Primary School Jokes - Ends 21st July

[Cow]

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I often go into a Skype call with a large amount of people on a regular basis. We often just talk a load of rubbish but one person always comes up with these bad jokes which we call 'primary school jokes'. Even though they make sense, it is torture to even hear the jokes, as they are so bad.

Therefore, for this competition I want you to come up with the worst joke that you can. The best joke that makes sense but is so bad will win.

Prize: 1 Week VIP, 2 Raffle Tickets and 15 Rep

[Elegance]

New competition!

[_spirit]

why did the pig cross the road?
to get to the other side

[RuthOnToast]

My dad's bread factory burnt down. Now his business is toast.

[FlyingJesus]

One that's great for all time:

How do you get 100 Pikachu on a bus? YOU POKE 'EM ON

[Brad]

Person one: Knock Knock
Person two: Who's there?
Person one: Boo
Person two: Boo who?
Person one: Geesh, you don't have to cry about it. It was just a joke.

[Mrs_Plant]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9.

[Empired]

What's the funniest kind of condiment?
LMAYOnnaise

Get it it's funny
I told that joke on my first day of sixth form during an icebreaker lesson to a load of peeps I didnt know and couldn't tell the punchline because I was laughing too hard
That was their first ever impression of me.

[Lucy]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?