Would you rather? [Archive]

15-09-2013, 07:23 PM

Just found these on the internet so think we should all answer them :) I've highlighted by choices in green.

1. Would you rather...

- Sleep with 4 victoria secret's models, but be forced to never tell anyone about it?
- Or spend the night in a hotel, just chatting, with 4 victoria secrets models and have the world think you slept with them.

2. Would you rather...

- Have the ability to fly, but everytime you flew, you were naked?
- Or have the ability to be invisible, but anytime you went invisible, people near by would talk **** about you.

3. Would you rather...

- Always have a popcorn kernel in your throat
- Or have cheeto-fingers forever?

4. Would you rather...

- Work your dream job for no wages, relying only on welfare payments to survive.
- Or sit naked in a completely empty white room for 8-5 Monday - Saturday for £5 million a year.

5. Would you rather...

- Wipe with sand paper
- Or wipe with cling film

6. Would you rather...

- Smell a fart all day, all the time that nobody else can smell?
- Or have everyone think you smell like a fart but you don't smell it?

7. Would you rather...

- Fall down every staircase you come across?
- Or shut your hand in every door you open?

8. Would you rather?

- Watch porn with your parents?
- Or watch porn OF your parents?

omg at last one lol

karter

15-09-2013, 07:43 PM

1. Would you rather...

- Sleep with 4 victoria secret's models, but be forced to never tell anyone about it?
- Or spend the night in a hotel, just chatting, with 4 victoria secrets models and have the world think you slept with them.

sleep and forced not to tell

2. Would you rather...

- Have the ability to fly, but everytime you flew, you were naked?
- Or have the ability to be invisible, but anytime you went invisible, people near by would talk **** about you.

second one, SUREEE

3. Would you rather...

- Always have a popcorn kernel in your throat
- Or have cheeto-fingers forever?
CRAP. CHEETO FINGERS

4. Would you rather...

- Work your dream job for no wages, relying only on welfare payments to survive.
- Or sit naked in a completely empty white room for 8-5 Monday - Saturday for £5 million a year.

second one if you give me a laptop and a wifi connection

5. Would you rather...

- Wipe with sand paper
- Or wipe with cling film

LMAO. sand paper

6. Would you rather...

- Smell a fart all day, all the time that nobody else can smell?
- Or have everyone think you smell like a fart but you don't smell it?

smell a fart

7. Would you rather...

- Fall down every staircase you come across?
- Or shut your hand in every door you open?
wtf...the hand

8. Would you rather?

- Watch porn with your parents?
- Or watch porn OF your parents?

LMFAOO watch porn with my parents

Matthew

15-09-2013, 08:08 PM

red is my answers

1. Would you rather...

- Sleep with 4 victoria secret's models, but be forced to never tell anyone about it?
- Or spend the night in a hotel, just chatting, with 4 victoria secrets models and have the world think you slept with them.

2. Would you rather...

- Have the ability to fly, but everytime you flew, you were naked?
- Or have the ability to be invisible, but anytime you went invisible, people near by would talk **** about you.

3. Would you rather...

- Always have a popcorn kernel in your throat
- Or have cheeto-fingers forever?

4. Would you rather...

- Work your dream job for no wages, relying only on welfare payments to survive.
- Or sit naked in a completely empty white room for 8-5 Monday - Saturday for £5 million a year.

5. Would you rather...

- Wipe with sand paper
- Or wipe with cling film

6. Would you rather...

- Smell a fart all day, all the time that nobody else can smell?
- Or have everyone think you smell like a fart but you don't smell it?

7. Would you rather...

- Fall down every staircase you come across?
- Or shut your hand in every door you open?

8. Would you rather?

- Watch porn with your parents? Though I'd rather die
- Or watch porn OF your parents?

lemons

15-09-2013, 08:14 PM

1. Would you rather...

- Sleep with 4 victoria secret's models, but be forced to never tell anyone about it?
- Or spend the night in a hotel, just chatting, with 4 victoria secrets models and have the world think you slept with them.

2. Would you rather...

- Have the ability to fly, but everytime you flew, you were naked?
- Or have the ability to be invisible, but anytime you went invisible, people near by would talk **** about you.

3. Would you rather...

- Always have a popcorn kernel in your throat
- Or have cheeto-fingers forever?

4. Would you rather...

- Work your dream job for no wages, relying only on welfare payments to survive.
- Or sit naked in a completely empty white room for 8-5 Monday - Saturday for £5 million a year.

5. Would you rather...

- Wipe with sand paper
- Or wipe with cling film

6. Would you rather...

- Smell a fart all day, all the time that nobody else can smell?
- Or have everyone think you smell like a fart but you don't smell it?

7. Would you rather...

- Fall down every staircase you come across?
- Or shut your hand in every door you open?

8. Would you rather?

- Watch porn with your parents?
- Or watch porn OF your parents?

mine r bluee

Samantha

15-09-2013, 08:20 PM

Just found these on the internet so think we should all answer them I've highlighted by choices in green.

1. Would you rather...

- Sleep with 4 victoria secret's models, but be forced to never tell anyone about it?
- Or spend the night in a hotel, just chatting, with 4 victoria secrets models and have the world think you slept with them.

2. Would you rather...

- Have the ability to fly, but everytime you flew, you were naked?
- Or have the ability to be invisible, but anytime you went invisible, people near by would talk **** about you.

3. Would you rather...

- Always have a popcorn kernel in your throat
- Or have cheeto-fingers forever?

I don't like any, erm LOL. NEITHER.

4. Would you rather...

- Work your dream job for no wages, relying only on welfare payments to survive.
- Or sit naked in a completely empty white room for 8-5 Monday - Saturday for £5 million a year.

5. Would you rather...

- Wipe with sand paper
- Or wipe with cling film

6. Would you rather...

- Smell a fart all day, all the time that nobody else can smell? - Or have everyone think you smell like a fart but you don't smell it?

7. Would you rather...

- Fall down every staircase you come across?
- Or shut your hand in every door you open?
8. Would you rather?

- Watch porn with your parents?
- Or watch porn OF your parents?

Maybe just be like walking in on them lmao?

sex

15-09-2013, 08:23 PM

- Sleep with 4 victoria secret's models, but be forced to never tell anyone about it?
- Or spend the night in a hotel, just chatting, with 4 victoria secrets models and have the world think you slept with them.

2. Would you rather...

- Have the ability to fly, but everytime you flew, you were naked?
- Or have the ability to be invisible, but anytime you went invisible, people near by would talk **** about you.

3. Would you rather...

- Always have a popcorn kernel in your throat
- Or have cheeto-fingers forever?

4. Would you rather...

- Work your dream job for no wages, relying only on welfare payments to survive.
- Or sit naked in a completely empty white room for 8-5 Monday - Saturday for £5 million a year.

5. Would you rather...

- Wipe with sand paper
- Or wipe with cling film

6. Would you rather...

- Smell a fart all day, all the time that nobody else can smell?
- Or have everyone think you smell like a fart but you don't smell it?

7. Would you rather...

- Fall down every staircase you come across?
- Or shut your hand in every door you open?

8. Would you rather?

- Watch porn with your parents?
- Or watch porn OF your parents?

lemons

15-09-2013, 08:24 PM

omg how can you guys wipe your ass with cling film it would go EVERYWHERE

sex

15-09-2013, 08:25 PM

roll it up into a little ball i guess i dk

SAMANFA UR SICK UR LAST ANSWER IS GROSS

15-09-2013, 08:26 PM

8. Would you rather?

- Watch porn with your parents?
- Or watch porn OF your parents?

Maybe just be like walking in on them lmao?
omg Sam you would rather watch your parents?! lmaoo :P

omg how can you guys wipe your ass with cling film it would go EVERYWHERE
Better than having a sore arse!

lemons

15-09-2013, 08:27 PM

samanfa vomits omg

what if you had really runny poo the cling film wouldn't absorb the remains and it would go all over your hand

15-09-2013, 08:29 PM

Or imagine your bum being really sore and bleeding from the sandpaper scraping on it
ugh
samanfa vomits omg

what if you had really runny poo the cling film wouldn't absorb the remains and it would go all over your hand

lemons

15-09-2013, 08:30 PM

Or imagine your bum being really sore and bleeding from the sandpaper scraping on it
ugh

as long as you did it gently it would be okay!

15-09-2013, 08:32 PM

There is no gently with sandpaper
as long as you did it gently it would be okay!

sex

15-09-2013, 08:48 PM

too much poo talk
STOP

oli

15-09-2013, 09:16 PM

1. Would you rather...

- Sleep with 4 victoria secret's models, but be forced to never tell anyone about it?
- Or spend the night in a hotel, just chatting, with 4 victoria secrets models and have the world think you slept with them.

2. Would you rather...

- Have the ability to fly, but everytime you flew, you were naked?
- Or have the ability to be invisible, but anytime you went invisible, people near by would talk **** about you.

3. Would you rather...

- Always have a popcorn kernel in your throat
- Or have cheeto-fingers forever?

4. Would you rather...

- Work your dream job for no wages, relying only on welfare payments to survive.
- Or sit naked in a completely empty white room for 8-5 Monday - Saturday for £5 million a year.

5. Would you rather...

- Wipe with sand paper
- Or wipe with cling film

6. Would you rather...

- Smell a fart all day, all the time that nobody else can smell?
- Or have everyone think you smell like a fart but you don't smell it?

7. Would you rather...

- Fall down every staircase you come across?
- Or shut your hand in every door you open?

8. Would you rather?

- Watch porn with your parents?
- Or watch porn OF your parents?

Shar

16-09-2013, 01:37 PM

1. Would you rather...

- Sleep with 4 victoria secret's models, but be forced to never tell anyone about it?
- Or spend the night in a hotel, just chatting, with 4 victoria secrets models and have the world think you slept with them.

2. Would you rather...

- Have the ability to fly, but everytime you flew, you were naked?
- Or have the ability to be invisible, but anytime you went invisible, people near by would talk **** about you.

3. Would you rather...

- Always have a popcorn kernel in your throat
- Or have cheeto-fingers forever?

4. Would you rather...

- Work your dream job for no wages, relying only on welfare payments to survive.
- Or sit naked in a completely empty white room for 8-5 Monday - Saturday for £5 million a year.

5. Would you rather...

- Wipe with sand paper
- Or wipe with cling film

UGH GROSS.

6. Would you rather...

- Smell a fart all day, all the time that nobody else can smell?
- Or have everyone think you smell like a fart but you don't smell it?

loss either way

7. Would you rather...

- Fall down every staircase you come across?
- Or shut your hand in every door you open?

8. Would you rather?

- Watch porn with your parents?
- Or watch porn OF your parents?

OH GOD.

karter

16-09-2013, 02:07 PM

cling film isnt possible just no it will never get cleaned

Cerys

16-09-2013, 02:53 PM

1. Would you rather...

- Sleep with 4 victoria secret's models, but be forced to never tell anyone about it?
- Or spend the night in a hotel, just chatting, with 4 victoria secrets models and have the world think you slept with them.

2. Would you rather...

- Have the ability to fly, but everytime you flew, you were naked?
- Or have the ability to be invisible, but anytime you went invisible, people near by would talk **** about you.

3. Would you rather...

- Always have a popcorn kernel in your throat
- Or have cheeto-fingers forever?

4. Would you rather...

- Work your dream job for no wages, relying only on welfare payments to survive.
- Or sit naked in a completely empty white room for 8-5 Monday - Saturday for £5 million a year.

5. Would you rather...

- Wipe with sand paper
- Or wipe with cling film

6. Would you rather...

- Smell a fart all day, all the time that nobody else can smell?
- Or have everyone think you smell like a fart but you don't smell it?

7. Would you rather...

- Fall down every staircase you come across?
- Or shut your hand in every door you open?

LMFAO i imagine this would be quite entertaining ngl

8. Would you rather?

- Watch porn with your parents?
- Or watch porn OF your parents?

Jurv

17-09-2013, 09:24 AM

1. sleep with 4 victoria secret's models, but be forced to never tell anyone about it?

2. have the ability to be invisible, but anytime you went invisible, people near by would talk **** about you.

3. always have a popcorn kernel in your throat

4. work your dream job for no wages, relying only on welfare payments to survive.

5. wipe with cling film

6. smell a fart all day, all the time that nobody else can smell?

7. shut your hand in every door you open?

8. watch porn with your parents

these are gross btw lol!

lawrawrrr

17-09-2013, 09:34 AM

1. Would you rather...

- Sleep with 4 victoria secret's models, but be forced to never tell anyone about it?
- Or spend the night in a hotel, just chatting, with 4 victoria secrets models and have the world think you slept with them.

2. Would you rather...

- Have the ability to fly, but everytime you flew, you were naked?
- Or have the ability to be invisible, but anytime you went invisible, people near by would talk **** about you.

3. Would you rather...

- Always have a popcorn kernel in your throat
- Or have cheeto-fingers forever?

4. Would you rather...

- Work your dream job for no wages, relying only on welfare payments to survive.
- Or sit naked in a completely empty white room for 8-5 Monday - Saturday for £5 million a year.

5. Would you rather...

- Wipe with sand paper
- Or wipe with cling film

6. Would you rather...

- Smell a fart all day, all the time that nobody else can smell?
- Or have everyone think you smell like a fart but you don't smell it?

7. Would you rather...

- Fall down every staircase you come across?
- Or shut your hand in every door you open?

8. Would you rather?

- Watch porn with your parents?
- Or watch porn OF your parents?

i do not know to this last one neither