[HxO] Security Training - 9pm BST

[Inseriousity.]

The Olympics needs security to defend itself against terrorists and tramps. All our staff went on strike because of the unions demanding better pay. Honestly, I reckon 1 HC Sofa a week is a good wage! We need more security staff so if you'd like to join, search Inseriousity. at 9pm for training*. Win medals for your country!

*Okay it's Five Seconds to Kick if you're wondering.