View Full Version : Direct.Gov.UK Website advertising Habbo jobs!
Kushja
20-06-2013, 01:04 PM
Hey guys,
So I was just searching for a job; when I came across this advertisement to work at SWAT!
https://jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/GetJob.aspx?JobID=2297856&JobTitle=Secretary%2fReceptionist&redirect=http%3a%2f%2fjobsearch.direct.gov.uk%2fho me.aspx&pp=25&pg=1&sort=rv.dt.di&re=134&tjt=secretary&AVSDM=
So, apply within!
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Kush.
Thread closed by e5 (Forum Moderator) - As it now serves no purpose.
Jarkie
20-06-2013, 01:14 PM
Woah this takes 'habbo mafias' to the next level...
Stephen
20-06-2013, 01:14 PM
is that a joke
Kushja
20-06-2013, 01:15 PM
It seems real! All adverts get reviewed before posting.
Bradley.
20-06-2013, 01:20 PM
LMFAO IM LAUGHING AHHHH
Jarkie
20-06-2013, 01:25 PM
£9.50 an hour to work for 'SWAT' on habbo? lol I will take that job please :P HabboSwat;
Abdicators
20-06-2013, 01:28 PM
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Daltron
20-06-2013, 01:32 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2ntiqnd.png
laughing so much at this actually being a legit ad
Hidden
20-06-2013, 01:36 PM
CANT........ BREATH.............. O M G LOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Blissa; FINALLY A JOB FOR U
9.50 an hour.
sign me up x
lmao this is ridic
MKR&*42
20-06-2013, 01:48 PM
LOOOL so much irl omg.
iBlueBox
20-06-2013, 01:49 PM
I'm so going to apply!
Bradley.
20-06-2013, 01:51 PM
IS HE REALLY GOING TO PAY THAT WHAT THE HELL
Thetyler
20-06-2013, 02:18 PM
Woah! I want this job! gimme ;)
Inseriousity.
20-06-2013, 02:21 PM
9.50 an hour, I'm sold. lolol
Mr-Trainor
20-06-2013, 02:28 PM
Omg, is this for real?
karter
20-06-2013, 02:34 PM
LMAOO WTF how is this real
Chippiewill
20-06-2013, 02:36 PM
Perhaps we should start auto-syncing Habbox job openings with directgov's job service...
Thetyler
20-06-2013, 02:55 PM
Swat must be desperate ;)
Kardan
20-06-2013, 02:57 PM
If only it wasn't a full time job :(
Mikey
20-06-2013, 03:21 PM
u wot?..
Kushja
20-06-2013, 03:22 PM
View job posting
Owner: Habbo SWAT
Status: Active
Originally posted:: 19/06/2013
Last modified: 20/06/2013
Earliest expiration: 02/03/2100
Views: 585 Applies 118 View jobseekers
Email: 0
Well done guys.
Absently
20-06-2013, 03:30 PM
wow this is a great opportunity!
Michael
20-06-2013, 03:32 PM
LOL
The position is available for an immediate start.
Please visit -
http://www.habbo.com/room/51773771
This has made my day
Lewis
20-06-2013, 03:33 PM
im so confused. this isnt legit lol
Kushja
20-06-2013, 03:35 PM
It's legit.
Mikey
20-06-2013, 03:38 PM
LOL
This has made my day
well..
http://postimg.org/image/55b524fch/
100% not legit. Noone can think a job that links you to a habbo room to apply for a job in real life, who will pay £9.50 an hour for a website that probably gets about 10 visits a month is legit.
also
LOLl
Kushja
20-06-2013, 03:42 PM
Trolol 126 applies?!
Goes to show people genuinely don't care what they apply for.
Also shows that Job Seekers don't really review what they advertise.
Yeah, you've posted this.
the .gov.uk site don't know if this is really legit. no fansite does now, and no fansite will pay £9.50 an hour for someone to work on it.
May not be legit but -
"Owner: Habbo SWAT
Status: Active
Originally posted:: 19/06/2013
Last modified: 20/06/2013
Earliest expiration: 02/03/2100
Views: 672
Applies 123
Email: 0"
omg is this even serious lmaoooo that swat is serious business. im pretty sure he use this forum?
In this exciting job you will be paid on a weekly basis, the job is based on a 9-5 shift Mon-Fri.
Receptionist duties will include greeting clients on arrival; diary management; scheduling appointments; correspondence; upkeep of archive system and general secretarial tasks including filing; photocopying, ordering stationery etc and generally maintaining order in the office.
You should be able to multi-task and prioritise your own workload. You will be experienced in using Word and Outlook. The ability to maintain and update the Company website (www.habboswat.com) is preferable.
You will need to be extremely organised, systematic and confident with dealing with people from all walks of life, including professionals from legal, medical and statutory services as well as vulnerable clients. Discretion is a must as our work is highly confidential. A background in legal or medical work will be a distinct advantage.
You should be pleasant, polite and friendly, able to maintain a professional attitude at all times.
The position is available for an immediate start.
Please visit -
http://www.habbo.com/room/51773771
Lewis
20-06-2013, 03:50 PM
i am totally reporting them for fraud. (fraud isnt the right word but I can't think of the right word ffs)!!!
maybe the word is defraud
id love to get paid to play habbo
Kushja
20-06-2013, 03:53 PM
i am totally reporting them for fraud. (fraud isnt the right word but I can't think of the right word ffs)!!!
maybe the word is defraud
Absolutely not. I'm not sure what you could pursue it as, it might be a genuine ad. John might be desperate.
Are you a Habbo Swat employee?
Absolutely not. I'm not sure what you could pursue it as, it might be a genuine ad. John might be desperate.
Lewis
20-06-2013, 03:56 PM
Absolutely not. I'm not sure what you could pursue it as, it might be a genuine ad. John might be desperate.
I was joking. But how can this honestly be real :S
Kushja
20-06-2013, 03:58 PM
I might be in there on occasion ahaa. This, is hilarious.
CrazyLemurs
20-06-2013, 05:48 PM
Maybe he's secretly uber rich irl?
Shame the ad appears to no longer be available on the website...
xxMATTGxx
20-06-2013, 06:49 PM
Imagine applying for it and actually putting it down on the applications slip or whatever it is you have to do at the Job Centre haha
Reality
20-06-2013, 06:50 PM
Imagine applying for it and actually putting it down on the applications slip or whatever it is you have to do at the Job Centre haha
Put it on ya CV Matt bet that will get you a even better job 'Worked as a virtual assistant' lmfao I bet they would be horrified with the thoughts thy could Brin up in people's minds
Kushja
20-06-2013, 06:53 PM
Imagine applying for it and actually putting it down on the applications slip or whatever it is you have to do at the Job Centre haha
I think thats what over 140 people did, matt ;)
Kardan
20-06-2013, 08:53 PM
The fact is though, I'm pretty sure that people will have applied for this and not realised the context of being a receptionist :/ I'm pretty sure it doesn't mention playing Habbo :/
MKR&*42
20-06-2013, 09:06 PM
Hahah
This job has been removed from the site and is no longer available for viewing.
lemons
20-06-2013, 09:07 PM
was probably a joke
Plebings
20-06-2013, 10:43 PM
was probably a joke
wouldn't put it past them, didn't they buy an advertising package on habbosecrets?
Mr-Trainor
20-06-2013, 10:52 PM
wouldn't put it past them, didn't they buy an advertising package on habbosecrets?
Oo yeah I think I saw that lol.
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