Last text message received?

[Absently]

I remember a few years ago we had one of these and it seemed to be quite popular, so I guess here we go.

Mines actually incredible boring, got it like 10 minutes ago but here we go:

UPC have asked us to deliver some new equipment to you. It is important that you have your old UPC Modem CM MAC (insert number here) and Set Top Box CAID (insert another number here) and inserted Smartcard ready for collection. One of your active set top boxes will be switched off temporarily unless the correct one is retrieved. DPD.

(getting an upgrade in internet/tv :P)

I'll post a human one I guess:

''Nice one :)'' haha

[Gina]

my last one was "yeah good idea:) xxxx"
was from Sharon; hahahaha

[Cerys]

mines qt

lol no



'Don't make me come down there ;) xxxx'



halp LMFAO

[lemons]

Your vodafone Text and Web Freebee allowance has expired. Top up a minimum of £10 to get your next free allowance.


SO POPULAR IK

[MKR&*42]

Oh woops I forgot to reply to the most recent omg

"Fair point. I have come to the conclusion that that scale was definitely right about me...definitely emotionally instable"

[Phil]

"Will do Xxxxx" was mine. I like these threads :P

[Derrener]

'ok so u buy my hoodie for 200 salads'

[Lewis]

none. I only just discovered there was an outside world!

[Cerys]

ok this is my new fav thread
expect me to post way too much
xox ly all

'Ikr!! I'm just so good ;) xxx'

[Samantha]

"Oh hehe the bank? And o dear hehe"

It was from Max, having a joke because I said we could go to Halifax tomorrow, the place not the bank.

[lawrawrrr]

"Hey lauraaaa"

[Mikey]

why?!

[sexpot]

"$25.43"

[Cerys]

'love you too xxx' awh qt teims

[oli]

"pls come omg me and dan are probs going"

[sexpot]

"lool just me, you, and Ashley"

[Drunq]

coming now!!

my last txt xD

[Ekelektra]

"Thanks"

First message on my new phone and it's pretty boring

[Absently]

''Oo ok''

[Shar]

"Oh okay haha. Well let me know about lunch yeah! I'm free all morning and afternoon for you ;) x"

whatsapp: "Okay cool I'll get back to you"

[Sharon]

"Hahah I need a paying job!!xxxxxxxxx"

kisses are cute ygm

[Cerys]

'You make it sound like torture ;) xxx'

[Elegance]

"some unknown number just rang me help"

[Absently]

''Omg omg lol!!! We should for the Lola'' assuming she means lols

[sexpot]

"nah, tomorrow."

[Becka]

"Ticket..tt...sss are out tonight!!"

[Sho]

"love you shonny"

feelin' da love.

[buttons]

"Oh hehe the bank? And o dear hehe"

It was from Max, having a joke because I said we could go to Halifax tomorrow, the place not the bank.
how do u put up with ur bf saying hehe? I put a stop to that..

erm "ok xxx"

[Aiden]

My phone was stolen so I dunno. I bet it was from my mum though.

[j0rd]

'Meet you by the wall in ten min?'

[Samantha]

how do u put up with ur bf saying hehe? I put a stop to that..

erm "ok xxx"

Lmao, it was just something that happened gradually over text, it's opposed to him saying lol and stuff I guess. He plays lol, so I'd probably get confused anyway, I've noticed I've been saying it more though :(.

[geo]

(monkey emoji) xx

[xxMATTGxx]

"My online character has just disappeared, what the actual ****"

[Sloths]

hope ur home bc coming oveerrrr

[Matt]

"What day is best for you?"

[Absently]

"Quick put your hood up"

[j0rd]

'Strawberry and lime and peach one :)'

[Martin]

Yeah you? xx


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[Absently]

Laptop working?

[lemons]

omg the bus is on diversion because of a hit and run

[Absently]

"Neil said 8pm his :)"

[Amberr]

"and she then moans i take his side eugh"

SO MUCH DRAMA

[Empired]

"Hi husband je t'aime"

aw fnx CrazyLemurs;

[whoeful]

'you are hella rad'

from my friend paige cus i am hella rad

[lawrawrrr]

"Okiedokie :)"

from my friend after i asked him to buy me some lemonade :D

[Cerys]

'Whatever.... :l '


wow
just wow

feelin' so unloved atm LMFAO

[Kardan]

Cool beans :)

[Gina]

"Gina, im such a **** aren't i?"
ohfun

[sexpot]

"yea I did"

[Cerys]

'ahahaha **** off u useless *****'


wow im really feeling the lurve here

[Elegance]

"pulp"

[Zelda]

Your bill amount is £24.23 and your direct debit will be taken on 02/102013.

So cool i aint recieved a message since 24th sept LMAOOO

[Phil]

"Yup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im kinda wooz"

Yeah....she's drunk

[Lucy]

"Okey Dokey :-)"

[!x!dude!x!2]

my last text was ";)))))"

[Shar]

"Okies :*"

[Cerys]

'Cute ;o xxx'

[sexpot]

"happy birthday emzyemz"

[j0rd]

'Stop being a lazy **** !' :(

[Derrener]

"hey"

[Jaiisun]

"Anything happening tonight? Xx"

[e5]

"Guys, very sorry I am not going to be able to play hockey on Saturday ill in bed today."

[Succubus]

"what the **** did you do to my music"

[Absently]

"swap the hdmi wire from my playstation and the one in the tv. Then unplug my playstation and put xbox in"

[Elegance]

"come on skype? xxx"

[Cerys]

'Sorry.. x' .................yeah you freakin should be. fjhdjdg

[lawrawrrr]

"I like little boys"

friend had his phone stolen :l

---------- Post added 04-10-2013 at 06:36 PM ----------

(as in stolen by a friend who sent weird texts)

[Special]

Whenever lad someone will be in

[Succubus]

"Right I do not understand how that woman could not see that she was her daughter. She has the same birth name, hair, eyes, nose and mouth. The only thing different is her last name?"

[Absently]

''and what ;lllllllllllllll''

[lawrawrrr]

"Boo you ***** xx"

[Yawn]

it was from orange :'(

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/88/56/c01043c49da4bc3bbd16f1d678dcd5a9-how-to-walk-it-off-like-a-boss.gif

[Absently]

''you got a treat so i get a treat ;)''

not even as remotely dirty as it sounds!

[j0rd]

' Tell her im one short tonite all my staff got this bug i have faced booked her i wud send math but its his birthday . Ive faced booked her im on case naw and trying to get cover ps your house fne is engaged all time'

Believe it or not, this guy runs a staff agency..

[wiktoria]

"nekci menij"

[Meanies]

mine was
"aw jake you're so good you're the best ever love you heaps and heaps" from cupcake;
lol asif she'd say anything like that to me
it actually said
"omg it's so good we sat in premier seats and discounted food so good"

[Circadia]

'I wish I could help, but this area, I lack experience, I just wish I could give you a hug...'

From my friend T-J he was trying to make me feel better about something that's happened in my family :')

[Sloths]

"Sweet I won't have to worry about polishing your shoes"

oh urm yeah bit weird out of context

[Samantha]

"Do you like noodles that much?"

Max showed me the Cyanide and Happiness video about noodles then asked me that.

[sexpot]

"i think northwestern will win"

[Absently]

"I'm so sad bears I left :("

[Becka]

"*Casually walks down the street singing the phoenix*"

[Alkaz]

"Is it"

[-:Undertaker:-]

"Need waking in morning?"

[Lucy]

"Aced it! :)"

[Absently]

"Ok"

[MKR&*42]

"100% compulsory Tutor on Thursday 12 o'clock in AF02. Thanks Pete Humanities Dept, New College. DO NOT REPLY."

Am very popular clearly

[Cerys]

'Haha I asked Jade if she'd talk this time, she's hilariously in denial that she isn't posh. She's so adorable :3 xxx'


AHAHAHAH IZZY I WILL FREAKIN GET MY TANK OUT
RIGHT THIS MOMENT
RAGE.
rihanna-cool;

[lawrawrrr]

OH YEAH i see it now ty XD xx

[Becka]

"haha ;)"

[IzzyUhh]

'Haha I asked Jade if she'd talk this time, she's hilariously in denial that she isn't posh. She's so adorable :3 xxx'


AHAHAHAH IZZY I WILL FREAKIN GET MY TANK OUT
RIGHT THIS MOMENT
RAGE.
rihanna-cool;

LMFAO @ SHES ADORABLE

[sexpot]

"I know you did it"

[Cerys]

LMFAO @ SHES ADORABLE

I'M HONESTLY GOING TO VOMIT ALL OVER HIS FACE.
FREAKIN PATHETIC LITTLE ****.

o/t 'stebs' from the kind izzy

[Becka]

"aw bb x"

[e5]

:d xxx

[Alkaz]

'that lecturer is just a **** anyway'

[Becka]

"I know it's ryan ;)"

[lemons]

"guess who i saw today omg.."

[Cerys]

'Hmm, she seems like an ass :/ xxx'

[ColyTom]

Mine is

"I always professional :) lol x"

[sexpot]

"IT SAYS WHAT?"

[ChitChatCityLUV]

"you dumbhead" -.-

[RyRy]

End of day balance £-1411.48

CHEERS BARCLAYS FOR TELLING ME HOW SKINT I AM.

[j0rd]

'Meet you by the wall in ten min?'

[-Amyy]

'I'm at your house come open the door xx'

My friend doesn't like to knock for some reason

[Shockwave.2CC]

'O2: Want to know if the cabbie's taking the 'tourist route'?

That's just of our 199 reasons to keep roaming in Europe.

And it'll only cost £1.99 for the days you use data. Plus calls cost just 24p a minute to make or 7p a minute to receive.'


O2 loves me

[Sho]

"What gossip omgggg"
Despect; LOL

[Absently]

"i snappd him sure let me knw wen he back"

[MilksAreUs]

"Why you so serious?!"

[Elegance]

"ahahahahahahaha ;)"

[Meanies]

"cheers man. i owe ya a pint!"
bet i'll never see that pint though :(

[Shockwave.2CC]

"As you ate all my chocolate tools, pick up another box when you finish, if you've got enough money. I'll pay you back"

[Sho]

"I was in the middle of saying something when you hung up, WOW RUDE"

oops

[-:Undertaker:-]

"We are just by the dance floor near the smoking area"

[j0rd]

"Yeah im game!"

[Absently]

"Tell them to *REMOVED*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@"

was about people that are doing the same thing i am thinking they're above me and a few of my friends

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[Shockwave.2CC]

"Half price same money all day Weds 16th Oct. Aft: 4x £50 + 1x £100 House. Eve 3x £300 + 2x £500 Houses!"

[Cerys]

''Awhh noo, I'll give you loads of cuddles to warm you up :3 xxxx''


qt

[Elegance]

"yaaas gaga u look beautiful"

[Empired]

"DUDE.. NO EDGE"

[Absently]

"Shes always so nosy. I know I already remembered." Talking 'bout the dog 'cus we're kewl

[j0rd]

"Yes please and sorry, know u had them last night, everyone is working so im really stuck! X"

[Lucy]

"Do you still need picking up?"

[Gina]

"WE BOTJ HAVE DAYS OFF TODAY GET IN"

and that was from like wednesday/thursday
im clearly very popular

[Cerys]

'Loveee youuu xxxx'


qt

[Succubus]

"You need to actually get your hoodie back from here and I want my hairspray back xxx"

[Meanies]

'quack quack im a moo cow'
lols.

[OldLoveSong]

"i will thank you, idk how she's gonna walk the dog but I guess it's worth a try lol"

[.:TaylorSwift:]

"Come here" -from someone i know

[Becka]

i just might of stained my hair black

[orientalframe?]

"It's Ed's birthday!!!!!!!!!"

[AcarioRuiz]

One of those automated Habbo ones for the Bogeyman Bundle.

[Derrener]

" A bitttt:("


Sent from my iPod using Tapatalk xxxx

[lawrawrrr]

"Which way are you goings?"

[RoyalPacific]

Xx :)

[Cerys]

"We've got a viewing! Tidy up!"

From my mum... the house has only been on the freakin' website for like what 2hours and we already have a viewing. I DONT WANNA MOVE SCREW THEM

[Jaiisun]

"Yes bby where you? xx"

[Jazz]

"give me more information"

[j0rd]

"Swansea for Halloween boys?"

[e5]

"Haha woo nice one! Lucky git lol :D xx"

[j0rd]

"You been doing gay sex behind argos!:/"

swear i was never

[Sieglinde]

"I ate your sandwich x"

from my lovely mother

[Demi]

"Drinks and takeaway tonight? Love yous! xx"

[-:Undertaker:-]

"Seen a couple of good ones"

[j0rd]

"Yeah :/ ****** on my shoe:/"

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[sexpot]

._. ^

"nah, mitchell at 9"

[orientalframe?]

"They're all ***** lol"

:rolleyes:

[iSherlock]

"saldrás hoy con nostros"?

Translation: Will you come out with us today?
Yeah my friends had plans for today and I just ditched them...

[Cerys]

'Because you should stop being shy, did no harm in telling me did it ;3 '

qt

[Smurfed-]

Post this in the last text message received or I will smurf you.

[Demi]

"Wine induced sleepiness, I'm getting old..."

[Absently]

"Are we bribging the small cushions"


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[Gina]

"U will get your oyster tomorrow or weds"
i left my bus pass at my dads by accident so i told him to sent it in an envelope thing through the postttt

[Shockwave.2CC]

"Thurs"

[sexpot]

"Friday at 3, you up for it?"

[Happy-Tomato]

Mines

"PayPal: Your phone number is linked to your account. Now save 62226 to your contact list. To check balance, reply with BAL. Msg and data rates apply"

A bit of a boring one, but hey ho.

[Absently]

"When ur back will u feed bella if u havent already and take stuff off the dryer in our room and empty the washing machine thx"


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[iLogan]

last sent 4:30?

last received: absolutely loving this idea