The Apprentice 2014

[lemons]

Starts Tuesday 14th on BBC1! Can't wait!!!

Here is the cast, if you check @bbcapprentice on twitter there is descriptions for each of them!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzUwywGIgAA0E9g.jpg:large

[Stadiums]

Can't wait for it to start again, feels like its been ages since the last one!!

[:odey:]

I'm looking forward to this too, I love when they all start falling out & ******** thats the best bit

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by the looks of that pic Ella is gonna be the one that doesn't have a clue about anything and everyone just laughs at

[lemons]

Can't wait for it to start again, feels like its been ages since the last one!!
few months late due to world cup

[:odey:]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10450036_721918011229658_4498303347388408490_o.jpg

She even nicked someone elses quote, she couldn't think of her own one...

[Inseriousity.]

lmao robert those shoes and budgies.... youre fired

[lemons]

hopefully there is someone as good as luisa zissman

[MKR&*42]

sarah looks like the new katie hopkins!!

i am so upset someone told me this started tomorrow, not in a week ;(

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Wait are there always 20 contestants I thought it was 16 usually maybe im going mad.

[peteyt]

Looking forward to it especially Nick's facial expressions

[AgnesIO]

Looks like the standard bunch of mid-management egotistical losers.

Will probably make for a decent series on that basis.

Side note: I like how they have managed to get a nice spread of ethnicity's ;)

[Edmond]

Can't wait to be watching this and mocking them all claiming I could do a better job. Every single time ha

[:odey:]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxy9zecEybo

'There's no I in team, but there's 5 in Individual Brilliance' - omg.

[AgnesIO]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxy9zecEybo

'There's no I in team, but there's 5 in Individual Brilliance' - omg.

Genuinely lol'd :P

[Plean]

Interesting Season coming up!

[Mr-Trainor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxy9zecEybo

'There's no I in team, but there's 5 in Individual Brilliance' - omg.
LOL, can't wait for this series to start :D!

[lemons]

starts tonight at 9pm

[:odey:]

I'm so excited. I hope its a good series. Is The Apprentice: You're Fired still on?

[MKR&*42]

i swear 2/3 of them have an american accent that actually surprised me i expected full british accents lmfao.

feminists aint gonna be happy at that alpha male comment

BUT ANYWAY YES IM EXCITED ALREADY

[Alkaz]

i swear 2/3 of them have an american accent that actually surprised me i expected full british accents lmfao.

feminists aint gonna be happy at that alpha male comment

BUT ANYWAY YES IM EXCITED ALREADY
What about the women saying that they're better to look at so will sell more? That made me mad, also when she told everyone to wear decent make up, heels and short skirts. **** :l

Anyway, James looks hot and I enjoyed tonight's episode :]

[lemons]

very impressive batch this year! all seem up their own ass and ******

[Inseriousity.]

lmao omg stephen/steven. comedy gold. so irritating, never shuts up but omg so funny

[MKR&*42]

What about the women saying that they're better to look at so will sell more? That made me mad, also when she told everyone to wear decent make up, heels and short skirts. **** :l

Anyway, James looks hot and I enjoyed tonight's episode :]

Ofmg yeah i didnt pay much attention during those minutes but what even? at that make up bit.

Also cannot believe that chiles had the NERVE to blame Steven. Ever since they blamed Steven I hated that guy for what he said about him, was not steven's fault at all jfc. Glad chiles has gone!!!!!!!11111

But yeah the arrogance this year is rife.

[Shar]

What about the women saying that they're better to look at so will sell more? That made me mad, also when she told everyone to wear decent make up, heels and short skirts. **** :l

Anyway, James looks hot and I enjoyed tonight's episode :]
I think her name was Sarah or something. She's obviously a feminist...or not lol...

[Alkaz]

Yah that's it, Sarah, the team leader for 'Decadence'. Urgh, she is so annoying!

[Shar]

She was absolutely ridiculous and so annoying!

[wixard]

Lord sugar on top form! this season looks like it will be good

[:odey:]

Yah that's it, Sarah, the team leader for 'Decadence'. Urgh, she is so annoying!

Well. If we just cut up the lemons...??

Who the **** would buy a chopped up lemon

[Alkaz]

I know right, it literally takes about 10 seconds to slice an entire lemon and they reckoned they would make £500 from two crates full? :P It's hilarious.

[:odey:]

I wonder if she's genuinely that annoying or if she got stitched up by editing :P

[Alkaz]

It is hard to tell but I think she could genuinely be that annoying. When they had the two girls making the coffee and she gave them an order for 20 coffees and she was like ''I am the manager and it's my job to manage, I'm not going to make coffee when I am getting orders'' I mean, come on what a *****. You can't do naff all until these guys have finished serving everyone else and then do the 20 coffees you've just ordered, the quicker you get them done, the more coffee you can sell afterwards.

[Shar]

I wonder if she's genuinely that annoying or if she got stitched up by editing :P
I'd think that if she didn't go on and on about short skirts and make up :P

[peteyt]

As usual big mistakes that make great viewing. Was surprised when he suddenly fired the guy before even speaking to anyone

[MKR&*42]

lolwut at tonight's episode, both teams designed appalling products and omfg at the one who said 'i wouldnt wear it in public' l m f a o

[:odey:]

As usual big mistakes that make great viewing. Was surprised when he suddenly fired the guy before even speaking to anyone

I thought he was gonna save him tbh. He did make some good decisions but, he didn't put himself up as manager. Oops.

I was crying at the girls when they kept going on about putting the solar panels under the lining of the jacket. They claim to be these big business men & women, but they don't know that solar panels need sunlight to work...?

[Fustraton]

I reckon Lindsay or Sarah will be first girl to go. Lindsay has literally done ****-all and Sarah is annoying as hell.

[:odey:]

I can't believe how much profit they made. They spent £600 and made like a profit of £1500?
I'm gonna start making candles?!

[MKR&*42]

That profit was soooooooooo good omfg.
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Also, hats off to lyndsey for her graceful exit instead of just whining KUDOS TO HER.

[-:Undertaker:-]

I saw that first one with the clothes designing... what on earth.

Solomon is very good looking also.

[:odey:]

That profit was soooooooooo good omfg.
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Also, hats off to lyndsey for her graceful exit instead of just whining KUDOS TO HER.

init omg it basically took them 24 hours (apparently) to make £1,500?!

[AgnesIO]

init omg it basically took them 24 hours (apparently) to make £1,500?!

You need to remember how fake the Apprentice is though..

- Design costs (you telling me that designer works for free?)
- Pitch costs (yeah, I'm sure Mayfair locations give people pitches for free in the real world)
- Delivery of the candles (also free, apparently)

So many costs that are unaccounted for.

[:odey:]

You need to remember how fake the Apprentice is though..

- Design costs (you telling me that designer works for free?)
- Pitch costs (yeah, I'm sure Mayfair locations give people pitches for free in the real world)
- Delivery of the candles (also free, apparently)

So many costs that are unaccounted for.

Ye I suppose the, it's gonna be on TV so you get free advertising is a big perk.

[lemons]

i cant believe anyone would buy a candle for like £20

[peteyt]

You need to remember how fake the Apprentice is though..

- Design costs (you telling me that designer works for free?)
- Pitch costs (yeah, I'm sure Mayfair locations give people pitches for free in the real world)
- Delivery of the candles (also free, apparently)

So many costs that are unaccounted for.
Pitch wise it depends on who's selling - if someone had something that could be good they probably wouldn't charge them for the pitch as at the end of the day they'll make money if they can sell it. The people making the product designing etc. are probably paid by sugar at the end of the day it's not the important thing the important thing is what they come up with and what they do with that

The thing that always amuses me is most week someone ignores the market research Oh I remember one year someone asking something along the lines do the french love their children.

Found it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcDhGLjUWYo

[AgnesIO]

Pitch wise it depends on who's selling - if someone had something that could be good they probably wouldn't charge them for the pitch as at the end of the day they'll make money if they can sell it. The people making the product designing etc. are probably paid by sugar at the end of the day it's not the important thing the important thing is what they come up with and what they do with that

The thing that always amuses me is most week someone ignores the market research Oh I remember one year someone asking something along the lines do the french love their children.

Found it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcDhGLjUWYo

Apologies, I wasn't referring to the product pitch, but more the placement of their stall. For example, then they are selling in a huge shopping centre - pitches there do not come cheap.

It is very important - they haven't made £500 profit, if their fixed costs happen to be huge (which they always are, realistically). No normal person can do what they do on the Apprentice, because no normal person can set up their stall in the middle of one of the biggest shopping centres in the UK without any outlays.

[peteyt]

Apologies, I wasn't referring to the product pitch, but more the placement of their stall. For example, then they are selling in a huge shopping centre - pitches there do not come cheap.

It is very important - they haven't made £500 profit, if their fixed costs happen to be huge (which they always are, realistically). No normal person can do what they do on the Apprentice, because no normal person can set up their stall in the middle of one of the biggest shopping centres in the UK without any outlays.

Sadly it would make boring TV if they had to secure the places do all the paperwork etc. Basically they have the tools the show's about how they use them. The women in the video I posted I think her business idea she hadn't thought of the cost of anything and thought she'd just make full profit

[jesus]

loving this series so far

roisin would absolutely get it

[lemons]

omg i cant believe he fired ALL THREE of them

when ella was begging to stay i couldnt stop laughing and then steven kept answering back BEST EP

[AgnesIO]

omg i cant believe he fired ALL THREE of them

when ella was begging to stay i couldnt stop laughing and then steven kept answering back BEST EP

It would seem firing more people is his only method of increasing views :L

The begging by that Ella girl was hilarious though

[MKR&*42]

I could sense that ending last night. I thought all three of them were equally useless and he did seem very iffy about ella throughout the last 15 minutes, but yeah still wow at it.

[:odey:]

I could sense that ending last night. I thought all three of them were equally useless and he did seem very iffy about ella throughout the last 15 minutes, but yeah still wow at it.

Lord Sugar loves this multiple firing business. Next season I'm literally expecting the twist to be like, 'this year as it's the 11th season, we're having 111 candidates, but still only in 12 weeks.'

[MKR&*42]

that ******* idiot, the woman was about to start negotiating a price with toys r us and he holds out his arm to cut her off and then sells thirty for a tenner jesUS
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this geography game is actually okay though, but not very unique as it builds upon charades just with a specific category.

IS ANYONE STILL WATCHING THE APPRENTICE :¬:

[Inseriousity.]

im watching it, daniel's kissing prayer thing made me laugh both times he did it.

so does your sig, been meaning to say that for a while but forgot lmaooo.

[AgnesIO]

Since when has 'funnily' not been a word?

Granted, not in the context they wanted to use it, but it is still a word...

[peteyt]

that ******* idiot, the woman was about to start negotiating a price with toys r us and he holds out his arm to cut her off and then sells thirty for a tenner jesUS
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this geography game is actually okay though, but not very unique as it builds upon charades just with a specific category.

IS ANYONE STILL WATCHING THE APPRENTICE :¬:

Yeah James did better than usual but he's all about shouting the loudest even if he has nothing good to say. The women was stupid for doing the borough exclusivity deal and could have lost them the task.

Surprised Daniel is still in but the project manager didn't listen to the market research and surprised they sold any of the product. Daniel should have done better though considering he does pub quizzes

[Judas]

i want james to sit on my face

i want daniel to be fired

[MKR&*42]

im so glad roisin has piped up this episode ive actually noticed she's been good the past few tasks rlly

and this episode has been so snitchy (rhyme)....... i LOVE IT

AND FINALLY HE'S GONE **** YES

[Empired]

im so glad roisin has piped up this episode ive actually noticed she's been good the past few tasks rlly

and this episode has been so snitchy (rhyme)....... i LOVE IT

AND FINALLY HE'S GONE **** YES
YES MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY JAMES IS SO ANNOYING
roisin basically spent the entire episode sayin no james. stop it james. dont be an idiot james. james what are u doing. james no.
me and my mum want roisin to win; she's the only one there not full off ******** and clichés

[AgnesIO]

me and my mum want roisin to win; she's the only one there not full off ******** and clichés

Not really made for reality tv then lol

[Empired]

Not really made for reality tv then lol
but would be a reliable business partner with a grip on how real life works
also knows accountancy and has proved her creativity and ability to sell to the general public

why wouldn't lord sugar want her?

[AgnesIO]

but would be a reliable business partner with a grip on how real life works
also knows accountancy and has proved her creativity and ability to sell to the general public

why wouldn't lord sugar want her?

Because the Apprentice isn't about the business partner. Alan Sugar doesn't run that program hoping to make millions; he knows as well as anyone the people are picked solely on who will be entertaining on TV. A good business plan? Yeah, that is just a side attraction.

[MKR&*42]

Omfg at the skeleton??? i thought it was a pretty clever idea tbh LOL can someone explain how he actually came up with the 310 fine for it? :S

i am SO SHOCKED that daniel hasnt gone again wtf.

[Inseriousity.]

haha that skeleton should've counted. it was like ikea flatpack wardrobes. youd still call it a wardrobe!
then again the short silence and look that karen, alan and nick gave this skeleton when it was on the table was telly comedy gold

[AgnesIO]

Alan Sugar was a total jerk in that episode. He just can't stand someone that tries to 'one-up' on him.

It was a smart idea, and he couldn't take it.

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Omfg at the skeleton??? i thought it was a pretty clever idea tbh LOL can someone explain how he actually came up with the 310 fine for it? :S

i am SO SHOCKED that daniel hasnt gone again wtf.

Clearly Alan Sugar likes Daniel's business plan.

[Kyle]

I think Daniel is one of the few that is growing throughout the process. Daniel, mark and roisin are all very strong characters and the other team are god awful, especially that black one that looks like the predator from alien bloody hell the size of the forehead.

Felipe needed to go weeks ago but everyone loved him too much bring him into to boardroom. Judge sugar did the right thing.


~~from phone

[peteyt]

So what did everyone think of the interview stage

I felt really sorry for Solomon - Yes you need a good business plan but it would have been nice if he could have spoke about it at the end of the day the business idea might have had some merit but just not shown in the correct way but the guy interviewing him didn't even bother to talk about it

[MKR&*42]

Oh god yeah i forgot to post here.

Completely agree with what you said about soloman, i feel like I actually vaguely know everyone elses business idea and yet he never got the full chance to explain his idea enough. Being complimented by Claude that much then told to get out is downright disgusting and I felt so so sorry for him. Though actually PMSL at him walkin away.

Surprised bianca actually has a good idea considering i think shes been bland and boring throughout the ENTIRE process, not sure whether those tears were fake but it was a bit unfair people were questioning whether she's a fake or not.

ERM roisin i thought shed do well but terrible business idea, quite glad daniel's gone though i agree he improved a lot through the process

AND Im still undecided about mark. I've never excessively liked him but uhh i just don't know what to think?

[Jordan]

Can't believe nicks leaving!!


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