funniest things on ebbbay :)

[-Soph-]

Post funny things you find on ebayy here


here are mine

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/The-keys-to-Alton-Towers_W0QQitemZ6562062319QQcategoryZ58731QQssPage NameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

key to alton towers for one day, not funny just nuts ;p I know the person who bidded on it ;o

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/One-Human-Soul-fully-cleansed-more-souls-available_W0QQitemZ5618466953QQcategoryZ1523QQssPa geNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

someone is selling their soul on ebay !!?!??!?!


Hmm
ill add more when I find some :0

[ross]

I don't visit ebay, so I wouldn't know.

But I've seen some funny stuff people have posted.

[-Soph-]

I dont visit it for stuff
I just visit it to see what funny stuff people are selling
O.o me and my friends were going to get 100 people together for the alton towers thing, then everyone would pay £100 each
we still might do it :p

[Eamonn]

I've seem someones last rolo on ebay before :D

[OMGitsaROSS]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/McVities-JAFFA-Cakes-perfect-w-a-cup-of-IRISH-Tea_W0QQitemZ4407042358QQcategoryZ20473QQssPageNam eZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

the funny thing is, it way past it sellby xD
June 2005 :p
umm 4months ago i believe?


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Funky-punk-emo-original-capri-sun-purses_W0QQitemZ5426092575QQcategoryZ86302QQssPage NameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Capri sun purses?!?

[Flauvo]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/My-last-Rolo_W0QQitemZ5617606858QQcategoryZ60824QQssPageNa meZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
that's the rolo thing

[Amberstone]

Ebay sells some hhorid things like BABIES!

[Digital]

Lol i seen a fart in a jar once :p

[Eamonn]

I saw fresh air before =]

[Clarissa]

I think Ebay is becoming a bit of a joke don't you think?

[ross]

Oh I just saw something, it was a guys toenail and it's going for £5.00 already, buybuybuybuy people!!

[Victimized]

Imaginary friend for sale:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/My-Imaginary-Friend-Jim_W0QQitemZ5617560034QQcategoryZ60825QQssPageNam eZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Bag of air:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Bag-Of-The-Finest-Quality-Fresh-Air_W0QQitemZ5618103836QQcategoryZ88433QQssPageNam eZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[-Soph-]

LMAO these are ace!
keep them coming! LOOOOL

the imaginary friend one is the funniest LOL

[Digital]

LMAO these are ace!
keep them coming! LOOOOL

the imaginary friend one is the funniest LOL
Lol Soph you talk like my m8 'ace' :p

[-Soph-]

LOL I got another funny one

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/WATCH-PAINT-DRY_W0QQitemZ5615545823QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcmd ZViewItem

watch paint dry "/

[eggd2]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Selection-of-broken-gold-jewellery-diamond-ring_W0QQitemZ5033993780QQcategoryZ97665QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem
broken jewelry

[Victimized]

What weirdos, a few weeks ago people were selling air guitars lol.

[-Soph-]

LOOL air guitar


sorry but this thread should be placed in jokes and funny stuff

its that funny x)

[Victimized]

Im tryin to find some more, ill post em if i find some.

[-Soph-]

haha same

[2hd.]

lol, her feedback = 0!

[-Soph-]

WTH

someone is selling a sperm costume :l
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Taylors-Fancy-Dress-Sperm-Costume_W0QQitemZ8334870845QQcategoryZ58373QQrdZ1Q QcmdZViewItem

[Vitality]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Taiwanise-Tesco-carrier-bag_W0QQitemZ5617741240QQcategoryZ1467QQssPageName ZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Lmaoooooo tesco bag :p

[-Soph-]

:o that could be a tesco merchendise collect's heaven

[Victimized]

All i can find is people selling nude pictures of themselves.

[-Soph-]

LMAO really?

[Victimized]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Help-Rubber-Johnny_W0QQitemZ5615774127QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem

Lol.

[Eamonn]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Brown-Paper-carrier-Bag-250-x-380-x-300mm-pk-250_W0QQitemZ7546246320QQcategoryZ1272QQrdZ1QQcmdZ ViewItem

Quickly only £16 !

[keister1-2-3]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ill-be-your-AGONY-AUNT-for-one-whole-

that is funny , going for 99 $ no bids on!!!

[Eamonn]

Ever need a pee ? Cant find a loo ?
Then you need this !
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/5-URINE-BOTTLES_W0QQitemZ5617755777QQcategoryZ36440QQrdZ1Q QcmdZViewItem
Now you can urinate wherever you are !

[Tommy]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Brown-Paper-carrier-Bag-250-x-380-x-300mm-pk-250_W0QQitemZ7546246320QQcategoryZ1272QQrdZ1QQcmdZ ViewItem

Quickly only £16 !

I found a more expensive one! =P

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5618383453&ssPageName=MERC_VI_RSCC_Pr4_PcY_BIN_Stores_IT

[keister1-2-3]

lol here is some thing funny
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/THE-DEVILS-TOENAIL-BY-SALLY-

[Victimized]

this has ended but is still funny

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SIAMESE-TWIN-JELLY-BABY-green_W0QQitemZ5616406983QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem

[Eamonn]

Damm you !

[keister1-2-3]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SEND-A-PERSONALISED-WANKA-BAR-TO-SOMEONE-U-

[Victimized]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/X-GIRLFRIENDS-SOUL_W0QQitemZ5617622361QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmd ZViewItem

[keister1-2-3]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/9-11-DVD-TWIN-TOWERS-WERE-BOUGHT-DOWN-WITH-EXPLOSIVES_W0QQitemZ5618184561QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ 1QQcmdZViewItem

9/11 explosions

[keister1-2-3]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/POKIA-phobile-BANANA-mobile-phone-handsfree-for-Nokia_W0QQitemZ6435295209QQcategoryZ42427QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem

WTH

[Victimized]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Adopt-a-Buddy-Gnome-Today_W0QQitemZ5615546900QQcategoryZ1467QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem

A personalised gnome

[keister1-2-3]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BIG-MAC-RECIPE-100-TASTE_W0QQitemZ5616410353QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem

BIG MAC RECIPE

[Eamonn]

Rofl send it to someone now :D http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SEND-A-PERSONALISED-WANKA-BAR-TO-SOMEONE-U-DISLIKE_W0QQitemZ5615765561QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQ cmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

[keister1-2-3]

if u find these links funny rep the person who gave them u


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
i already posted that link

[Victimized]

that wanka bar is great. i know where u guys are searching, ur under weird stuff

[Eamonn]

I only just did at first i would think then search it but i saw where he was searching so i decided to aswell

[Victimized]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GEORGE-THE-STONE-THAT-COULD_W0QQitemZ5615796029QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem

LOL! READ THIS

[Eamonn]

PMSL THE STONE THAT COULD!

[Victimized]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MY-PLUMS-GET-YOUR-HANDS-ON-MY-PLUMS-O_W0QQitemZ5616874841QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZVi ewItem

[Eamonn]

And now for cash cows mysterious item bid http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CASH-COW-MYSTERY-AUCTION-iPod-Samsung-D500-PSP_W0QQitemZ5617130935QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZ ViewItem

[keister1-2-3]

lol :D:D:D:D

[Victimized]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ORIGINAL-NEW-IMAGINARY-SHOES-TOP-CLASS_W0QQitemZ5617944978QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Gordon-The-Golf-Ball_W0QQitemZ5616077253QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmd ZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PYGMY_W0QQitemZ4406374426QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem

[Victimized]

I need to bump this coz i got more funny ones for yeah!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Everything-I-own-up-for-sale_W0QQitemZ5617762874QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/A-once-in-a-lifetime-chance-to-win-all-my-winnings_W0QQitemZ5618539452QQcategoryZ60824QQrdZ1 QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5619076609&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2Fsearch%2F search.dll%3FMfcISAPICommand%3DGetResult%26ht%3D1% 26shortcut%3D0%26from%3DR41%26query%3D5619076609%2 6category0%3D%26Submit%3DSearch%26fvi%3D1

[EletricMornings]

Ben.
The rabbits are after me :'(

[Victimized]

Wabbits? What they want u for?

[EletricMornings]

I gave them bread :'(

[Addie]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PEPSI-CAN-UNOPENED-BUT-EMPTY-NOT-A-DUMMY_W0QQitemZ6211706497QQcategoryZ1350QQssPageNa meZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PEPSI-CAN-UNOPENED-BUT-EMPTY-NOT-A-DUMMY_W0QQitemZ6211706497QQcategoryZ1350QQssPageNa meZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Sell-Your-House-Online-Houses-for-Sale_W0QQitemZ6000242601QQcategoryZ317QQtcZphotoQQ rdZ1QQcmdZViewItem (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Sell-Your-House-Online-Houses-for-Sale_W0QQitemZ6000242601QQcategoryZ317QQtcZphotoQQ rdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)


Weird

[Wallmart]

A soul???????? Right. Somebody really needs money.

My mom founda person trying to sell himself.


and on Digg.com I found a story about soemone who tryed to sell a foot
and some cannibal thought it was real and said he wasreally dissapointed lol

[Victimized]

eBayers are crazy!
They all part of like gangs and clubs who just specifically list rubbish.

[Stacey.]

Omgzz! People have the most maddest ideas on selling stuff...
My friend is selling her bed on the internet, and people have to visit her house, and go in her room!!!
:D

[ross]

I saw something, I lost it now where someone scooped up a bit of Horses dirty leftover and was selling it for £40 already, haha.

[-Soph-]

lmaooo these are funnny

[Chaz]

please sticky this THREAD!

[burton-x]

A class of vieatnamise children,
it was a fake but funny as anything
if anyone can find the original pic and website that would be cool ;]

[Addie]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/my-imaginary-friend-ralph_W0QQitemZ5619868596QQcategoryZ60825QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MY-IMAGINARY-FRIEND-STEVE-FUN-AND-CARING_W0QQitemZ5619882273QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQ cmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Imaginary-friend_W0QQitemZ5620184780QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQ cmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/My-imaginary-friend-Billy-Bull_W0QQitemZ5620850867QQcategoryZ1468QQrdZ1QQcmd ZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/micks-imaginary-friend-subaru-ford-vauxhall-pc-ps2_W0QQitemZ5620514426QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcmd ZViewItem

Lmao! I lubb the bull! I fell of my chair in stiches!

[-Soph-]

LOOOOL

the bull one is by far the funniest one

its just.. the picture LMAO it cracked me uppp LOOOL

[Addie]

LOOOOL

the bull one is by far the funniest one

its just.. the picture LMAO it cracked me uppp LOOOL

Hehe. I sent the bull one to a girl on msn and said it was me :P AND SHE BELIEVIED ME and said im hOT :O Lmao i fell of my chair in stitches :D

[kaut]

I'm pretty sure they're gone by now since it's been years since I've been on ebay... but here's some of the things I found funny.

A half-eaten donut.

A pinky.

Paper airplanes. The nose was a bit dented because it hit the door on the other side of the room in a cross-room flight.

And my all time favorite... someone was selling genuine air guitars. I was tempted to buy one because in the move I lost mine somewhere.

[-Soph-]

I'm pretty sure they're gone by now since it's been years since I've been on ebay... but here's some of the things I found funny.

A half-eaten donut.

A pinky.

Paper airplanes. The nose was a bit dented because it hit the door on the other side of the room in a cross-room flight.

And my all time favorite... someone was selling genuine air guitars. I was tempted to buy one because in the move I lost mine somewhere.


GIMME LINKS :D:D:D:D:D :P

[Vitality]

Someone was selling some ear wax
a couple of month's back and remember i think its gone now

[-Soph-]

eww ;[

thats grossssssssss xD

[kaut]

GIMME LINKS :D:D:D:D:D :P


I would... but I don't know where they are anymore. The guy that was selling air guitars also sent you a certificate of authenticity. I think it was done in crayon or something... fuzzy memory.

[Victimized]

People sell air guitars all the time. They have a picture of the people strumming the air! Lol.

[-Soph-]

lololol
I shall try and find one :p

[Adam$]

Have a look on my threads, i have a lot. I cant be bothered to search for it myself. And I think the alton towers one is a bit fake. ;]

[-Soph-]

I dont think it is, my friends who work there say it is real :S

someones bidded on it anyway loolol

[Adam$]

if u find these links funny rep the person who gave them u


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
i already posted that link
don't ask for rep. :\

[Dupion]

Get ya' Mushy Peas :D

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/UNOPENED-CAN-OF-32P-MUSHY-PEAS-FROM-CO-OP_W0QQitemZ5620485508QQcategoryZ60824QQssPageName ZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[burton-x]

My cousin's dad sold a toothpick for £1 when he got a pack of 100 for 50p from tesco,
he said it was rare hand picked and some bloke in america baught it.

[-Soph-]

My cousin's dad sold a toothpick for £1 when he got a pack of 100 for 50p from tesco,
he said it was rare hand picked and some bloke in america baught it.

lololol

ebay *drouls*
where would we be without you?

[Victimized]

My dad has just put a new password on our account because i was watching too many stupid things!

[Jasmin]

Get Your Fresh real life poo..
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/real-fresh-guinea-pig-poo_W0QQitemZ7716361831QQcategoryZ20540QQssPageNam eZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Jasmin]

Also, Get a nice strand of hair
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/one-strand-of-my-hair_W0QQitemZ5621721266QQcategoryZ88433QQssPageNa meZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[-Soph-]

OMG. I want it!

[Jasmin]

Lol :o its mineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
also, i LOVE themparks x]

[-Soph-]

Lol :o its mineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
also, i LOVE themparks x]


W00T :D

[jovv]

Can I just say, that my friend sold her soul on ebay *rolls eyes* They sent the person a box with a picture of a dove and "My Soul" written on top of it ;'] Hahah hilarious

[RLY-CRAIG?]

Lol once someone tried to sell their wife:P Best place for them I say hehe:p

[Victimized]

People are always selling their ex gf's dirty underwear! I'll try and get a link in a minute.

[Rebuild]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/One-Human-Soul-fully-cleansed-more-souls-available_W0QQitemZ5618466953QQcategoryZ1523QQssPa geNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

someone is selling their soul on ebay !!?!??!?![/SIZE]


Hmm
ill add more when I find some :0

Lmao, my brother once got a small piece of paper, wrote 'My soul' on it and tried to sell it on eBay, my parents freaked after getting an email from someone wanting to 'trade souls'.