her forehead.

Science
24-08-2005, 09:57 PM
im sorry but. Hahahaha rofl lol lmao hehehehe

MYKE!
24-08-2005, 09:58 PM
lol I laughed aswel

Computer
24-08-2005, 10:22 PM
Worst. Well, i was at my house, and i was kissing my gf.. As you do, and my mum walked in, while was was on the bed.. (Only Kissing) You can probobly guess what my mum thought was happening.. xD

2nd worst. I kissed some girl.. and then her brother came up, who i knew, and he's like one of the hardest people where i live so he started on me, i used boxing skills blah blah blah, she never talked too me again

3rd worst... I was drunk, She looked hawt, Wasnt too hawt when i woke up ;S
Dunno if that class's as a kiss though ;D

Have a nice chuckle <3

-Nick

smurf-you
24-08-2005, 10:41 PM
My mum kissed me after i didn't see her for 2 days, that was my worse regret, never saw her after that!

Georgia
24-08-2005, 10:43 PM
You didnt see your mom after that? ^^

ChloeDust
24-08-2005, 10:44 PM
Lol when i was on holiday the hotel owner was like in his 60's and everytime i walked past him he would call go 'ello pretty girl' and eugh it was so embaressing and then one day he kissed me omg! I was like get away from me!!!!!! i was so embaressed lol! my parents were like :| and i turned away and just laughed it off but i was like :| and everytime i saw him outside i would try and avoid him by walking the opposite way and he kissed me before i left i was like ew leave me alone o.o; lol! :l

Science
24-08-2005, 10:47 PM
hes a perveted man eww you should of had him aressted lol

Georgia
24-08-2005, 10:47 PM
Lol when i was on holiday the hotel owner was like in his 60's and everytime i walked past him he would call go 'ello pretty girl' and eugh it was so embaressing and then one day he kissed me omg! I was like get away from me!!!!!! i was so embaressed lol! my parents were like :| and i turned away and just laughed it off but i was like :| and everytime i saw him outside i would try and avoid him by walking the opposite way and he kissed me before i left i was like ew leave me alone o.o; lol! :l

:o Lmao. Ahh aint it sweet :P

Science
24-08-2005, 10:50 PM
Georgia any worst kisses?

DJ Reaper
24-08-2005, 10:50 PM
:o Lmao. Ahh aint it sweet :P

Ummm... no its scary ill never look at a 60 year old hotel manager in the same way again... o.0

Georgia
24-08-2005, 10:51 PM
^^ Lol i was joking :P

DJ Reaper
24-08-2005, 10:53 PM
^^ Lol i was joking :P
I know :d so was I

ChloeDust
24-08-2005, 11:01 PM
Lmao Luto nore will i and my parents were saying 'Oh maybe we should come back here next year :D' im like dum dum dum :|

Science
24-08-2005, 11:02 PM
Hey Chloes parents take her bacl please!!! I think the old man will marry her next time! mwhahahaha lol

ChloeDust
24-08-2005, 11:07 PM
Lol the owner use to play for greece he has quite a bit of money lol

Digital
24-08-2005, 11:09 PM
Lmao Luto nore will i and my parents were saying 'Oh maybe we should come back here next year :D' im like dum dum dum :|
Lol look on the bright side free hotel rooms :D

Georgia
24-08-2005, 11:09 PM
^^ Get in there chloe lol

Science
24-08-2005, 11:11 PM
lol ill do the music for tha wedding. Maybe ill invite Bam Magera to crash it . You divorce him and take half the money.
Sorted

Sign here please
.......................

lol mwhahahaha

DJ Reaper
24-08-2005, 11:13 PM
Lol the owner use to play for greece he has quite a bit of money lol

Get in there :d then you could buy loadsa stuff get a divorce then you will be loaded and you can claim half of the hotel :d

ChloeDust
24-08-2005, 11:18 PM
LOL! Marry him spend all his cash take over his hotel take all the rest of his money by sharing his card and gettin acess to his account kick him out of the hotel wallah >:] lol im jkin btw

DJ Reaper
24-08-2005, 11:19 PM
LOL! Marry him spend all his cash take over his hotel take all the rest of his money by sharing his card (http://216.130.188.200/cgi-bin/ezlclk.fcgi?id=9160)and gettin acess to his account kick him out of the hotel wallah >:] lol im jkin btw

Or he could "accedently" fall down the stairs....

Science
24-08-2005, 11:19 PM
Yeah chloe sure you are ;) *Big Wink*

ChloeDust
24-08-2005, 11:32 PM
Yeh i am -turns away and cackles- Buahaha >:] lol :/

Science
24-08-2005, 11:36 PM
lol a slip of the odd poison in his soup lol

DJ Reaper
24-08-2005, 11:36 PM
Yeh i am -turns away and cackles- Buahaha >:] lol :/ Ahhhhh!!!! evil lady!!!! *hides bihind sofa*

ChloeDust
24-08-2005, 11:39 PM
Lol they did serve soup actually maybe i'll slip something in his asparagus soup -cackles- wahahahaha >:D rofl jk

Science
24-08-2005, 11:41 PM
lol we have a gold digger <>goldigger<> That new kayne west song
lol jk :)

DJ Reaper
24-08-2005, 11:44 PM
lol we have a gold (http://216.130.188.200/cgi-bin/ezlclk.fcgi?id=9627)digger <>goldigger<> That new kayne west song
lol jk :)

*peaks over sofa with pik axe in hand* Did someone say gold digger? :D

Science
24-08-2005, 11:45 PM
Yeah also *puts on singing voice* Diamonds are forever!

DJ Reaper
24-08-2005, 11:46 PM
Yeah also *puts on singing voice* Diamonds are forever! not unless you sell them... Or drop them in lava and they melt... there not worth much after that..

ChloeDust
24-08-2005, 11:46 PM
Stop it science you're deafing us over here ;o ;P lol jk :] -takes ear muffs off- lol >;]

Science
24-08-2005, 11:57 PM
lol lmao hmm i have a great voice. Im an aspiring actor you know lol hmm you would be stupid to drop it in lava lol!

DJ Reaper
24-08-2005, 11:58 PM
lol lmao hmm i have a great voice. Im an aspiring actor you know lol hmm you would be stupid to drop it in lava lol! it was an accedent i was only supposed to drop the ring....

Science
24-08-2005, 11:59 PM
lol hmmm it was an accident that you dropped my ipod in their too!

DJ Reaper
25-08-2005, 12:00 AM
lol hmmm it was an accident that you dropped my ipod in their too! that wasnt an accident :d

ReInfected
25-08-2005, 12:27 AM
Lol when i was on holiday the hotel owner was like in his 60's and everytime i walked past him he would call go 'ello pretty girl' and eugh it was so embaressing and then one day he kissed me omg! I was like get away from me!!!!!! i was so embaressed lol! my parents were like :| and i turned away and just laughed it off but i was like :| and everytime i saw him outside i would try and avoid him by walking the opposite way and he kissed me before i left i was like ew leave me alone o.o; lol! :l Heh Old Hornehis need luving too Rofl!

Craig
25-08-2005, 10:53 AM
Probs watching a play when it went dark,wont be doing that again xD

Science
25-08-2005, 10:57 AM
lol i can imagine what happened rofl :)

Craig
25-08-2005, 10:58 AM
I dont really wana remember,*tries not to think*

Science
25-08-2005, 11:01 AM
Let it come back to you, rawling through space and time. let it haunt your thoughts. When you wake up you will feel the need to cluck like a chicken. He He :)
Boo Yah!

Mr.Kylee
25-08-2005, 11:17 AM
Oh dear god :/ me and my ex gf had it going on..yeah kissing and stuff, then me brother walks in and starts laughing, once we went like 10 steps then a kiss, and me and this girl did that and when we were suppose to kiss nobody turned heads abit on side and we hit our noses and heads together. I just hate those kisses where is all about tounge o_o I prefer just touching with lips and then tounging but not like..you know that she's about to eat ya.

shane9870
25-08-2005, 01:35 PM
:| lolz :p:p

Triarch
25-08-2005, 03:32 PM
Posts before Kyle.. WAYYY off topic. Dropping a diamond in lava LMAO. Ok, My worst kiss was me and my g.f were kissing in mah bedroom right, and my lil sister walks in and starts asking innocently, "What are you doing??" And we both start rolling around laughing. LOL

ChloeDust
25-08-2005, 05:51 PM
Lol Kyle, i think i prefere less of the tounge action too it just gets annoying lol, i prefere just a nice romantic kiss ^^; :rolleyes:

Clo
27-08-2005, 02:21 AM
I've never had a bad kiss :-) Well maybe the worst one was when my mum's best mate walked around the corner and we was like there. ;P Kissing. But I suppose it isn't all that bad. (She did like tell my mum that we hang out there though.. Aha)

Jane
28-08-2005, 10:08 PM
A bit off topic but no one is marrying Bam Margera except me kay? And you're not gonna kill him, or I will...steal your pet pidgeons. You have been told.

VersionUpdate
01-09-2005, 06:56 PM
i was kissing sum girl
and i tasted salt and vinegar crisps
i was sick all over her shirt :P

Jinxxed
01-09-2005, 07:00 PM
Someone went to kiss me and tripped and broke my nose with her forehead.
:blue_shoc

Anyway my worst moment was in the toliets with this girl, we sort of banged heads and then teeth :p

Aliness
01-09-2005, 07:08 PM
Oooh,
1st Worst - Kissing a guy Who Just ate Garlic Bread ;l
2st Worst - Kissing THe Hottest Guy In Our Year Then His Girlfriend Walked Around THe Corner <;]
3rd Worst - Getting Kissed By A Gurl ;o [Sorry All Bi's] (Wasnt Nice For Meh) ;o
4th Worst - Was Kissing THis Guy At A SKatepark And He Was On His Board And He Fell Off :S That was embarrasing I went pink and he went purple, He Like, Bit Me :S
Eeeeeeeeek
Umm..
They Were Probably THe Worst Ones,
I dont like it when you walk off after and you have Suliver all down youre face
Thats Creepy :]
But I Still Like Kissing <;]

-MrHottie-
01-09-2005, 07:15 PM
Sitting on the bed with ma ex and she falls off

At some place and started kissing 1 of me best mates

zak-x
01-09-2005, 07:17 PM
Oh god the worst one was when i was kissing this hawt and i mean hot girl in the school playground somewhere that no one was and outer head of year came and so us to and guess what she was with my mum EEEKK!!!!
Because i had a fight yesterday.

Squishybeamz
01-09-2005, 07:27 PM
Sitting At The Back Of My French Class With My Bf And I Gave Him A Quick Kiss On The Lips And My Teacher Caught Me And Gave Me A Punishment Excersise Where To Write: Must Not Kiss Boys In French Class 180 Times!
Worst Part Was That My Bf Dumped Me A Hour Later In Our Assemble :P

kasi
01-09-2005, 07:29 PM
haha mine was when me and this hot skater/emo guy were kissing at the park and it was more than like.. just a peck on the cheek or something lol and we were on a bench and his dad came around the corner. O=]. twas embarrassing

Aliness
01-09-2005, 07:31 PM
Just a Peck On THe Cheek!
Yuh.. RITE!! >;]
Garlic Bread Is Gross THou!

kasi
01-09-2005, 07:33 PM
Just a Peck On THe Cheek!
Yuh.. RITE!! >;]
Garlic Bread Is Gross THou!
i said it WAS more than a peck on the cheek

Aliness
01-09-2005, 07:34 PM
Sorry Im Getting Old
My Walking Stick was in the way
Sorry *Goes Pink*
PINK♥♥♥♥

thechoo
01-09-2005, 08:25 PM
Oooh.
I was at the park for a walk [as you do] and i bumped into this girl.
She was like heyyyy, I was like oooooh la la.
And we went into the toliets and pushed open a cubicle door [we were holding hands and smooching a wee bit] and this naked old lady was in there and we were like.
o.0
She yelled alot...

Aliness
01-09-2005, 08:27 PM
ROFL!!!
Im GLad THat wasnt me!
Hahaha :D
You Made me laugh :P

quagmire
01-09-2005, 08:30 PM
Some Of These Must Be Humiliating...

xsaucy-stephx
01-09-2005, 08:46 PM
umm my worst kiss would be one from about 5 or 6 years ago i slept over his house and we was just kissing [tongue :p] then i dunno he moved his head back slightly [i thought he was just too hot and needed to breathe] and i dunno he kinda just sneezed in my face, it was dis-gust-ting!
he was a good kisser though :p

Grabbed
01-09-2005, 09:00 PM
I kissed a nice sweet girl in my year, in her house, well it wasnt that bad, we just sort of... started laughing, and she fell on top of me (it hurt) but then we just made out for a few mins.. :p

Squishybeamz
01-09-2005, 09:13 PM
Lol.
I Have A Really Embarassing One This Is The Worst Lol.
I Was On Holiday With My School And My Bf And I Were In My Hotel Room Kissing And Our Head Teacher Walked In And Before I Realised It Was My Head Teacher I Started Throwing My Coverse's At Her And Got Kicked Off The Trip :P

:Sunnie
02-09-2005, 06:24 PM
I was kissing this boy and i could feel his teeth really bad so i pulled back a little bit but then he just moved closer. To make matters worse he then went to get something to eat and he just had to have GARLIC and i didn't know he had had it because me and my friend were round the corner talking and then i kissed him again and i could feel his teeth even more now and GARLIC breath and it was vile. I guess we all have good and bad kissing moments. Lol :eusa_ange

Rachi
02-09-2005, 06:25 PM
Lmao
I havnt had any bad ones ♥ xD

Eamonn
02-09-2005, 10:43 PM
My worst was probly when i was mixing this girl who i went out with for about a week and it was like another weekly school riot where everyone runs round the school and loads of people bashed up and we fell and i ended up on top of her xD

Georgia
02-09-2005, 10:45 PM
umm my worst kiss would be one from about 5 or 6 years ago i slept over his house and we was just kissing [tongue :p] then i dunno he moved his head back slightly [i thought he was just too hot and needed to breathe] and i dunno he kinda just sneezed in my face, it was dis-gust-ting!
he was a good kisser though :p

Lmao! That would be terrible and sounds dis-gust-ting too ! :P

Pulchritudinous
02-09-2005, 10:48 PM
I kissed some guy at this under eighteens nightclub, and I didn't hear him speak properly *loud music*, and then I realised he was irish, then I also realised he had a pikey girlfriend, who started having a go at me, I was like I don't even like him..?! :(

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