People in Leeds are STD machines

[FlyingJesus]

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http://www.itv.com/news/2015-09-18/north-of-england-super-gonorrhoea-outbreak-triggers-nationwide-alert/

"Super gonorrhoea" is difficult to treat because it resists the drugs that kill off the typical strain, and there's been an outbreak up north where condoms (along with washing, speaking proper English, and eating food without any gravy on/in it) are feared as unholy voodoo. Please be extra careful when handling northerners, even domesticated ones

[Cerys]

Don't know whether to be proud or ashamed. Maybe a bit of both.

And hey, what's wrong with a bit of gravy!!

[Evanora]

Don't know whether to be proud or ashamed. Maybe a bit of both.

And hey, what's wrong with a bit of gravy!!

nothing if it's on a roast dinner

but on chips...........

[Cerys]

nothing if it's on a roast dinner

but on chips...........


Woah you trying to say chips and gravy = bad?

How else are you sposed to eat them?! ;o



but yh hope they find a new working medicine xo

[lemons]

a nice bit of ketchup or mayo or bbq

i actually had gravy with my chips at ikea one time was nice

yes people of leeds STAY SAFE

[Cerys]

gravy is nice with everything, the rest of england is wrong ok



im glad im not a tramp who sleeps around, super gonorrhea sounds bad

[-:Undertaker:-]

Ah the north. That place where you can actually buy a house for a reasonable price, there's actually English people living in England and where you can talk to people on the bus or in the street without the person you're talking to thinking you've just come straight from the funny farm. & delicious proper thick gravy too.

As for Leeds, the only time I went it was a disaster as the bouncers on the bars were like nothing I have ever experienced before. I was fuming.

[j0rd]

e5 has been getting about then

[Cerys]

Where you can talk to people on the bus or in the street without the person you're talking to thinking you've just come straight from the funny farm.

Umm no we still think that, sorry ;)


Spose weve gotta be thankful it's not one of the more serious stds that have mutated yh

[Samantha]

Gravy goes with anything, as well as Yorkshire puddings! Gravy and pancakes anyone?

Yeah, I'm with Cerys, not sure to be proud or ashamed for being from near there.

[FlyingJesus]

This isn't spam people 4god where is Expling with his overeager editing machine

[Yawn]

my friend went to uni in leeds and after every term he would come back and his number would have gone up like 20

now he is back in the holy south i think he is back on the right path

[Circadia]

Imagine how much of that got spread around at Leeds fest ew. Hope they find a medication soon and isolate it because if that becomes the dominant strain then shit will go down