[HxSS] Ahoy Matey! ~Ends August 13th

[nic01e]

https://i.imgur.com/iDLY00J.png


Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
https://i.imgur.com/DGYAqyh.png

Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

Scallywags for this competition,
Aye’d like to know your favourite pirate pun, innuendo or joke!
Or ya be down with Davy Jones.

The bounty for this competition is HxSS Points!

All entries in this piratey comp will receive 5 points towards HxSS!
One randomly drawn entry will receive 10 points towards HxSS!

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This comp is now open!

[sexpot]

How old did the pirate say he was on his birthday?

Arrrrr matey

(i'm 80)

[jamiexo]

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they spend years at C


Hahahahahahaahaha. No, okay?

[Duck]

How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?


A buck-an-ear.

[Chieflemona]

How do you Make a pirate angry???


Take away the P!!!!!








Pirate -P = Irate

LOOOL

[LucyFaye]

https://i.imgur.com/oktz7ui.jpg

[Chipmunks]

Who is a pirate's favourite designer?


Arrrrrrmani

[Cerys]

Whats a pirates favourite type of music?

Rum and bass

[Shannon]

Why is a pirate a pirate?

Because they Arghhhhhhhhhhh!

[LordofKittykats]

Q: What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes?
A: 8 pirates. Red team

[Hola.]

Pirate 1: Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?
Pirate 2: I haven’t a clue.
Pirate 1: Because they spend years at “C”!

[LaurynasDrungil]

You know the best pirate's exercise?

It's plank!

[ashl3y]

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at C!

[YellowBelli]

Shake ya booty

[The-Dream07]

What did the Sea say to the Pirate?

Nothing, it just waved.

[Ozad]

My shoes are very Pirat-ical

[Jarkie]

A joke you say?

Did you hear the moment Pirate won HxSS 2020??? No? haha me neither ;)

[Shockwave.2CC]

3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates

[Badr56]

how does pirates comunicate with each other?
With a AYE Phone!

[HaleKane]

What does the pirate say when his leg gets stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

[RichBoiSam]

What’s a pirates favourite part of a song? The hook!

[ErickSloth]

How do you make a pirate very angry? You take away the “p”.

[zebbadi]

Ahoy, Me Hearties!

[RazzleMyDazzlee]

A pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel down his pants. The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants? The pirate replies, “Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!”

[Oivind]

How do pirates like to communicate?

Aye to aye!

[.Nat]

How did the pirate find out he needed glasses?

He took an AYE exam!

[_spirit]

What did the ocean say to the pirate?

Nothing, it just waved.

[Ekelektra]

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?

An arm and a leg

[RuthOnToast]

Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch.

[Triz]

A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?”


The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”


The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?”


The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”


The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?”


The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.”


The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …”


“Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.”

[Bellaaa]

Whats a pirates favourite piece of techology?
IPatch

[!:random!:!]

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!

[ulas621]

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
=: A carrot.

[JorgenOfficial]

How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!

[habbosymbols]

How do pirates prefer to communicate?

Aye to aye!

[=DJ-King=]

I wanted to be a pirate once, but I couldn't get my ship together.

[GoldenOtt]

What does a priate in HxSS say?

Aaaargh, 4th place

[Hx.Ben]

How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear

[AmboruNaru]

What's a pirates favourite letter of the alphabet?!?!

The letter "P" because it would be an "R" but it's missing a leg! (like them duuh! (:)

Ooooof, love Amboru

[Smurfed-]

Q: How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply?
A: He bought it on sail.

[GetAClue]

Q: What happened to the pirate when his wooden leg caught fire?

A: He got burned to the ground.

[LUCPIX]

You can never win a card game with the pirate because he always stands on the deck!

[Corina35]

What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor?

Robin Hook!