How do you spend your time on the toilet?

[Martin]

To continue with the toilet theme.


PLEASE NO NAUGHTY ANSWERS THIS IS A GENUINE QUESTION.


Do you ever take your phone or anything in with you whilst you do your business or do you just sit there? Do you sometimes read a newspaper/magazine/book? Do you do anything else? Or do you prefer to be in and our as quickly as possible? Some people seem to take ages!


A couple of times I've rested my head on the toilet roll and fell asleep, NOT NICE TO WAKE UP TO.

[scottish]

No..

I go in do my business and leave ;l I don't have time to read and being on phone would just be weird.

[buttons]

i think it's fucking gross if you sit there and stew in your own shit

i'm in and out.

[Joe]

okkkkkk so shit i thought i'd be among friends here but i take my phone in there and spend ages in there oops

[Stephen]

i used to take books in there but now I take my tablet where I read stupid dailymail articles.

30min poop daily is a healthy way for ma livings

[buttons]

lmfao stephen -repping me coz i think its gross to sit on a toilet full of poop for 30 minutes

habbox!

[Martin]

I thought there would be a split here! It's interesting to see people have different views on this xD I take my phone in but don't always use it unless it's proving to be a delayed exit and I'm having to wait for the delivery. Usually once the delivery has taken place I begin the finishing procedure and leave.

[e5]

i play on my phone

[Chris]

On my phone, but please can we stop with these ridiculous threads :l

[Martin]

On my phone, but please can we stop with these ridiculous threads :l

How is it ridiculous omg it's getting people to express their opinions! YOU MAKE SOME THEN MR FORUM DEPARTMENT STAFF MEMBER!

People are practically paying for threads/posts these days so they're gonna be crap (if you'll pardon the pun omg)


People obviously like discussing it as hardly anyone has replied to my thread about favourite air fresheners/scented candles which was a genuine question :'(

[Zak]

5-10 mins. I go on my phone.

[dbgtz]

What the shit is with all these toilet threads. I just do the business and get out as soon as possible.

[Jurv]

I go on my phone! I don't usually take more than 5 minutes though I don't think