Post a ridiculous joke

[lawrawrrr]

MINE IS especially for FlyingJesus;

Where did Noah keep his bees?

IN THE ARK HIVES AHAHAHHA

Post your silliest/most ridic joke!

[FlyingJesus]

What's brown and sticky?

A STICK

[Samantha]

What's a foot long and slippery?

A slipper

[Lex]

TWO PEANUTS WALK INTO A BAR!

ONE WAS A SALTED.

[rnix]

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
sneakers

so crap

[Kasabian]

Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

Ones a little lighter

[Lewis]

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

[Triz]

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

[Alkaz]

When a clocks hungry is goes back four seconds.

[lawrawrrr]

When a clocks hungry is goes back four seconds.
this took me way too long

[-:Undertaker:-]

where does saddam hussein hide his cds

in iraq