lover finds dead cat beneath fat woman's bottom

[Catchy]

didn't know where to put this cos i'm not sure if it's current but heard about it a while ago and wasn't sure if it was true but googled it



AMANDA Simmons, aka Mandy Mountain, of Charleston, West Virginia, weighs 55stones. She says that when her lover went to inspect her chub at close quarters he spotted a cat (avoid obvious joke – ed). The cat was dead. Mandy had sat on it.Says Mandy, 25:

“Poor little Buttons must have suffocated when I rolled over. I never even noticed. ‘It wasn’t even my kitten – I was looking after him for my neighbours. My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing.”


You might suppose he was made of tougher stuff.He’s
lucky (http://www.anorak.co.uk/237096/strange-but-true/fat-woman-guilty-of-killing-lover-by-sitting-on-him.html/)
he got out
alive (http://www.anorak.co.uk/211382/strange-but-true/fat-man-acquitted-of-squashing-wife-to-death.html/)
…


http://www.anorak.co.uk/289852/strange-but-true/lover-finds-dead-cat-beneath-fat-womans-bottom.html/

omg lol...

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[Lee]

MandyTheMountain.

Sad news RIP Cat.

[Samantha]

I think I remember hearing about this, poor cat :(.

[Demi]

Oh gawd, breaking news!

[Cerys]

Oh wow.

RIP mr kitty </3

[Red]

what on earth

[David]

"My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing."

+o(+o(+o( probably not due to the cat

[Yawn]

amazing


My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing
looooOOOOOL

[karter]

no cat deserves this :(

[Zelda]

this is actually really sad :(

I keep worrying that I'm gonna sit on my cat though considering he always sits exactly in the midle of the sofa and often hides so well :(

[MKR&*42]

Oh wow I giggled/laugh jeez I'm horrible compared to most of u ;s

Poor cat.

[JACKTARD]

Not gonna lie, this is hilarious ahaha. New ad idea to combat obesity....