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Kushja
20-06-2013, 01:04 PM
Hey guys,

So I was just searching for a job; when I came across this advertisement to work at SWAT!

https://jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/GetJob.aspx?JobID=2297856&JobTitle=Secretary%2fReceptionist&redirect=http%3a%2f%2fjobsearch.direct.gov.uk%2fho me.aspx&pp=25&pg=1&sort=rv.dt.di&re=134&tjt=secretary&AVSDM=

So, apply within!

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Kush.

Thread closed by e5 (Forum Moderator) - As it now serves no purpose.

Jarkie
20-06-2013, 01:14 PM
Woah this takes 'habbo mafias' to the next level...

Stephen
20-06-2013, 01:14 PM
is that a joke

Kushja
20-06-2013, 01:15 PM
It seems real! All adverts get reviewed before posting.

Bradley.
20-06-2013, 01:20 PM
LMFAO IM LAUGHING AHHHH

Jarkie
20-06-2013, 01:25 PM
£9.50 an hour to work for 'SWAT' on habbo? lol I will take that job please :P HabboSwat;

Abdicators
20-06-2013, 01:28 PM
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Daltron
20-06-2013, 01:32 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2ntiqnd.png

laughing so much at this actually being a legit ad

Hidden
20-06-2013, 01:36 PM
CANT........ BREATH.............. O M G LOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Blissa; FINALLY A JOB FOR U

Red
20-06-2013, 01:42 PM
9.50 an hour.
sign me up x

lmao this is ridic

MKR&*42
20-06-2013, 01:48 PM
LOOOL so much irl omg.

iBlueBox
20-06-2013, 01:49 PM
I'm so going to apply!

Bradley.
20-06-2013, 01:51 PM
IS HE REALLY GOING TO PAY THAT WHAT THE HELL

Thetyler
20-06-2013, 02:18 PM
Woah! I want this job! gimme ;)

Inseriousity.
20-06-2013, 02:21 PM
9.50 an hour, I'm sold. lolol

Mr-Trainor
20-06-2013, 02:28 PM
Omg, is this for real?

karter
20-06-2013, 02:34 PM
LMAOO WTF how is this real

Chippiewill
20-06-2013, 02:36 PM
Perhaps we should start auto-syncing Habbox job openings with directgov's job service...

Thetyler
20-06-2013, 02:55 PM
Swat must be desperate ;)

Kardan
20-06-2013, 02:57 PM
If only it wasn't a full time job :(

Mikey
20-06-2013, 03:21 PM
u wot?..

Kushja
20-06-2013, 03:22 PM
View job posting
Owner: Habbo SWAT
Status: Active
Originally posted:: 19/06/2013
Last modified: 20/06/2013
Earliest expiration: 02/03/2100
Views: 585 Applies 118 View jobseekers
Email: 0
Well done guys.

Absently
20-06-2013, 03:30 PM
wow this is a great opportunity!

Michael
20-06-2013, 03:32 PM
LOL


The position is available for an immediate start.
Please visit -
http://www.habbo.com/room/51773771

This has made my day

Lewis
20-06-2013, 03:33 PM
im so confused. this isnt legit lol

Kushja
20-06-2013, 03:35 PM
It's legit.

Mikey
20-06-2013, 03:38 PM
LOL



This has made my day

well..

http://postimg.org/image/55b524fch/

e5
20-06-2013, 03:40 PM
100% not legit. Noone can think a job that links you to a habbo room to apply for a job in real life, who will pay £9.50 an hour for a website that probably gets about 10 visits a month is legit.

also
LOLl

Kushja
20-06-2013, 03:42 PM
Trolol 126 applies?!

Goes to show people genuinely don't care what they apply for.
Also shows that Job Seekers don't really review what they advertise.

e5
20-06-2013, 03:47 PM
Yeah, you've posted this.
the .gov.uk site don't know if this is really legit. no fansite does now, and no fansite will pay £9.50 an hour for someone to work on it.

May not be legit but -

"Owner: Habbo SWAT
Status: Active
Originally posted:: 19/06/2013
Last modified: 20/06/2013
Earliest expiration: 02/03/2100
Views: 672
Applies 123
Email: 0"

sex
20-06-2013, 03:47 PM
omg is this even serious lmaoooo that swat is serious business. im pretty sure he use this forum?

In this exciting job you will be paid on a weekly basis, the job is based on a 9-5 shift Mon-Fri.

Receptionist duties will include greeting clients on arrival; diary management; scheduling appointments; correspondence; upkeep of archive system and general secretarial tasks including filing; photocopying, ordering stationery etc and generally maintaining order in the office.

You should be able to multi-task and prioritise your own workload. You will be experienced in using Word and Outlook. The ability to maintain and update the Company website (www.habboswat.com) is preferable.

You will need to be extremely organised, systematic and confident with dealing with people from all walks of life, including professionals from legal, medical and statutory services as well as vulnerable clients. Discretion is a must as our work is highly confidential. A background in legal or medical work will be a distinct advantage.


You should be pleasant, polite and friendly, able to maintain a professional attitude at all times.

The position is available for an immediate start.
Please visit -
http://www.habbo.com/room/51773771

Lewis
20-06-2013, 03:50 PM
i am totally reporting them for fraud. (fraud isnt the right word but I can't think of the right word ffs)!!!

maybe the word is defraud

Yawn
20-06-2013, 03:53 PM
id love to get paid to play habbo

Kushja
20-06-2013, 03:53 PM
i am totally reporting them for fraud. (fraud isnt the right word but I can't think of the right word ffs)!!!

maybe the word is defraud

Absolutely not. I'm not sure what you could pursue it as, it might be a genuine ad. John might be desperate.

e5
20-06-2013, 03:56 PM
Are you a Habbo Swat employee?

Absolutely not. I'm not sure what you could pursue it as, it might be a genuine ad. John might be desperate.

Lewis
20-06-2013, 03:56 PM
Absolutely not. I'm not sure what you could pursue it as, it might be a genuine ad. John might be desperate.

I was joking. But how can this honestly be real :S

Kushja
20-06-2013, 03:58 PM
I might be in there on occasion ahaa. This, is hilarious.

CrazyLemurs
20-06-2013, 05:48 PM
Maybe he's secretly uber rich irl?
Shame the ad appears to no longer be available on the website...

xxMATTGxx
20-06-2013, 06:49 PM
Imagine applying for it and actually putting it down on the applications slip or whatever it is you have to do at the Job Centre haha

Reality
20-06-2013, 06:50 PM
Imagine applying for it and actually putting it down on the applications slip or whatever it is you have to do at the Job Centre haha

Put it on ya CV Matt bet that will get you a even better job 'Worked as a virtual assistant' lmfao I bet they would be horrified with the thoughts thy could Brin up in people's minds

Kushja
20-06-2013, 06:53 PM
Imagine applying for it and actually putting it down on the applications slip or whatever it is you have to do at the Job Centre haha

I think thats what over 140 people did, matt ;)

Kardan
20-06-2013, 08:53 PM
The fact is though, I'm pretty sure that people will have applied for this and not realised the context of being a receptionist :/ I'm pretty sure it doesn't mention playing Habbo :/

MKR&*42
20-06-2013, 09:06 PM
Hahah

This job has been removed from the site and is no longer available for viewing.

lemons
20-06-2013, 09:07 PM
was probably a joke

Plebings
20-06-2013, 10:43 PM
was probably a joke

wouldn't put it past them, didn't they buy an advertising package on habbosecrets?

Mr-Trainor
20-06-2013, 10:52 PM
wouldn't put it past them, didn't they buy an advertising package on habbosecrets?
Oo yeah I think I saw that lol.

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