Christmas Cracker ~Ends December 27th

[RuthOnToast]

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It's not Christmas unless you're sat around the table indulging in pigs in blankets, wearing a paper hat on your head. Later you'll all fall asleep on the sofa while still wearing the paper hat.

For those of you who don't know what I am on about--you pull a Christmas cracker with someone else and one person will win a paper hat, a really bad prize, and a joke.


So for my competition I want you to tell me a Christmas cracker joke!

One lucky winner will receive 5c!

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This competition is now open!

[Jarkie]

Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off!

[LucyFaye]

What do you call a cat in the desert?

SANDY CLAWS!

[Chipmunks]

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

[Hola.]

Thanks for coming this christmas i'll see you next yeeeeear!

[ErickSloth]

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow