Joke Alert! - Ends 29th January

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"Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework?"
The most classical joke of all, the knock knock jokes. You always get that one person who loves to tell jokes about anything. Well, here in the competitions department no other than our manager James loves his jokes. However he has started to run out of new material, can you help him?

For this competition I'd like you to post your funniest joke, it can be made up by yourself or one of your favourites. May the funniest joke win!

Prize: 5 Credits & 15 Rep

[Elegance]

New competition! Get entering x

[ha2thesad]

Joke: I wonder if Richard Hammond can remember his wedding

(links to his high speed crash. budum tisch.)

[Curlz]

Why doesn't Santa have any children?

Because he only comes once a year!

[Cerys]

if a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless

har har har

[Meanies]

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts "Mypenis" and the wife falls on the floor laughing because on the screen it says "Error. Not long enough."