What was the last lie you told?

[scottish]

What was the last lie you told?

Why did you lie about this?

[FlyingJesus]

Told my team this evening I was late to the game because a car had crashed down my road but it was actually because I was asleep

Made it up to them though, subbed on and scored straight away (H)(h)(h)(h)(h)(h)(h)(h)(h)(h)(h)(h)