What is your favourite joke?

[Lewis]

I'm a person that really doesn't find many jokes funny at all, the long ones and the short ones. But occasionally I do, even though you can't really class things like this as a joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.

What did Sally get for Christmas?
Nobody knows, she had no arms/hands to open them.

So ya, what's your favourite jokes?

[MKR&*42]

OMFG A BETTER VERSION OF THAT JOKE LEWIS IS;

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
Cause she had no arms

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Not the little girl

I heard it at work a few months back and was in hysterics omfg.
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Anyway for me it's

"My ex girlfriend had a really weird fetish - mm yeah. She used to enjoy dressing up as herself and then acting like a ******* ***** all of the time :S".

[Kardan]

e5/Version 7/My life.

[Absently]

Where does Hitler keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES

got it from a cracker years ago and only joke i ever remember :P

[David]

dwarf shortage

[!x!dude!x!2]

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus

The one hayden told was my fav

[scottish]

Did you really just discover anti jokes


http://anti-joke.com

[Bankai90]

What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Wataaaaah!

One of my favorites. :)

[Lewis]

Did you really just discover anti jokes


http://anti-joke.com

no, months ago. And it's the only type of jokes I find funny!

[-:Undertaker:-]

I wouldn't be allowed under forum rules to post my types of jokes, i'd end up with an instant permanent ban. :P

[Richie]

knock knock..
whos there?
dwayne
dwayne who?
DWAYNE THE BATH IM DROWNING

[David]

I wouldn't be allowed under forum rules to post my types of jokes, i'd end up with an instant permanent ban. :P

whats your type of joke

[Becca]

Did you really just discover anti jokes


http://anti-joke.com

lmao i know right