Probably The Best Male Film Ever

[WhiteEyes]

Transformers 3, now you can dispute this all you want but lets be honest...
They have a famous actor that's awesome at being in action films....
They have the 2011 Sexiest Woman of the Year.
They had GIANT ROBOTS RIPPING SPINES AND EXPLOSIONS AND OMGWTFDPFJ@PDGND.
They had SWAT teams and Army.
They had a few pieces of comedy.
They had SO MANY CARS, OH SO MANY NIIIICE CARS...
They had probably the greatest movie soundtrack ever...
They had probably a lot of other stuff...

But back to the point. This film REEKS OF SWEAT AND TESTERONE AND IT'S AWESOME AND THERE'S EXPLOSIONS AND PEWPEWPEW, LIKE MEGATRON GETS HIS SPINE RIPPED OUT AND THAT GIRL IS SO SEXY AND SHE DRIVES A MERCEDES WHICH IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HER AND THERE'S LIKE THIS AWESOME PLANET WARP THINGY AND A BLACK HOLE AND OMGWTFSOGOODDPFJ}PAFIHAPDOFIHAOPHFOAHF.

Yeah. Pretty good movie.

[jasey]

You are totally right.


Since I am male, I definitely have to like sexy women. Especially the sexiest one as arbitrarily decided by some magazine!
Being male means I am attracted to anything with the army. I mean, I adore Katy Perry's 'Part Of Me' video because it is so masculine and male-centric.
I guess that I am lucky the movie has cars because that makes it a film for males! Since it has cars I can be assured that I will enjoy it more especially knowing that cars make it something females won't like.
As you know, I am male — so I love that it is an action film. That must be my favourite.
When I became a man, I learned that we as a gender adore GIANT ROBOTS RIPPING SPINES AND EXPLOSIONS AND OMGWTFDPFJ@PDGND.
Of course, 'lots of other stuff' totally takes the cake for me as well. Usually when a film has 'other stuff' I know it will appeal to me and all the members of my gender.


You basically summed up my adoration of this film. When I went to the ticket counter they had a discount for males seeing the film. I guess that makes up for me being charged extra to go and see 'Bridesmaids'. I was confused when I saw the poster for that one because it had lots of sexy women on it so I figured it was made for me as a male but apparently it is a female film. Whatever, nothing I can do about that!


http://wpc.556e.edgecastcdn.net/80556E/img.site/PH6Zk1JXP4aA9e_2_m.jpg

[WhiteEyes]

Sorry if my implication was sexist, I obvious offended you, and thus I shall now make this the most grease-monkey-ish, sweat masculine film ever. Sorry to offend you. And FYI, Bridesmaids was funny. ;D

[lawrawrrr]

Hey guess what! I'm a girl and loved transformers 3!


don't just jump to conclusions, girls can like cars + robots + fighting too.

EVEN SEXY WOMEN


sexist.

[dbgtz]

No substance to it, only really watch Transformers for the effects and is why I only watched the first and second once, never having watched the third. Also Shia Labeouf is annoying. And besides, surely the best male film ever has to be some porno?

Also a word of warning, but Misawa might be on your ass soon.

[peteyt]

It's just too much. Watch Hard Boiled - it's a lot better action wise and it feels a lot more real

[The Don]

Yeh i mean why worry about trivial things such as plot and character development or the quality of the script when you can see boobs, action and cars :rolleyes:

[Misawa]

TRANSFORMERS 2 and 3 are both diabolical.

[WhiteEyes]

I say that 2 sucked. 3 was good and 1 was meh.

[peteyt]

1 started okay had some nice moments then went into an over the top action

[A4R0N]

The Dark Knight was by far the best male film ever i mean batman hello...

[WhiteEyes]

Hmm, yeah but what about Book of Eli? DENZEL FREAKING WASHINGTON?

[Neversoft]

Guys, you're all forgetting about Snakes on a Plane.