my friend wants to spread her cold

[Special]

this is going to sound really odd but i'm convinced that my flatmate wants to give her cold to other people, she's been doing everything possible to try and give it to me such as coming into my room everyday for 2 hours coughing without covering her mouth, laying on me, biting me, licking me & asking me 20 times if i want a drink out of her coke bottle

today she noticed that my nose was blocked (yes, i have her cold) and excitedly she said 'oh jarvis you have a cold!' i said 'noo it's just because it's freezing out here) and i looked over to her and noticed she was grinning like a cheshire cat as if she was reveling in the thought she has passed her disease on

also my other flatmate has caught her cold and she said 'ohh no i haven't passed you my cold have i?' in a really sarcastic manner

it's so weird! help me out!

[wixard]

well once this girl in my class had nits and tried touching everyone else's head with her head

[Special]

it's actually so weird, if i had a cold first i'd do everything to try and avoid people! does she have a disorder?

[Absently]

maybe she just wants everyone to feel as rubbish as she does?

[Chris]

Erm that is a bit weird. Not a lot you can do about it if you have the cold now but in future stay away from her when shes ill! :P

[sex]

maybe she wants you all to be sick so yous can be around each other etc
shring is caring

[ams30]

Punch her square in the face. That'll stop her dead in her tracks.

[BreakfastBacon]

Take off her face and devour it so it can't spread >:)....or just...get treatment and tell her to stop i guess

[mrwoooooooo]

well this thread was disappointing

http://i.imgur.com/b1aZf.png

and punch her