I need a pee buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

[EletricMornings]

but my dad wont let me in the toilet.:'(

Help :'( what shuuuud i do

[Tommy]

but my dad wont let me in the toilet.:'(

Help :'( what shuuuud i do

go next door!

[Steven.]

Go outside ? :rolleyes:

[0verRide]

sneak in and force it out xP

[EletricMornings]

We dont have any :'(


were in the middle of nower
and im scared of daaaark
anddddddddd

the doors locked :'(

[Carlos]

In the bush! ;):p

[Absently]

first thing is what i wanna no is y?

[Rachel2005]

ERr?
Why wont he let ya?

[EletricMornings]

I dunno.
Hes mean

[Absently]

:o kik him in the u no wat lol

[QuackMe]

He's snorting ain't he!

[EletricMornings]

Hes like
''emily if you wanna go pee go to alora(the town near us)''
And i go ''Gimme a lift then''
And then he goes

'PFFFFFFFFFFFT'

[Wallmart]

Your dad wont let you go to the washroom?



I am seriously never going to the uk

[Not-Thrilled]

Your dad wont let you go to the washroom?



I am seriously never going to the uk

Spain* She's from Spain ;).

Just pee outside, I do.

[le harry]

Pee behind the bush outside, its quite good, the fresh air is calming :)

[Gaby]

My Brother suggested this one, And I'm like "Shes A Girl you twit!!!" But anyway he suggests you pee in a cup -.-" Its very awkward sayin' this....

[Addie]

Urmmm.....Pee on the walls

[ross]

I'd love to see a girl bend over a cup and have a wee.

[ullie]

wee ur pants and when he comes out have a go at him cos you were so desperate

[ross]

Just do the simple, it's not rocket science Emily ;)

Go outside, drop your trousers/skirt whatever, let it all out, use a leaf, go back in, tada.

[Adam$]

use the kitchen sink! :)

[Victimized]

I'd love to see a girl bend over a cup and have a wee.

Wow would that be a treat!

[Yayse]

Pee behind the bush outside, its quite good, the fresh air is calming :)

oh my god that made me laugh so much xD hah.. -sigh- im better now though ^^

[EletricMornings]

Just do the simple, it's not rocket science Emily ;)

Go outside, drop your trousers/skirt whatever, let it all out, use a leaf, go back in, tada.
*cough*i was in a towel*cough*

[ross]

*cough*i was in a towel*cough*
You should have dropped your towel.

Nobody would have noticed ;)

[EletricMornings]

*cough* live on farmy thing *cough*

[Yayse]

use a leaf, go back in, tada.

but stay away from holly leaves.. (if u get those in spain?)

[EletricMornings]

Nope we have cactus XD

[Bef]

Use my porto loo -Hands plastic cup-

[EletricMornings]

*bites*
Muhahahaha

[Bef]

:o -Tips contents of porto loo over head- Your head... Not mine... Been pee yet?

[EletricMornings]

Ja XDXDXDXDXD

[Yayse]

Nope we have cactus XD

LUSH! ;D

[pechie100]

My bad is is the same person posting all though a moderterator closed her previous thread so bad rep for starting up a closed thread of your own

[Bef]

oook... i think she just needs a pee mate.

[Kardan]

If you're in the middle of nowhere how come you got internet connection?

[pechie100]

Good point m8 + rep

[EletricMornings]

If you're in the middle of nowhere how come you got internet connection?
cos its not the middle of nowhere
its right next to malaga.Jus tthe country bit.

[al123]

thinking of such subject i need 1 now...

[Kardan]

cos its not the middle of nowhere
its right next to malaga.Jus tthe country bit.

Oh well... Just pee. Or drench you're self then go pee.

Nobody will notice ;)

[Bef]

People who live in the country here can still have the net :| Sure its the same in spain!

[EletricMornings]

My bad is is the same person posting all though a moderterator closed her previous thread so bad rep for starting up a closed thread of your own
this is an old thread mate

[ReInfected]

Errr okay heres what u do.. which kind is it? if u have to fire off a missile just drop it on a bush, pritty soon flys will eat it so it will be okay then wipe with some leaves..just make sure it aint poison ivy..and if there are no leaves..well just use ur hand :)

[Gaby]

Well thats diguisting......

[Bef]

Ewwww... u cant wipe your botty with your hand...

[Gaby]

They say if your pee is a white colour, your clean
But if your pee is like a different colour, Your a dirty man.....

[Bef]

Hmm... my pee isnt ever white. its clear with sometimes a yellow tinge... or red if its that time of the month... Eww why am i telling people what colour my pee is...

[.Lynn]

They say if your pee is a white colour, your clean
But if your pee is like a different colour, Your a dirty man.....
Um, isnt ur pee supposed to be yellow

[Gaby]

I dunno, I never look......My Brother just told me that....

[Bef]

Id be worried if i had pure white pee...

[.Lynn]

I dunno, I never look......My Brother just told me that....
Ew..u mean you dont look in the toilet.. ah what a weird question

[Gaby]

How is it disguisting not to look in the toilet?!

[Bef]

It isnt... i think we all have a little peek now and then thou...

[.Lynn]

How is it disguisting not to look in the toilet?!
Your like shocking me. you never look in the loo?! ..wow.

[Gaby]

Like at times, when like a Public Bathrooms, Yes I do, But at home, No. The reason I look in public bathrooms is because some people might have Pooed Or Peed On the seats of the toilets or in the toilet.

[.Lynn]

Like at times, when like a Public Bathrooms, Yes I do, But at home, No. The reason I look in public bathrooms is because some people might have Pooed Or Peed On the seats of the toilets or in the toilet.
So you dont look at ur poopie?! Seeing if u had popcorn poopie, the lincon log poopie

www.funnyjunk.com

Lmao

[Gaby]

Ugh! We really should stop talking about our minour

[.Lynn]

Ugh! We really should stop talking about our minour
Alright.. :D

[Bef]

whats minour?

[.Lynn]

whats minour?
Poopoopoopoop

[Gaby]

Stuff that comes from our bottoms

[Bef]

Poopie...

[.Lynn]

Poopie looks like poop.

I g2g bye

[Bef]

Bye lynn :(

[-sFusion-]

Gross thread... it got just a BIT out of hand at the end there...
eww.. :eusa_sick I mean, come on there must be better topics to spam with...

[MakeBelieve..]

Gross thread... it got just a BIT out of hand at the end there...
eww.. :eusa_sick I mean, come on there must be better topics to spam with...

-agrees- i mean pee? what the heck if your in the middle of no where at night just go w/e no one would see -.-

[Bef]

Lol... Ye i think i got a bit carried away... But i was just saying my pee isn't white and that everyone looks in the toilet...

[EletricMornings]

Gah.i got bad repped cos sumone bumped this bloody thread

[Pulchritudinous]

Manure*, that's the word for animal poop.

Stool, that's the word for a human poopy.

[rachel:]

Pee all over his side of the bed

[Digital]

Just been for a pee :$

[EletricMornings]

So?????????

[Digital]

So?????????
You made a thread when need one so i might make one for i've just been :rolleyes:

[EletricMornings]

My diea >=(
and you told me off for spamming :'( well kinda

[ReInfected]

Um, isnt ur pee supposed to be yellow
Well..it all depends on if u drink water..like if u drink alot of water, it turns white but anything else it should be yellow..Wouldnt think of it any other colour o.O

[Menshevik]

Beat your dad up, threaten him with a knife.