What has someone said to you that was a bit dumb?

[Samantha]

Basically, I've told a couple about this, but I was talking to my mum and said this.

Me: I'm just going to print screen this.
Mum: You can't the printer isn't turned on.

I laughed a fair bit at that bless her.

[Aiden]

what do you mean by a bit dumb?

pretty much everything i say to myself (y)

[Reality]

Me: so you know what to do
Friend: yup you told me 3 times Jesus
Me: go on then
Friend: what's 2+2 oh yeah never mind

Was like o.o but I have probably had better than that just don't remember them ;)

[Calum0812]

what do you mean by a bit dumb?

pretty much everything i say to myself (y)

And everything you say to other people, right? :P

[Samantha]

what do you mean by a bit dumb?

pretty much everything i say to myself (y)

Like if someone you were talking to replied with a funny or weird reply etc. :P.

[Zelda]

it's normally me more that does it cause I can't string sentences together at all when i'm nervous but this is one that I remember from my mum a few weeks ago LMAO

Me: do you know where my phone is?
Mum: if you had my phone you might be rather upset

I was like ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk and basically just walked off to find it myself

[FlyingJesus]

Well I talk to Gina a lot so...

[Succubus]

If i remember rightly I was yelling 'Duck' as in duck because theres a massive ******* thorn bush coming ur way but one of my family members replied "oh yeah look ducks!!!" they weren't even ducks...........

[Phil]

We boss in work told me that I can use the computer to research something by saying "I think we have a 'google' on the machine inside"

YEAH PROBS!!

[MKR&*42]

Bolt660;

is all im gonna say.

[Gibs960]

We watched a clip from Jurassic Park in English and a girl in my class said to me:

Friend: Y'know when dinosaurs were around?
Me: Yeah
Friend: Did they really have cages?

I swear she's not dumb cos she's in top set for more or less everything but she likes the attention I suppose.

[buttons]

there's prob loads but i always bring up the fact my friend thought tuna was chicken... and my cousin thought asia was a country and asked us if satan was a planet. oh and she gota new bike and my mum asked her "ooh is that illuminous (ie bright)" and she said "no, it's mine"

[-:Undertaker:-]

Probably in my Politics class back in autumn when somebody (with a straight face) suggested to me that we should have completely open borders.

[e5]

hahahaa the last one made me laugh.

omg i can't think of anything on the spot :( My ex girl-friend came out with some silly things before... but can't for the life of me think of any :'( she used to have me in stitches!

there's prob loads but i always bring up the fact my friend thought tuna was chicken... and my cousin thought asia was a country and asked us if satan was a planet. oh and she gota new bike and my mum asked her "ooh is that illuminous (ie bright)" and she said "no, it's mine"

[Red]

idk the only thing that popped to mind is when my friend asked for a 'cah lone al' meal instead of Coloneal or when she thought paramilitary was the parlimentees...
oh and when my friend phoned up and ment to say she had psoriasis or something and accidentally said syphilis. ahh laughed so much I had tears!

[Jurv]

fAsT nD fUrIoUs iS a gD mOvIe xDDDDDD LoLzZzZz

[Kardan]

"What's hard water?"
"Ice"

[Kieran]

Just have a conversation with Catchy;

[Gina]

Well I talk to Gina a lot so...

lmao so horrible :(
but yeah probs anything i say lmao ;(((((

[Catchy]

Just have a conversation with @Catchy (http://www.habboxforum.com/member.php?u=59974);

:'( Cheeky, I am clever jus' doesn't show through!!

[Kieran]

:'( Cheeky, I am clever jus' doesn't show through!!

Ahahaha :P Some of the stuff you come out with is priceless :P

[Circadia]

My friend thought Europe was connected to America
and she thought wifi was pronounced wiffy

[Empired]

@Bolt660 (http://www.habboxforum.com/member.php?u=55726);

is all im gonna say.
tony blair

is all im gonna say.

[MKR&*42]

tony blair

is all im gonna say.

Omg how did I forget about you <3

Truthfully yesterday I questioned whether ducks could fly cause I've never seen a flying one till yday so :/

[Shar]

Im too busy giggling i forget whats been said
Chris its always because of you or Bolt660

[Red]

:'( Cheeky, I am clever jus' doesn't show through!!

lmao when catchy though a griaffe was spelt draff
when shoed thought a fish was a mammal and in a telephrase when someone said a scottish skirt and he said QUILT cackles
when graham said 'whats catchy, like you catchyed a cold?'

[Catchy]

lmao when catchy though a griaffe was spelt draff
when shoed thought a fish was a mammal and in a telephrase when someone said a scottish skirt and he said QUILT cackles
when graham said 'whats catchy, like you catchyed a cold?'

OMG LMFAO!!!!!! And when some1 said to Kyle; "ITS NOT MY FAULT I CANT SPELL IM DYSLETTICE"

[Absently]

OMG LMFAO!!!!!! And when some1 said to @Kyle (http://www.habboxforum.com/member.php?u=30795); "ITS NOT MY FAULT I CANT SPELL IM DYSLETTICE"
YES LMAO THAT WAS HILARIOUS.

i can't think of any atm, but i say extremely stupid things sometimes i'm sure pasta; can think of some :P

[Catchy]

When I said it's fate to sex; he was like "What???? dont you mean faith????????????"

[brackson]

I was at a zoo and there was an exhibit for Albino Deer.

My family and I were with a tour guide with about 15 other people.

While everyone was snapping pictures, I exclaimed "Look at the pretty horses!".

I was so embarrassed, they don't even look like horses LOL.

http://therobotwatch.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/albino-deer-buck2-b.jpg

[Samantha]

My friend thought Europe was connected to America
and she thought wifi was pronounced wiffy

First time we stayed in the hotel we stay in now at Blackpool, my mum went do you have wiffy, the hotel owned wondered what she was on about it was so funny. She even said wiffy the other day without realising LMAO.