That Can Not Be Right ~Ends December 24th

[Ash1ash1]

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Hello everyone, I’m Ash1 and I’m here to proudly present my first competition to you all! So listen close and I’ll explain how it all works! This competition is where you answer my questions but I don’t want right answers! The person that will win is whoever gives me the funniest answers to these questions.


Like I said before all you have to do is give me the craziest and funniest answers to the following questions:
1. Who dresses up in red and delivers children presents?
2. Why do we celebrate Christmas?
3. What’s the best gift to give someone?


Now the prizes...

1st Place will win 10c.
2nd and 3rd place will win 5c.

I hope you all participate and enjoy everyone’s answers!

[tbl]

This comp is now open!

[Hola.]

1. Who dresses up in red and delivers children presents? : marcus rashford
2. Why do we celebrate Christmas? : jesus navas was born
3. What’s the best gift to give someone? : world cup trophy

[Triz]

1. Who dresses up in red and delivers children presents?
Festive Batman


2. Why do we celebrate Christmas?
Because Jesus was born in the spring, so we decided to celebrate his birthday extremely late


3. What’s the best gift to give someone?
Garlic bread

[LucyFaye]

1. Who dresses up in red and delivers children presents?
Pedobear.

2. Why do we celebrate Christmas?
To flex about our wealth by buying a ludicrously large amount of presents for the offspring.

3. What’s the best gift to give someone?
Herpes.

[LUCPIX]

1. Who dresses up in red and delivers children presents?
no one less than SCROOGE MCDUCK. yes, giving presents to children!!!...spending his own money pile. yes, Him! yes
2. Why do we celebrate Christmas?
because another white man called Chris lost his virginity back in the day since laws of nature as well as those cryptic patterns of the ancient Mayan calendar have it that it kind of seemed accordingly to have a yearly moment in history on which people would meet each other as a festive, year-closure way of celebrating it because in our culture it is still a BIG surprise that white people make their dreams true at some point of their existence etc as in woa

3. What’s the best gift to give someone?
a plastic gift box within another plastic gift box

[FlyingJesus]

1. Who dresses up in red and delivers children presents?
The Pope


2. Why do we celebrate Christmas?
I just really like large amounts of free food


3. What’s the best gift to give someone?
Fourteen cabbages