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Martin
19-06-2014, 06:47 PM
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http://habbox.com/text/70/Pathetic+Pick%20Up%20Lines

Working in a supermarket, I am pretty used to banter between customers at the checkouts. Quite often I'll witness very flirty comments between customers whilst I'm innocently scanning their groceries! Today I overheard one man attempt to woo a much younger woman with "Can I have your Phone Number? I seem to have lost mine." Not knowing whether to cringe for the man or call security and get him detained, I joined in the awkward laughing they shared.

For this competition I would like you to come up with the worst pick up lines you can possibly think of! Please keep it clean guys!

The most cringe worthy answer will win! Good luck!

Prize: 5 Credits and 15 Reputation Points
Click here (http://www.habboxforum.com/showthread.php?t=791966&p=8059610#post8059610) for more information about prizes

Logandyer45
21-06-2014, 03:49 AM
Are you from Tennesse? Your the only 10 I see.

Delboy
21-06-2014, 12:52 PM
Is their a mirror in your pants because i see myself in them!

Cassiieee
21-06-2014, 02:10 PM
You're as hot as the sun.

Fustraton
21-06-2014, 02:14 PM
Are you a camera? Cause you make me smile.

David
21-06-2014, 05:38 PM
http://tashload.com/Uploader/uploads//yHI2xQl.png

Futz
21-06-2014, 05:40 PM
are you a termite? because you're about to get a mouth full of wood

Hannah
22-06-2014, 09:19 AM
Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?

zebbadi
22-06-2014, 05:55 PM
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Abrood
22-06-2014, 05:58 PM
If you were a bogey i'd pick you first

Jonnathan
22-06-2014, 06:24 PM
Are your pants from outer space? ’cause your butt is out of this world.

KJK
22-06-2014, 08:23 PM
Oh, is that Flappy Bird you are playing?
Well, I must be the bird... because I am definitely falling for you.

http://i59.tinypic.com/atlrix.png

Matt
23-06-2014, 10:04 AM
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together ;)

Brad
23-06-2014, 11:51 AM
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

Paige.
23-06-2014, 02:56 PM
my love for you is like diarrhea - i just can't keep it in

Reality
24-06-2014, 10:23 AM
The title of this competition. - Case adjourn.

Premplus480
24-06-2014, 10:02 PM
If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put U and I in BED together

Jazz
25-06-2014, 07:24 AM
are you a habbo player, because I want to duck you

but not on habbo because channel 4

lRhyss
25-06-2014, 12:58 PM
*Text a boy\girl at 11:12

"Hey! Sorry I'm late!"

Why're you late?

"You wished for me to text, right?"


11:11 is meant to be a time you wish for something if you notice the clock change to the time or some ****

Becca
25-06-2014, 08:38 PM
boy: 'there's 20 letters in the alphabet right?'
girl: '26...'
boy: 'oh yeah i missed out U R A Q T
girl: 'that only makes it 25...'

boy: 'oh i know, i'll give you the D later'

Meanies
25-06-2014, 08:57 PM
Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.

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