[Easter] Easter Crackers - Ends 1st April

[Cow]

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The other day, I was looking around in a shop when I came across some crackers, as in the ones that you get at Christmas. However, these crackers were Easter based and within these crackers, there was a hat, an Easter toy and also an Easter themed joke. Just one of the jokes that I read was incredibly cheesy... "Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!"

For this competition I want you to come up with an Easter Joke that is very cheesy and corny, the most cheesy/corny joke will win.


Prize: 1 Week VIP, 2 Raffle Tickets, 15 Rep & 20 Easter Eggs
Each person who enters will also receive 1 Easter Egg

[Elegance]

Bump! New comp x

[.:Q99:.]

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny

[cheesycrisp1]

What kind of jewelry do Easter bunny wear? A: 14 carrot gold.

[David]

What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards? A receding hareline.

[Martin]

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!

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[Woutou]

What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? Hare mail!

[LovelyRainbow]

Why was the father Easter egg so strict? He was hard-boiled.

[Lill-MeeDK]

What dit the rabbits do after their wedding? Went to their Bunnymoon!

[FlyingJesus]

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One says "crikey mate it's a bit hot in here" and the other one says
"shit me! A talking a egg!"

[Mrs_Plant]

Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex?
Because he has cotton balls.

[RuthOnToast]

What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? You need an eggsplanation!