wiping...

[Kyle]

STANDING UP OR SITTING DOWN?

DISCUSS

Edited by Drewar (Forum Moderator): Moved from "Discuss Anything", as I feel its better suited here.

[lemons]

standing up

[Sharon]

as far as i've ever known sitting has been the 'normal' one

is that not the case

[wixard]

sitting down for me

[Blinger]

Who goes back to front? As in from the top of the crack towards the nut sack?

Anyway, I sit down.

[The Don]

Didn't even realise standing whilst wiping was a thing...

[Martin]

ew


sit down back to front...

[lemons]

standing up
btw i was joking

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[e5]

How can you wipe stood up?

[Jurv]

inbetween sitting and standing so i dont have to put my hand in the toilet bowl lol

also i wipe front to back because isn't that the most hygienic way

[Blinger]

inbetween sitting and standing so i dont have to put my hand in the toilet bowl lol

also i wipe front to back because isn't that the most hygienic way
What? Why would you put your hand IN the bowl? Chuck it on the seat.

Lol, I always sit on one hand so one of my legs doesn't get cold!

[dbgtz]

squatting

[buttons]

squatting
do u rly?? (not in a eww way but because most western people prob wouldn't know that's the way ur supposed to do ur business)
& yes sitting i didnt kno standing was a thing

[dbgtz]

do u rly?? (not in a eww way but because most western people prob wouldn't know that's the way ur supposed to do ur business)
& yes sitting i didnt kno standing was a thing

no but not because I don't realise it's the way to do it, but because I don't have the means to do it

[Derrener]

standing up bc i always thought it was normal

[Alkaz]

inbetween sitting and standing
This.

[Zak]

standing up lol

[karter]

how the hell do u stand up and do it lmaooooooo gross

[GommeInc]

Surely wiping sitting down is physically impossible and everyone secretly wipes either standing up or hovering over the bowl?

[The Don]

Surely wiping sitting down is physically impossible and everyone secretly wipes either standing up or hovering over the bowl?

Lol what? It's not hard, try it...

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do u rly?? (not in a eww way but because most western people prob wouldn't know that's the way ur supposed to do ur business)
& yes sitting i didnt kno standing was a thing

what do you mean that's the way you're supposed to?

[Metric1]

standing/hovering

[Stephen]

when you stand up to wipe don't you sort of sandwich your ****** arsecheeks together causing an even ******** arse? (****** = poo)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nz8mlufuMU

[Kardan]

Standing/hovering.

[buttons]

Lol what? It's not hard, try it...

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what do you mean that's the way you're supposed to?
yes lol give it a google, we are one of the few countries who actually use the toilets we do, most people still squat altho i think they're using modern toilets more and more

"Let’s review the mechanics of going to the bathroom. People can control when they defecate, to some extent, by contracting or releasing the anal sphincter. But that muscle can’t maintain continence on its own. The body also relies on a bend in the ****** (where feces is stored), and the anus (where feces comes out).


When we’re standing or sitting the bend, called the anorectal angle, is kinked which puts upward pressure on the ****** and keeps the feces inside. The sitting posture actually keeps us in ‘continence mode’. This makes elimination difficult and incomplete, creating the need to STRAIN. Some researchers have compared the anatomical predicament created by sitting on a toilet to trying to defecate through a kinked garden hose. It just doesn't work.


In the squatting posture, the puborectalis muscle relaxes allowing the bend to straighten out resulting in easier defecation. Squatting is the natural way to achieve easier and more complete elimination. Research shows that squatting relieves the kink effect. Also, the pressure of thigh muscles against the lower abdomen helps with exertion and elimination.


Assuming the squat position is the natural way to achieve easier and more complete elimination. Research has shown that in some people, the kink is completely gone while squatting."

the more u know, like apparently there's been links of sitting down to do the do with bowel problems, hemerriods etc

[Liva]

I've always thought standing was the normal way, and I don't know how someone can easily wipe from front to back. If someone would draw me a diagram, that would be great!

[Zelda]

i mainly do it fully standing up or somewhere inbetween tbh, never even thought of doing it sat down really

[Yawn]

my mind is completely blown
the inability to comprehend between the 2 sides.... :L

[Kyle]

today marks the day where the sitters discover the standers!!!

it's just a question that never gets asked and u nver see anyone doing it unless you got some kinda scat fetish so nobody really realises there is a whole different way of doing it... somebody please draw a diagram of how to do each method pls... for science.

[Charz777]

I've no idea how you can do this standing!?

[Futz]

just why

[Rachel]

I have seen a stagiere doing the back & front last to a patient....which is not hygienic at all.

I sit down, not standing up. Front to back is most hygienic way (well better then the other way anyways lol)

PS: What did I just read lol

[GommeInc]

Lol what? It's not hard, try it...
Do you stick your hand in between your legs and have at it or go in from the sides somehow? Surely you have to hover above the toilet and not really be sat down?

[-:Undertaker:-]

How about both?

[Kardan]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/wipe.png

[sex]

my carer does it for me when im lying on my back

[FlyingJesus]

I just do a handstand and go under the shower like any normal person

[-Moniquee.]

Lmao this thread is something you don't see everyday. I sit down.

[geo]

this thread is making me uncomfortable bc i didnt think people did it differently what

[Stephen]

last night i dreamt that I forgot to wipe

it was horrible and messy

[Eric]

Squat and water tbh

[Evanora]

wiping?? just use a bidet like any other civilised human being!!

[Chug!]

is this for real? :L

I wipe half and half. Like, crouching as such. Front to back. Who wants it going towards them!!!!

[Shar]

what is this

sitting down