Mum May I?

[,Abbey]

Basically I'll say Mum May I.. *example*?

The person who posts below me's post will look like this:

*stupid answer to the question*

Mum may I.... *example*?

For example:

Me: Mum may I eat you?

Person Below: Yes as long as you leave my bones for Dad.

Mum may I write my name?
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Got it?

Okay lets begin for real now:


Mum may I challenge you to a staring contest?

[Succubus]

Yes as long as you blink first


Mum may I take over the world?

[dbgtz]

Well you're bigger than it so I don't see why not.

Mum, may I buy a Freddo?

[,Abbey]

As long as you give me it all and dont have any.

Mum may I give you £100?

[Empired]

Yes as long as it's in pennies.

Mum may I call you something different?

[DeejayMachoo]

Yes as long as you call your father Jebus.

Mum may I have 1 million dolla?

[Empired]

Yes as long as you only buy milkshakes with it.

Mum may I speak louder?

[Lewis]

Yes as long as you mute yourself first.

Mum may I eat worms for dinner?

[Empired]

Yes as long as you wash your hands before.

Mum may I go outside and play? :)

[Succubus]

Yes as long as you come back in after one second

Mum may I own a gun?

[DeejayMachoo]

Yes as long as you shoot your foot, twice.

Mum may I swim with sharks?

[Succubus]

Yes as long as you cover yourself in meat first.


Mum may I jump?

[,Abbey]

As long as you jump right up to heaven.

Mum may I smell your foot?

[Empired]

Yes as long as it's not attached to me.

Mum may I dance with Dad?

[,Abbey]

As long as you shove him out the door.


Mum may I kiss Olly Murs?

[Succubus]

Yes you may as long as it's a fake olly


Mum may I draw?

[Becca]

as long as it is a naked drawing of me like on titanic

mum may i have my breast milk now?

[,Abbey]

Yes as long as you scream Bitty before we begin. (<-- little britain lol)

Mum may I eat your poo?

[Empired]

Yes as long as you fish it out the sewers.

Mum may I get a job?

[Succubus]

Yes you may as long as you get a bad pay.

Mum may I get a new TV?

[Empired]

Yes as long as it's broken.

Mum may I dunk you? Diistrict;

[Succubus]

Ahaha nice one


Yes you may aslong as you dont dip me all in!


Mum may I sit down?

[Empired]

Yes as long as you can't find somewhere to sit.

Mum may I punch Maria?

[Succubus]

Yes you may as long as you miss.

Mum may I play my xbox?

[Empired]

Oh Hell Nooo!

Oops I mean Yes as long as it's switched off at the wall

Mum may I attack a cat?

[,Abbey]

As long as the cat wins

Mum may I, do a poo?

[Empired]

As long as it's before midnight???

May may I watch a film?

[Cerys]

As long as it's an adult film

Mum may I go to town

[geo]

As long as it's an adult film

Mum may I go to town

no you can not.

[Empired]

Mum may I win the lottery?

[Lewis]

Yes, if you give your winnings to charity.

[,Abbey]

Mum may I get loads of money then spend it on clothes?

[Lewis]

Yes, but you must give them to the local hobo.

Can I go WOO mum, can I oh can I?!

[,Abbey]

Yes you can, as long as you eat the WOO! Lmao

Mum may I snog Olly Murs?

[LiquidLuck.]

No, you can't, because you're not Katy Perry.

Mum, may I spend all our fortune in a casino?

[,Abbey]

As long as I get all the winnings to go move away from you!

Mum may I eat a banana? Its fruit after all!

[Derrener]

Yes you may as long as its rotting.

Mum may I adopt a polar bear?

[Lewis]

Yes, as long as eat it for supper.
Mum may I call you Mum?

[Derrener]

Yes, of course, as long as as I can call you Bert

Mum may I buy your house?

[Lewis]

Sure, as long as I can kick you out of it.

Mum, may I buy a pet mouse?

[Kwintuuun]

Of course, if it is not a zombie.
Mum, can you help me with my lessons pornography?

[BreakfastBacon]

Only if Tuesday o clock is PINECONE

Mum can you help me find my jigsaw?

[AgnesIO]

Yes, only if you murder your father with it.

Mum, can I get a new phone?

[Derrener]

Yes, as long as you brake it when you get it.

Mum may I write a letter to my friend?

[AgnesIO]

No, because you need a friend to start with.

Mum, can I learn to play the xylophone?

[Succubus]

Sure, as long as theres no keys (or we) on the xylophone?

Ma, may I meet the crew of Rizzoli and Isles?

[Derrener]

yes , make you sure you die whilst you're there

Mum, may I watch TV

[Succubus]

Yes as long as it's turned off

Ma, my I message Tess Gerritsen?

[Derrener]

Yes as long as you don't send her the message.

Mum may I go to the park?

[Succubus]

Sure as long as you don't go in the park

Ma, may I have some coca cola

[Lewis]

As long as you give the cat your coke.

Mum, may I have a new mum?

[Derrener]

aslong as you kill her

Mum, may I get a job?

[zombies]

as long as all pay proceeds to me.

mum, may i play some xbox?

[Derrener]

as long as you smash it up first

mum may I go on a date?

[Lewis]

As long as he's your dad
Mum, may I marry you?

[Derrener]

yes, when i die

Mum may I go to the shop

[compositeLegend]

Yes, as long as you don't spend any money.
Mum can I get plastic surgery?

[Chipmunks]

Yes, as long as you get your face first
mum can i give you a make over?

[Cassiieee]

Yes, Aslong as you don't make me look like a drag queen.
Mum, Can I have a baby?

[Derrener]

yes aslong as you name the baby Baby

mum may i go to school