Any advice?

[Bono]

Hey all, Tommorow i am baby sitting my neice and i don't know what i should do to keep her occupied? Have any suggestioins? *(she's 3)*

[-2K-]

get a camera :D

[Chaz]

Never Eat Yellow Snow! (Oh Sorry thats Cristmas Advice)

Erm.....Play With Her Let her Do Things That She can't do at home (but nothing stupid!)
Outher That That I really Dunno coz I Can't stand Small kids (we Don't get On)

[Rachi]

Have u got a ball ?
Playin catch in the garden or somethin make her chase it.
Feed her.
Dont starve her x]
Let her do what she wants 2 do.
Like play with teddies
Why dont ya her parents and ask them 2 bring a few of her toys over
:)
Hope i helped

[Bono]

LOL, Well thanks for the advice, I might need a bit more... Would sugar keep her occupied? Well, Thanks miny i'll try that! :) Garden and catch don't really mix, Cause the neighbours are groucy and have a pool and if i fence the ball, It's gone. :(

[Rachi]

LOL, Well thanks for the advice, I might need a bit more...
DId u read mine
x]

[Chaz]

Dogs Are Cute But

Are KNOWN to steal socks! (looks at my dog max) Yer i'm talkin bout u

[eggd2]

turn on some kids tv, tell her to sit in front of the tv

[Rachi]

or you can just let her run wild around the house
x]

[Chaz]

or Strap her 2 the sofa sellotape her eyelids open and put her in front ov the telly

[eggd2]

trash the house before she gets there, nothing to trash, so then she will clean thinking she is trashing the house :D

[Bono]

You guys are good! :) She will like doing that.. Hmmm.... I like the Strap her to chair Seelotape her eye lids open and sit her infrom of the T.V Idea... :) J/K Well, Now that i have some idea's.. I wonder if she will like the computer?

[Chaz]

No! Not the Computer Last time i did that the kebord was sticky! and I had bout 365 Viruses lmao

[Rachi]

You guys are good! :) She will like doing that.. Hmmm.... I like the Strap her to chair Seelotape her eye lids open and sit her infrom of the T.V Idea... :) J/K Well, Now that i have some idea's.. I wonder if she will like the computer?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[Bono]

ooo... Okay, Bad idea.. Well know i have some idea's on what to do, What should i feed her? Or should i?

[Chaz]

Sugar! LMAO She'll be bouncing off the walls!

[Rachi]

Sugar! LMAO She'll be bouncing off the walls!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Feed her lettuce

[Bono]

Sugar, Now that sounds like a Larf... I'll give it a go. :)

[Rachi]

That's sounds like a Larf... I'll give it a go. :)
LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZ
U ppl are makin me larf :)

[Chaz]

i make everyone larf

[Bono]

Well, Making people larf is good, But i'm not, I AM FREAKING OUT CAUSE I AM NOT PREPARED. But i am excited about the sugar thing.. :)

[Rachi]

Well, Making people larf is good, But i'm not, I AM FREAKING OUT CAUSE I AM NOT PREPARED. But i am excited about the sugar thing.. :)
Lmao x]
Feed herrrrr CHOCOLATE
and beer

[Chaz]

You'll be Fine (stick With the sugar) but after your bored with the sugar you WILL need a tranquliser dart to send her 2 sleep (its the only way 2 stop the hyperness)

[Rachi]

You'll be Fine (stick With the sugar) but after your bored with the sugar you WILL need a tranquliser dart to send her 2 sleep (its the only way 2 stop the hyperness)
STICK A THERMOMETER UP HER BUTT
:)

[Chaz]

:s now y would u wanna do that? :s

[Rachi]

:s now y would u wanna do that? :s
I dont know.

:)
*randomness*



Feed her beer

[Chaz]

vodka (dude i feel sorry for her now) SHOTS! no mabey not Mmmmmmm.... Milk

[Rachi]

vodka (dude i feel sorry for her now) SHOTS! no mabey not Mmmmmmm.... Milk

hmmmmmmmmm.
SHANDY
will send her tipsy

[Bono]

Golly, I don't think beer or sticking a thermomiter up her bum is a good idea.. :( But tipsy is always good, So maybe

[Rachi]

Golly, I don't think beer or sticking a thermomiter up her bum is a good idea.. :( But tipsy is always good, So maybe
Im sorry i was joking

[Chaz]

Well At Least she's 3 You don't wanna sit There changing nappies all day lmao

[Rachi]

Dont feed her anything
just strap her 2 a chair and stick her in a dark cupboard
:)

[Bono]

Darn right, Hopefully the Toilet doesn't break over tonight.. She;s gonna be needing it tommorow!

Miny, You wanna come help me tommorow? You are smart on this sort of thing ;)

[Chaz]

lol The Toilet somehow Explodes leaving a wet 3 year old on the chair lmao

[Rachi]

Darn right, Hopefully the Toilet doesn't break over tonight.. She;s gonna be needing it tommorow!

Miny, You wanna come help me tommorow? You are smart on this sort of thing ;)

LoL
;)
Im good with children

[Bono]

Get's idea for alt... :o

[Rachi]

Lolzzz
my nxt door neighbours are 8 and 2 the 8 yr old always sez 'DO THIS NOW OR I'L SMACK YA' and i asked her nicley 2 do something and she does it xx]

[Chaz]

Lmao we're a bunch ov nutters lmao

[Rachi]

Lmao we're a bunch ov nutters lmao

LOLZ


If u ask her 2 do sumert and she wont
take away one of her toys until she does do what u ask
[read it in a magazine]

Also
Ask her nicley 1st if she wil do sumert u want er 2

[Bono]

But some funny nutters! :):):)

My neighbours are older couple.. So they don't tolerate much

[Chaz]

LOLZ


If u ask her 2 do sumert and she wont
take away one of her toys until she does do what u ask
[read it in a magazine]

Also
Ask her nicley 1st if she wil do sumert u want er 2


Is it me or Did Miny say Something smart for a chang lolz :s

[Rachi]

Is it me or Did Miny say Something smart for a chang lolz :s

Pardon?

[Chaz]

It was a Joke Mate

[Rachi]

Lol
I didnt get it at 1st
x]
after i posted it
x]

[Bono]

Pardon?

LOL, I think she did Chaz! Wow, But it was some good advice! :")

[Chaz]

Awwwwwwww i'm in your siggie thx!

[Rachi]

LOL, I think she did Chaz! Wow, But it was some good advice! :")
Realy
;o

[Chaz]

ye it was

[Rachi]

omgz
wow:D

[Bono]

Lol, Yes you are Chaz, But any who, I was good advice! I wanna become a DJ, I ONly ever DJ'd once, And i did it with my friend, And I was making all my listeners larf! It was funny! Anyway, Yes, Good advice

[Chaz]

Or Buy stickers and Make a star Chart for Every Good thing She dose Give her a stiker :) i like stikers Btw How Old are You? Coz Yew Must be Old Enuf 2 be Trusted with a 3 year old (it woulden't stand a chance with me!

[Rachi]

Lmao
x]
Anyways

need more advice?

[Bono]

Nope, I think i am Good, P.S. i am older than 13 Can't say any more than that

[Chaz]

lol kk i gotta go now c ya (good luck 2 morro)

[Rachi]

Come on 2 morra
:)
and ask for somethne

[Eamonn]

heh i baby sit my little cousins all the time ones 3 and ones 1 and there both girls the babys in bed really when im there and the little one watches tv then i make her go bed well she goes because shes tired she wears herself out as shes really hyper

[Bono]

Oh gosh, That doesn't sound good :o

[Rachi]

Oh gosh, That doesn't sound good :o

Yoo dudee!!!
Need any more advice x]

[Chaz]

hes not online :( last nite it wen't on 4 hours lmao

[Rachi]

shes not online :( last nite it wen't on 4 hours lmao


She?
Its a boy

[Chaz]

read it again it says he

[Rachi]

Only because u edited it.

And it sed SHE in the quote i made x]

[Chaz]

Only because did not edit it.

also i smell bad x]


see how easy it is 2 change words? lmao

[Bono]

She?
Its a boy
It? Not nice!

Anyway, I am baby sitting her as we speak, And I fed her some cookies, some POP (Very sugary) and basically everything that has sugar in it, But she didn't bounce off the walls.

[Rachi]

see how easy it is 2 change words? lmao

Stop bein a noob n changin peoples postss:)

[Bono]

Anyway, I need idea's, what should i get her to Drink? (not alcohol, I don't wanna get arrested!)

[Rachi]

Orange squash ?

[Bono]

I'll try it, Sounds pretty simple... Oh great, i am starting to feel ill! :(

[Rachi]

Orange squash ?
Black Currant?

[Bono]

Black current = all out. Drank it all last night becasue i was nevous about today. Now she is Uber hyper and is chasing my Cats around the table... :( Poor cats

[.Lynn]

Didnt u take a baby sitting course at school lol?

[Rachi]

Sit her down
And tel her 2 shut up and leave the cats alone
:)

[.Lynn]

Sit her down
And tel her 2 shut up and leave the cats alone
:)
LOL Thats harsh but oh well.

Give her somethng to play with

[Bono]

Well, The birds, No cause they bite. The Dogs, NO WAY IN HECK She'll be torn to shreds, The cats... She already figured out.. Let's see if she likes a like bit of Rugby :o :)


Didnt u take a baby sitting course at school lol?
I am starting to wish i did!

[.Lynn]

:o LOL TACKLE HER!

[Bono]

Okay, I will honestly try. Okay, So i tryed and failed, THe little rascal is too small! :( I also hurt my head in the process

[.Lynn]

Lol..funny how can u be on the computer and watching her at the same time

[Bono]

Oh yeah, that reminds me... I'M NOT! LOL, But it just went quiet, so i am going to go check up on her. :)

[Chaz]

lmao the room is torn apart

[-Soph-]

lock her in the shed :D

[Bono]

Unfortunatly, The shed is still underconstruction! :( But she figured out where we keep the cookies... :(

[.Lynn]

Lol give her a cookie then run away then she will chase u

[Bono]

Okay. She can't run fast so this will be funny! :)

[.Lynn]

Lol run all over the house ;P

[Bono]

Kk, I just got a cookie and ran around the table, Then Ran out of my kitchen and turned right, And She was looking around like sooooo confused! LMAO

[Chaz]

awwwww u big menies lol

[Bono]

Were not mean, Just keeping her occupied

[.Lynn]

Haha just give her a cookie

[Chaz]

rofl this is funneh

[Bono]

I gave her one, I have too make her calm down, Her dad comes to pick her up soon!

P.S. Lynn, i tryed to give you rep for your excellent Ideas, But i Have apparently gave out too much in the last 24 hours

[-Soph-]

haha tie a cookie onto a piece of string and run around the house and tease her with it :D

[Bono]

Sounds like fun! :)

[Rachi]

Lol
Is she still awake now ;s

[Bono]

She went home, But i'm still going to do most of that stuff next time! :) Anyway where i live, It's okay 3:28 PM

[Rachi]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO
:)
kool

[.Lynn]

So how was it?

[Bono]

I was disaspointed cause she didn't bounce off walls, Other than that, it was pretty cool

[Rachi]

LMAO
hang her by her pants from the roof nxt time

[Chaz]

lol
was it fun tho lol

[Bono]

Yes it was rather amusing! :)

[-Soph-]

lmao tie selotape around her mouth and tell her if shes not good she will not be getting any food xDD

[JackHb]

Give her a bag of jelly babies and a bottle of coke :)

[.Lynn]

AAGH at ur sig..:| lol lol lol

sorry off topic

[Chaz]

Argh I'm Not A man lover! lol

[.Lynn]

Argh I'm Not A man lover! lol
??????????????

[Eamonn]

jack i hope you love me to :D

[Chaz]

lol hes all mine lmao

[Eamonn]

i thought you just said you were a non man lover

[Chaz]

well things change