Tomato Catch-Up - Ends 1st September

[James]

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The other day, at work, myself and one of my colleagues were messing about with a few old bits of fruit and vegetables we found in the warehouse, racing them along the floor. We raced a few tomatoes, lettuces and some corn on the cob. The tomato was a bit slow, which then allowed me to come out with "wow, that tomato needs to ketchup", which caused us both to have a good little laugh. the lettuce won, believe it or not, but I'm not sure it was a fair race as we were just kinds knocking them, but who cares about that!

For this competition, I would like you to pick an item of fruit or a vegetable that you would use to race and why. The funniest will win.

Prize: 5 Credits and 15 Rep

[Katy]

I would use an orange because;
-Its round and would roll well
-Its not too heavy and not too light so would get power behind it but wouldn't be too heavy that it was hard to throw
-By the end it will be nice and juicy so you could cut it open and have a drink and the inside will still be clean because the peel was protecting it
-It doesn't rhyme with anything so they couldn't make a mean slogan about it

[Expling]

I would use a cucumber because it's just easy, not too heavy, appropriate and it's like a weapon so you can hit other bits of fruit out the way (when it rolls around it'd bash it all out the place init)
giggles loudly
and then u just chop it up at the end and make a sandwich

[Sho]

i would use a grape
i don't have a reason i just like grapes

[Judgeless]

I would use eggplant
Why? because it's not that heavy plus after race I can use it as my breakfast /dinner/lunch :D