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Sloths
26-09-2012, 07:33 PM
http://habbox.com/text/coffee/cheesy+chatups

We were sitting in the help desk the other day and auffant1 was having a go at trying to chat up Ms.Aquamarine. It was quite entertaining and in fact he did have some very funny pick up lines but they were oh so very cheesy.

I want you all to have a go at chatting up Rosy with your best one liner.
May the best pick up line posted below win!

Prize: Rosy 5 credits + 10 rep

Abrood
04-10-2012, 06:07 PM
Is that a mirror in your pants? because I can see myself in them.

Cerys
04-10-2012, 07:25 PM
Heyy - I want you to have my kids. c: They're out in the car

Foregetfuhl
04-10-2012, 08:18 PM
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.

WalshUK
05-10-2012, 12:55 AM
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you have fine written all over you ;)

Rcsiee
05-10-2012, 08:38 PM
Hi, nice legs. What time do they open? ;)

auffant1
06-10-2012, 02:10 AM
Cheesy? I don't think so. The ones I used were golden and she was all for it ;).

OT: Let me just set the mood here: It's late at night (1, 2 am). You're in a bar, talking with some friends. You're sipping your Dirty Martini and eventually you drink all of it. You walk over to the bar and ask the bartender for a refill. You're waiting for the drink when you feel a tap on your shoulder only to turn around and see the most beautiful looking girl in the world (Ms.Aquamarine of course ;)). Shes to you simply "What time is it? I forgot my watch." And this is where the pick up line comes in.

"O it's two-flirty and the date's with you and me."

If that fails you can always go up to her later and say the following:

You, "Crap. There is something wrong with my cell phone." Her, "What's wrong with it?" You, "It's just that.... you're not in it.

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