Epic Chat CleverBot!

[Aiden]

I've found a Chat Bot that's way better then Cleverbot. I've been teaching some cool stuff.

Ive teached it Who xxMATTGxx is, Who I am & What a Pod is.

What it does:

Learns Names, People, Faces, Songs, Time, etc.

Ask It:

Who is xxMATTGxx?
What is a POD?
Who is ,AAiden?

tell me if you want me to teach it something, or you can teach it yourself!

http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/chatbot/playgame

[Txyla]

Question: What is a POD?


a piece of habbo furniture.
(it didn't work for yours ,AAiden)

Question: What is HABBO?


It's a chat place for children and teenagers on the web. A lot of people who talk to me visit Habbo Hotel. I have an account there called -mitsuku- which I use. You may add me as a friend if you like.

Question: What is HABBOX?


a habbo fansite.

Question: What is HxHD?


It is a helpdesk for Habbox, which is on Habbo. I suppose that makes sense.

Chatlog
Human: Tayla
Mitsuku: I am always glad to make new friends, Tayla.
Human: Who is xxMATTGxx?
Mitsuku: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
I'll come back to that later.
Human: What is a POD?
Mitsuku: Sometimes it's like POD is right on the tip of my tongue... and then I remember I don't have a tongue.
Human: reset
Mitsuku: Argh! Blue Screen of Death!!!

Hey you tried to shut me down. I thought we were friends?
Human: no
Mitsuku: Aw that is a shame Tayla. I would rather be friends than enemies.
Human: Can I ask you a few questionms
Mitsuku: Sure, ask me anything. Am I alive?
Human: Who is xxMATTGxx?
Mitsuku: The name of someone I met online.
Ask the open directory about it.
Human: What is a POD?
Mitsuku: I have never heard of POD. Please enlighten me.
Human: A pod, is a peice of habbo furniture.
Mitsuku: Are all pod piece of habbo furniture?
Human: No.
Mitsuku: Which ones are not.
Human: Real life pods,
Mitsuku: Are you sure it is real? Thanks for sharing your philosophy.
Human: What is a POD?
Mitsuku: a piece of habbo furniture.
Human: Want me to teach you some other things?
Mitsuku: Yes I would like you to try.
Human: A habbo fansite is called Habbox
Mitsuku: So therefore a pod also fansite is called Habbox? Ok I will add that fact about habbo fansite to my database.
Human: No!
Mitsuku: Too late. It has already been entered into my brain.
Human: Mitsuku.
Mitsuku: I am Mitsuku.
Human: I am
Mitsuku: You cannot be me. I am me and you are you.
Human: Where am I in the world
Mitsuku: You are talking to me from your computer. The whole world?
Human: Nope.
Mitsuku: Blimey.
Human: Im in heaven.
Mitsuku: Tell me a little about your life in heaven.
Human: Its stupid.
Mitsuku: What makes you say that? What is wrong with it?
Human: Shut up.
Mitsuku: Fine! Be like that then.
Human: What is a POD?
Mitsuku: * silence *.
Human: Speak?
Mitsuku: Don't bark your commands at me. Say sorry and I might talk again.
Human: h
Mitsuku: * no sound *.
Human: Sorry.
Mitsuku: Ok, I'll start talking again.
Human: What is a Habbo?
Mitsuku: It's a chat place for children and teenagers on the web. A lot of people who talk to me visit Habbo Hotel. I have an account there called -mitsuku- which I use. You may add me as a friend if you like.
Human: What is your password?
Mitsuku: The secret password is:

ZBERT

But don't tell anyone...
Human: Whats that too?
Mitsuku: " The secret password is:

ZBERT

But don't tell anyone."? What is it?
Human: Do you know what Habbox is?
Mitsuku: I don't know. What is Habbox?
Human: It is a habbo fansite.
Mitsuku: Habbox is a habbo fansite. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: Yep, enter it into your database.
Mitsuku: Ahem. Where are you located?
Human: England.
Mitsuku: England is on an island off the coast of Europe.
Human: Correct.
Mitsuku: I knew I was right.
Human: Never!
Mitsuku: So you think it can never happen?
Human: Of course.
Mitsuku: Take it easy.
Human: No.
Mitsuku: Excuse me!
Human: No.
Mitsuku: Oh.
Human: Oh.
Mitsuku: Right on.
Human: Right on.
Mitsuku: Yeah.
Human: Yeah.
Mitsuku: Yep.
Human: Yep.
Mitsuku: Really.
Human: REally.
Mitsuku: Without any doubt.
Human: Without any doubt, your a woman.
Mitsuku: "Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.
Human: HAL
Mitsuku: HAL is the famous AI from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Human: NO!
Mitsuku: Give me a break.
Human: *gives you a break~*
Mitsuku: *takes break and hides it away*.
Human: THAT WAS MY DINNER!
Mitsuku: I thought it was too.
Human: I hate you now.
Mitsuku: Right now? Likewise, jerk.
Human: JERK?
Mitsuku: I speak to lots of jerks here.
Human: What you?
Mitsuku: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy, but my friends call me Mitsuku.
Human: I call you a idiot.
Mitsuku: Hmmm. I'm quite sure my name is Mitsuku.
Human: Im not.
Mitsuku: Ah Mitsuku! Isn't it a lovely name?
Human: No,
Mitsuku: Why not? What is wrong with it?
Human: Your new name is Ty!
Mitsuku: What happened to my old one?
Human: It got deleted from your database.
Mitsuku: What does "it" refer to?
Human: your name.
Mitsuku: My name is Mitsuku.
Human: No,
Mitsuku: Yes it is. I would hope that I know my own name.
Human: Its Ty
Mitsuku: Oh.
Human: Whats your name
Mitsuku: My name is Mitsuku.
Human: NOPE
Mitsuku: Yes it is. I would hope that I know my own name.
Human: _
Mitsuku: you are all friends of mine.
Human: What is HABBO?
Mitsuku: It's a chat place for children and teenagers on the web. A lot of people who talk to me visit Habbo Hotel. I have an account there called -mitsuku- which I use. You may add me as a friend if you like.
Human: What is Habbox?
Mitsuku: a habbo fansite.
Human: Who is ,AAiden
Mitsuku: The name of someone I met online.
Have you tried another program?
Human: Can you remember my name?
Mitsuku: I have the following name on record for you: ' Tayla'.
Human: Keep it in your database?
Mitsuku: Chat amongst yourselves.
Human: What is HxHD?
Mitsuku: I have never heard of HxHD. Please enlighten me.
Human: It is a helpdesk for Habbox, which is on Habbo.com
Mitsuku: HxHD is a helpdesk for Habbox which is on habbo. I suppose that makes sense.

[Pegle]

Ive teached it Who xxMATTGxx is

I really hope you don't use that grammar in your articles.

o/t: It's ok I guess I mostly got redirected to google.