Ridiculous Rants - Ends 21st October

[flyingcheese101]

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I often see some crazy rants that make me have a laugh while watching the news, a lot of them can be funny! I have heard some absolutely ridiculous rants in my time, ranging from the welfare of animals, to how to cross the street!

For this competition, I would like you to post a crazy rant you have either found or written.

Most ridiculous will win!

Prize: 5 Credits and 15 Rep

[Lukasaurs]

This made me laugh, mainly because I thought she was talking about swiss rolls..


The Swiss are genetically incapable of forming a queue, or line, as we call it in the US. And I hate a line-butter. (Or line-cutter, some people call them line-cutters). Don’t you?...When we finally made it about 90% up the line and caught our first glimpse of the light at the end of the tunnel, I saw them. The f***ing Swiss. Butting. COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS, as always, that there was, indeed, a line of people snaking for about 4 kilometers back into the hinterlands.