Humanity 2.0

[Triz]

Random question, but if humans were like a program you could simply patch and remove the 'bugs', what would you fix?

I would:

rework lower back to remove structural weaknesses
create a patch so baldness is non-existent
uninstall wisdom teeth
reduce required time needed to sleep
add in ability to see in the dark
upgrade system so users can choose to turn off pain receptors in a given area
patch to fix the phantom phone vibrating in pocket
patch to fix the bug of when you inhale your own saliva, causing you to choke
fix autoimmune diseases
reduce amount of exercise needed to be physically fit by 95%


What would you add/remove/update/uninstall?

[FlyingJesus]

Be able to fly
Have an innate predilection to work better together for the common good
Introduce communal childrearing and food stock systems in all living areas
Have a better appreciation of raw plant material uses
Communicate mostly via dance
Have separate eyes for detecting motion and colour
Be about 50% butt, which wiggles a lot and which we breathe through
Have an extra stomach just for storage

Basically we should be honeybees

[LUCPIX]

Develop voluntary TTS (thought-to-speech) function
Remove the Dopamine neurotransmitter receptors and set Endorphin as the only possible psychic reward for the brain
Built-in ability to precise whether or not one consumed the amount of water/nutrients they need to consume daily
Patch to fix the "Max Martin songs playing in your head" glitch
System restore point so one can undo actions
Engineer voluntary TTJPG (thought-to-JPG) function
Banish the evolutionary trait that makes people think sugar is good
Backwards compatibility: human tails are back