chat up lines

[noddy]

hey have u got a plaster

cos i hurt my knee when i fell for you

[Cerys]

Gotta say these two are my favourite of all time

You, me, handcuffs and whipped cream.. interested?
Hey, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you

[myles]

hello do you know
yes

[JACKTARD]

Hey, do you work for UPS?

Because I saw you checking out my package.

[MKR&*42]

Should I call an ambulance, cause you look like you just fell from heaven <3_<3.

I like "if i could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together" until someone rudely replied "shame N and O are together".

[Teabags]

language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXVRQCQS-dQ

doublepost?

[Shar]

Hey, do you work for UPS?

Because I saw you checking out my package.
I shuddered irl.

Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

Just no.

ugh I hate chat up lines

[noddy]

my personal favourite is

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[JACKTARD]

I shuddered irl.

Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

Just no.

ugh I hate chat up lines

lmao glad you enjoyed it

OT:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Get in the van.

[Shar]

lmao glad you enjoyed it

OT:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Get in the van.
Your true colours have been revealed.

It's really creepy that those kind of lines are on the cheesy chat up line websites..

[JACKTARD]

Your true colours have been revealed.

It's really creepy that those kind of lines are on the cheesy chat up line websites..

lmao I haven't ever used them dw

nor did I come up with them (a)

[FlyingJesus]

Hey I'm HC

[Adam]

what up i got a big ****

[JACKTARD]

Hey I'm HC


so gonna use this

[AgnesIO]

Hey I'm HC

Funniest post in this thread :L

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[JACKTARD]

If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My zip.

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If you were a bogie I would pick you first

[e5]

Can I ask you 3 questions?

Am I good looking?
Are you single?
Is there a reason right now why you can't kiss me?

[Daltron]

these are the best haha

[Aaron]

Can I ask you 3 questions?

Am I good looking?
Are you single?
Is there a reason right now why you can't kiss me?

I saw the videos of that recently, very good and clever haha! :P

[e5]

Yeah VitalyzdTV :P

I saw the videos of that recently, very good and clever haha! :P