Twisted Christmas Carols ~ Ends December 20th

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So every year we always listen to the same traditional Christmas songs, right? Sleigh Ride, Walking in a Winter Wonderland, Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, you know the classics. Well what if those songs got a little .... twisted



Your task here is to take a traditional Christmas song and TWIST it (within reason of course - no obscenities). You can go dark or lighthearted as you like though!

The most twisted entry will win 10c or a week of competitions vip

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this competition is now open!!

[Jarkie]

(Stolen Lyrics)

Oh come all ye Grateful
Deadheads to the concert
Oh come Grateful Deadheads
And camp in the street
Bring rolling papers
Don't forget your sleeping bags
Oh come get us some floor seats
We followed them for four weeks
Oh come get us some floor seats
To see the Lord
Come all ye hippies
Throwbacks to the '60's
Paint flowers on your van
And don't wash your feet
Wear your bell-bottoms
And your tie-dyed t-shirts
Oh come let us adore them
We quit our day jobs for them
Oh come let us adore them
Garcia's the Lord

[Triz]

Mothers roasting on an open fire
Uncles nipping at her nose
Brother Jules being hung by the fire
And your sisters there striking a pose


Everybody knows
Suspicious meat and Mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their mothers down below
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

[jamiexo]

You know Laura and Connor and Conor and Sho,
Ruth and James and Nicole and Jamie
But do you recall, the most wonderful reindeer of alllll....
FlyingJesus the Red Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowsssss

My little spin on Rudolf :)

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Despect the big headed *REMOVED*
Had a massive ego.........
And if you ever met him you would even say he's gay!
All of the other Habbo's that worked at Habbox
Always talk behind his back.
cus hes a massive *REMOVED*

Then one Habbox Summer Spectacular
Sho and Laura went to say
"Despect with your gayness
Would you host a party for us?"

Then all the Habbo's accepted him
And they went to the party
Despect the big headed *REMOVED*
you are no longer a maggot!

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