Annoyed at flatmate at uni

[iBlueBox]

Ok,

I went tesco today as I bought some sausages to have for my tea, I go into the kitchen to cook them and someones ate all of them!!!!

im so bloody annoyed that someones ate them, i mean i have no idea who it was and they could of asked me before hand if they could of had some :l

[myles]

buy some more
unless ur skint then go to morrisons and get some 11p noodles

[Kyle]

are you sure someones eaten them and u havent just misplaced them???

maybe they ate them by mistake cos they thought they were theirs

oh well theres plenty more sausages in the world

[myles]

hahaha u got a sausage in ur pants xxx

[scottish]

ask them who done it? they might give u the money and be an honest mistake.

[iBlueBox]

buy some more
unless ur skint then go to morrisons and get some 11p noodles
im not skint lol and ew noodles


are you sure someones eaten them and u havent just misplaced them???

maybe they ate them by mistake cos they thought they were theirs

oh well theres plenty more sausages in the world

nah as well all known who's shelf is who's

[Futz]

buy some more but inject them with laxatives

[buttons]

maybe they got robbed and have no money so has to steal them and now they're sittin in their room dead upset and feeling guilty SO SAD
so glad ive never stayed with randoms/friends tho

[iBlueBox]

probably was the nigerian girl who moved in like 5 months after the 5 of us as she's been horrible and she's stole someone else's ben and jerrys ages ago , and someones kitchen roll last week and she's never cleaned after her self

[Kyle]

if ur referring to her as 'the nigerian girl' rather than her name then perhaps that is why she hates u all and is stealing your food

[Absently]

aw that's no mean them poor sausages :'(

[iBlueBox]

if ur referring to her as 'the nigerian girl' rather than her name then perhaps that is why she hates u all and is stealing your food

we would if she told us it, we attempted to make her feel welcome, when she moved in, but she just completely blanked us.

all we know is that she's from Nigeria.

[buttons]

prob cause all white people smell like coffee n cigarettes
I hope she eats all ur freaking sausages!!!!!!

[Storking]

put them in a sandwich box then wrap it in sellotape


maybe attach a sign "this is not yours so piss off" to let the message sink in

[Kyle]

she probably thought they were left as an offering to her

if u got to know her maybe u would know more about her culture

[Kardan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2xi7B3mkr0

[Storking]

i thought africans weren't allowed to eat pork

[myles]

Make her feel more at home and sacrifice a goat

[Yawn]

i thought africans weren't allowed to eat pork

temptation finally got too much and she gave in
ur sausages were first pork that crossed her path and she probs scoffed the lot in 1 go RAW