Miny Game. [Jokes]

[Rachi]

Make me laff. get rep
k?

[Nisus]

Hehe i dunno What To Say ill Give it a Chance Tho

All Started When Victoria Beckham Come home One day and heard David shouting
Victoria why are You shouting Dear
David Said I just Finished a Jigsaw Puzzle
Victoria Said how long did it Take You ?
david Says 1 Year and 2 days
victoria Says is that good?
David says Well On the Side of the Box Says 4-6 yrs

[Rachi]

Iv heard that before xD
Rep anywayx

[Racoon]

OK heres my joke.. You might of heard it.

A blonde was being picked on at colledge because she had blonde hair. So she went to the hair dressers a dyed her hair brown. A couple of months later she had never been picked on for ages. So.. as she was Driving around she thought " I want a treat for my stuning ideas! " So she wanted a sheep coat. She stopped off at the Farm and said Please can I have one of your sheeps? he says " If you can count how many sheep I have Ill give you one" So she starts counting and says " 91" So he said " Okay take one then " And as she was walking back to her car The farmer shouted

If I can guess Your naterul hait colour can I have my dog back?

[Rachi]

Hmm i heard it about a microwave ? shefort it was a tv ?
rep anyway

[Bear-Max]

What does Michael Jackson pass around the dinner table after eating?

The 'Under Eights' ^^

[0verRide]

ok you may have heard this

ok (no offence to any irish people coz im irish myself)
this drunk irish man came out of the pub
and then stopped to take a wee, then a police officer came
and he told him put that away now
so he put it away and started laughing
police officer asked ''why are you laughing?''
man said ''i may have put it away but i didnt stop''
Lol that never gets old xD

[Rachi]

[fake laugh]
HAHAHAHHAA LOL
rep :D