Caption Phrase - Ends 16th November

[James]

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It's tine to welcome back Caption Phrase to our monthly schedule! This month, it's all about football. With both Manchester United and Chelsea both struggling recently, some believe that Tottenham Hotspur have a real chance of getting ahead in the Premier league. Of course opinions change, but at the end of the day, it is what the club management do which influences the teams; and that's just what's happening here.

http://c.files.bbci.co.uk/100B2/production/_86541756_pochettino.jpg
(Source: BBC Sport News - Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino gives instructions to Mousa Dembele)

For this competition, I want you to add a caption to the image above. Make it funny, snazzy or witty, but make sure it makes sense! The best one shall win.

Prize: 1 Months VIP and 15 Rep

[Martin]

"Oh look I can make my hands look like a pair of scissors irl!"

[Expling]

"That gorgeous woman will be yours one day, but until then she's mine... look at her dripping with flavour"

[Inseriousity.]

See those two girls in the stands. I'll have the one on the left, you can have the fatty on the right.

[Lukasaurs]

her breasts look like chicken nuggets

[Alkaz]

See that loser over there, take him out; two fingers in the eyes and a thumb up the nose

[Cerys]

Have you seen the size of that guys manboobs

[Alysha]

two in the front, one in the back

[Kasabian]

See them two over there? They're the ones who stole your pig.

[David]

this is a game of two halves