Punny Puns - Ends 22nd January

[Sho]

http://Habbox.com/text/94/Punny+Puns

I love puns, they amuse me. I often find myself Googling puns for my own amusement, and some of the puns I've heard are so bad that I just have to giggle, for example 'what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese' and 'what do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!'

For this competition, what I would like you to do is to post a bad pun that you have either been told, or have made up.

The best pun wins!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[Cassiieee]

To avoid that run down feeling - Look both ways before crossing the street.

[PaulRoseman]

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

[Zelda]

What kinds of ghosts haunt chemistry labs?

Methylated spirits

[zombies]

Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says, “Do you know how to drive this thing?

[Kardan]

Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says, “Do you know how to drive this thing?

That was not very punny.

[AlexJRiley]

Lifts seem to have a lot of ups and downs

[sidrockstar]

what do u call a fish not in water answer outer space

[Zac.]

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

[MKR&*42]

Can I express mine with a picture, aw thanks x

http://25.media.tumblr.com/01b0b55d441c12257ffe3d3aee940627/tumblr_mevxtcQwtz1qzpzfmo1_500.jpg

[Hollie]

how are mermaids born if they have tails? sea-section

[BreakfastBacon]

2 cannibals are eating a clown one cannibal turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"

[Teabags]

Old Chinese proverb states:
man with hands in pockets, is feeling cocky.

[Andii]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

[!x!dude!x!2]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.