Cracker me up - Ends 17th December

[James]

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Oh no! The Christmas Cracker company has ran out of jokes, as they clearly don't want to use the same ones every year. They have exhausted every single joke book, every website and every original (ha) idea they could come up with! They need help! In their desperate time of need, they turned to Habbox for help.

For this competition, I would like you to tell me a festive joke that would be fitting in a Christmas cracker. The funniest will win.

Prize: 5 Credits and 15 Rep

[Joe]

What do you get if you cross a loser with another loser:

James

[Martin]

What's the only thing worse than death?



Habbox Competitions!

[thms]

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?


Tinsilitis!

[FlyingJesus]

I went to the garden centre to buy a tree, the guy assisting said "are you going to put it up yourself when you get home?" I said no of course not that's disgusting I'm putting it in the lounge ;|

[Curlz]

Why doesn't Santa have any kids?

because he only comes once a year.