[Hxmas] Christmas Cracker Jokes ~Ends December 25th

[nic01e]

What happens to Elves when they're naughty?
Santa gives them the sack!

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If you grew up celebrating Christmas without Christmas Crackers, you have been saved from the horror (or Joy?) of wearing paper crowns on your head and reading the worst jokes imaginable.

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Let's spread that joy now!

Reply to this thread with your best Christmas themed cheesy jokes!

Each entrant will receive 2 points towards Habboxmas.
One lucky winner will receive an additional 1 point towards Habboxmas.
One additional winner will receive 5c.

No pointless posting or your entry will not count and be removed.

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This comp is now open!

[_spirit]

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson

[jamiexo]

What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck in the chimney?

Claus-trophobia

[Hola.]

-i bought you the best gift ever
*its an empty box*

[Mazealt]

What athlete is warmest during winter? A long jumper!

[.Nat]

Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks

[Chipmunks]

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house.

[chiong]

What do you call an apple growing from a Christmas tree?



A pineapple!

[MandyWoon]

What was Santa's favourite subject?

"Chemis-tree!"

[LucyFaye]

What do you call a cat in the desert?

Sandy Claws