Wacky Wars - Ends 13th March

[Inseriousity.]

http://Habbox.com/text/94/Wacky+wars
With Russia invading Crimea at the moment, another war may be imminent. In fact, by time of writing this, it might have escalated or it'd have calmed down and we'll be back to not having a clue where Crimea is. The US Secretary of State John Kerry said this about the situation with Russia and Ukraine: "You just don’t invade another country on phony pretext" But err what if you could?

For this competition, post the stupidest reason to go to war with a different country. It doesn't necessarily have to be a real-life example but the funniest one will win.

Good luck!

Prize: 5 credits + 15 rep
Click here (http://www.habboxforum.com/showthread.php?t=791966&p=8059610#post8059610) for more information about prizes

[Americanozz]

THEY STOLE OUR DONUTS AND NOW WE ARE ANGRY.

[!:random!:!]

they don't speak our langue so we don't understand them we must fight till they speak our langue!

[Ms.Aquamarine]

UK enters war with USA because we won more Olympic medals! :O

[Woutou]

The US & Canada going to war because the US became more polite then Canadians... xD

[IzzyUhh]

We got bored

[Liva]

Because they were jealous that they couldn't grow a full mustache. (cough, hitler, cough)

[Bankai90]

The reason why these two countries (can't tell which one) going to war is simply because the president of country_1 farts on the face of president from country_2. They had a big argument before that by the way. :D

[Brad]

a person from the control room in Country 1 slips on a banana peel and presses the big red button that says, "Do not press" sending a herd of flesh-eating sheep to country 2.. It will be a baaa baa day :P (Yes, I had to add that)

[-Moniquee.]

Go to war over Mexico over the design of a Sombrero.