Worst..Newsie..Ever

[Sabre_1]

Is it just me or has the newsie gone completely out the window? This weeks encounters so many problems I briefly considered giving myself a terminal illness so my last wish would be to see Habbo Newsie's exterminated.

So a few of you are now wondering "I saw nothing wrong with it, what's this Sabre dude banging on about?". Well let's see:


There was no actual news, just a bunch of people writing about either stuff we already know or stuff we don't really care about. Even the BattleBall stuff was whack, we'd seen half of it before anyway.

Poems. These seem to get worse every time I read the thing. This week is no exception. Poems that consisted of about 4 lines, no point, hardly any subject, and didn't even rhyme where they were supposed to. Hint fellas: Safe does not rhyme with scammed!

Habbo Tonight. What a complete farse! Nobody even cares about that kind of stuff. What was it you say? Well it was a bunch of near famous Habbos bouncing up and down all over the place and covering us in verbal faeces about how bloody magnificent they are. Moonglowgirl likes theatre, well woop-de-bloody-do!

Dionysus interview with a bot. a bloody bot?! A: They're fictitious. He isn't actually talking to them, it's just a cheap stunt toget out of interviewing anyone with anything remotely interesting to say. B: Nothing that the bot 'said' was entertaining. Nope, none of it. I read better things on a roll of Charmin Ultra.
Like anyone ACTUALLY cares how rare their rare is. Hello, isn't that what rare values are for? D-D-D-DUH!
What the hell is a Safety Viking? This one is the worst of all the Safety bozo's. Password like your axe? What, heavy? Blunt? Made of wood and poorly folded steel?
Oh and just to top it all off there was this piece of injustice:

http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/6677/newsiemessup6zh.png

NOT nice people? Well bloody hell, here was me thinking that they were wonderful fellows. I love trying to play a game and have some oaf standing in front of me saying "pay me 1 peice of fruni n ill mooove!!!!!!1one12". DUH. What so you make a rubbish article about door blockers, and then rob it off another hotel? And don't even stop long enough to change it?


Jeeze with all these problems, why bother reading it at all? If they sent it to your house it'd be straight under my sink for emergency toilet paper. Read and wipe fellas.

I'm finished i'm gonna go make up my own interviews with fictional characters and think up Safety characters. Safety *insert pointless irrelevant historical/mythical figure here*. That'll do.

Sabre:d

[Marcus]

Should be Anything do to with Habbo ;]! Also, are you just annoyed that your article didn't get stuck in the Newsie [If you sent in one?]



Oh and just to top it all off there was this piece of injustice:



NOT nice people? Well bloody hell, here was me thinking that they were wonderful fellows. I love trying to play a game and have some oaf standing in front of me saying "pay me 1 peice of fruni n ill mooove!!!!!!1one12". DUH. What so you make a rubbish article about door blockers, and then rob it off another hotel? And don't even stop long enough to change it?
Sabre

[Chaz]

thats really cool
all the newsies r rubbish i went 2 runescape where they treat you like propler adults unlike 2 year olds

[buzzing]

Ummm.... great :s

[Carlos]

The newsies are terrible now. They just get everyone else to do it.

[timROGERS]

I said that to someone already today. Probably the the lowest quality newsie recently, they only accept stuff from pets and safety-obsessed freaks.

None of my funny articles I send in are ever included.

[xRoyal15]

Yeah it is *swears*, there is not point them even releasing one, like who ever reads it? Its rubbish.

[Carlos]

I said that to someone already today. Probably the the lowest quality newsie recently, they only accept stuff from pets and safety-obsessed freaks.

None of my funny articles I send in are ever included.

Totally agree, they never give anyone else a chance.

[Tommy]

I think you have a very good point, and i think they should get someone intresting to do newsies! I mean when newsletter has his article, it is incredibly pointless and boring!

[Marcus]

I said that to someone already today. Probably the the lowest quality newsie recently, they only accept stuff from pets and safety-obsessed freaks.

None of my funny articles I send in are ever included.
I also agree, May article's have never been published in the UK newsie, only on .com, but you have to agree, The amount of articles they get which is bound to be spam.
I think they just look at the Habbo's name and if it's someone they like they'll stick it in.

[Carlos]

I especially hate it when they announce another pointless event.

"Next week, Percy Popple (whats with that name?) will be flying to the Nile, can you find her?" - pfft

[timROGERS]

And as for Newsletters articles *yawns in pain*. I think a few of us decent people should run the newsie :P

[timROGERS]

Every newsie it's always like:


Next week we'll have another pointless and childish competition aimed at getting small children to buy extortianate amounts of credits. And the results of our gay "Mr. Benn." competition. We know your not 3 (your big now, 4) but its the best competition we can think of.

[Nisus]

lol its only a newsie

[ashLOVESMatt!]

Same old stuff really, Newsletter's column which is pointless and tired and then FarmerJile's rant about safety.

[Smiddy]

"we're realsing a rare soon, we have been hinting at it for ages, but thats all im telling you until it comes out into the catalogue"

Yea right...

And sabre, i think they did the rare thing because they dislike habbox?

[timROGERS]

I agree ash about FarmerJiles, I know he's okay normally when I chat to him, but all the safety emphasis is pointless. It makes Habbo so boring when all Habbo talks about is safety.

[timROGERS]

"we're realsing a rare soon, we have been hinting at it for ages, but thats all im telling you until it comes out into the catalogue"

Yea right...

And sabre, i think they did the rare thing because they dislike habbox?

Quite possibly.

[Nisus]

Lol he come to my room and did nothing about my Dj decks and banned me for saying U newb

[Tommy]

Pfft habbo is so sad...

[GommeInc]

Pfft habbo is so sad...
It is aimed at teenagers yet they treat us like 5-10 year olds

[Carlos]

I think they need to treat us like young adults - adults, not kids.

"Percy Popple" - pffft.

[timROGERS]

Popple <333

[Carlos]

Popple <333

Come again..? :s

[Marcus]

Popple <333
Spam? :P

[zak-x]

Hmm well obviously they Wright junk because they got nothing better to Wright and I also agree that the poems seem to go worse every time.

[ross]

The worst newsie when I'm init :rolleyes:

[Marcus]

Hmm well obviously they Wright junk because they got nothing better to Wright and I also agree that the poems seem to go worse every time.
Indeed they do. By the way, it's write not wright :p.

[GommeInc]

The newsie used to be interesting, now it just feels and looks like something you find at Pokey Oaks Kindergarden

[Carlos]

The newsie used to be interesting, now it just feels and looks like something you find at Pokey Oaks Kindergarden

Lmao.

Yea they just natter on with pathetic events and FamerJiles shouts at us because we *get ourselves hacked* :rolleyes:

[zak-x]

The newsie used to be interesting, now it just feels and looks like something you find at Pokey Oaks Kindergarden
I think it will be worst :l

[ross]

I thought my article was cool, considering I've never done one before.

[Marcus]

Habbo has been open many year's, I think there has been many worse one's?

[Sabre_1]

Nice to see i'm not alone in this. I mean if I hear one more word from them about Percy Pop-off or Mr Benn i'll be taking 200 lbs of Semtex and an M16 and start running to London. You're absolutely right, they treat us like we're all under 12, when it's proven the largest slice of the Habbo population are between 13-16. I'm above that category, but that's even more reason to treat me like the adult that I am :rolleyes:

Oh and Klock, I actually did find your article interesting. It was much better than the usual ramblings they do.

[zak-x]

Oh and about mr.benn like for god sake that is just pathetic we are grown teenagers... mr.benn is for 3 year olds :l

[Marcus]

For one thing, What the HELL is Mr Benn, When i first saw it i thought it said Mr Bean :p! Althought it would of been a hell of alot better, but Habbo go with the 3-5 age group stuff once again :rolleyes:.

[Carlos]

For one thing, What the HELL is Mr Benn, When i first saw it i thought it said Mr Bean :p! Althought it would of been a hell of alot better, but Habbo go with the 3-5 age group stuff once again :rolleyes:.

I've never heard of this kid fiddler either ;)

[zak-x]

For one thing, What the HELL is Mr Benn, When i first saw it i thought it said Mr Bean :p! Althought it would of been a hell of alot better, but Habbo go with the 3-5 age group stuff once again :rolleyes:.
lmao yes i thought it was Mr bean

[Sabre_1]

I've never heard of this kid fiddler either ;)
That one was a little controversial Carlos, let's keep this nice and clean shall we?

Oh and by the way, anyone think i'd make a good article writer? I've always thought I write reasonably well, just thought I might apply to be a Habbox writer.:)

[Wootzeh]

does anyone get this?
safety Viking say:

Your password should be like your axe.

*grunt*

[Marcus]

does anyone get this?
safety Viking say:

Your password should be like your axe.

*grunt*
I certainly don't, :S!

[Carlos]

does anyone get this?
safety Viking say:

Your password should be like your axe.

*grunt*

You hit people with it? :P

[Sabre_1]

does anyone get this?
safety Viking say:

Your password should be like your axe.

*grunt*
Yes I commented on this in the original thread. He never made the ending, just trailed off. If that was a funny pun from Habbo i'm not laughing.

It's supposed to be feedline, crummy punchline, and move on. Not feedline, grunt and depart.:rolleyes:

[GommeInc]

does anyone get this?
safety Viking say:

Your password should be like your axe.

*grunt*
I noticed a problem with this. Some people (soldiers, elves, Gimli) share their axes, so Habbo is asking to share your password with people :P

[Forquet]

Share their axes what are you on?

[timROGERS]

I noticed a problem with this. Some people (soldiers, elves, Gimli) share their axes, so Habbo is asking to share your password with people :P

Made my day :rofl:

[Marcus]

Share their axes what are you on?
He's on Habboxforum, idiot :rolleyes:

[Sabre_1]

I thought it was plainly obvious what he's talking about. :s

[GommeInc]

Share their axes what are you on?
You know your comment in the rep you sent me (the negative rep that did nothing) saying "You really are stupid" seems like something that should be said to you "/

Take note of fictional movies or medieval times, they carried axes, they shared axes sometimes (if one died the other took the axe/sword etc) . That is when this really bad password phrase comes into action.

A Habbo = Soldier/Knight/Viking
Password = Axe

This is how it looks:

safety Viking says:

Your password should be like your axe.

Share it with others.

*grunt*

[Forquet]

I don;t get you GommeInc.

And do I realise that I have rep power I just thought i'd give you a private notification of your pathetic pickyness and your immaturity.

[Sabre_1]

I don;t get you GommeInc.

And do I realise that I have rep power I just thought i'd give you a private notification of your pathetic pickyness and your immaturity.
Ok let's summarise this. You a Newbie, are picking on GommeInc, a Habbox God, telling him he is immature and picky, and you've bad repped him fully aware that yours has no effect, yet his can give you another -5 rep, putting you even further into the red. You do relise if you go too far you just get banned?:rolleyes: Apparently not.

[GommeInc]

Immaturity? You're the one who supposedly is at College who is on a Forum trying to be smart when you clearly are not. I am not being picky, which is very hypicritical of you because you are doing the same as me in away, just badly.

I am pointing out key faults with arguements, then showing them, then humiliating the poster if the comment was stupid and came from a stupid person (I let people off) ;)

[Sabre_1]

Correction to my previous comment. GommeInc WAS a Habbox God, with 7,438 posts and counting, they've made him a Forum Moderator. So when you say he's an a**e in more poorly phrased wordings, you're also saying Habbox staff are jerks for making him a Mod.

[GommeInc]

Correction to my previous comment. GommeInc WAS a Habbox God, with 7,438 posts and counting, they've made him a Forum Moderator. So when you say he's an a**e in more poorly phrased wordings, you're also saying Habbox staff are jerks for making him a Mod.
But they are... Why else would they hire me? They torture me :( Jerks

[Jõnathan]

Did anyone notice that Klock's article was the only GOOD one there?

Also, Xenia's surname (Molotoff) is just a pun of the projectile weapon the Molotov ****tail. How sad.

[Biseinen]

I found it quite good actually.

[Sabre_1]

I found it quite good actually.
You're kidding right?:s cmon Trunks, it blew chunks. Big chunks. Of carrot and potato and some sweetcorn in places.

[Carlos]

You're kidding right?:s cmon Trunks, it blew chunks. Big chunks. Of carrot and potato and some sweetcorn in places.

You what? :s

[GommeInc]

Door-Blockers Are NOT Nice People
Hellblazed, Habbo

We have all seen these pesky Habbos who block doors! It can get very annoying at times, but I’m going to give you some top tips on how to avoiding you from getting in trouble when dealing with door blockers!

1. Always check the owner of the room is in because if someone is blocking the door and the owner of the room is in, just tell the owner and they will be kicked!

2. Never shout or swear at the door blocker! There is no point in you getting in trouble!

3. Prove the door blocker wrong… make him/her feel special by saying something like "I think he is not going to move" and he might just to prove you wrong. ;)

4. Just leave the room! There are plenty of great rooms on Habbo.CA that you can explore. No point wasting your time in a room that you can't even get into!

So with these helpful tips, you'll know what to do when you encounter a Doorblocker!
Agghhhhh! The UK Hotel has changed to the Canadian Hotel!!!!!!

I hint this person has either been stealing articles, is blind and doesn't realise this is the UK Hotel or he goes on both the UK and CA Hotels.


It also seems Newsletter is going to be fired. WIth Fansite Focus coming in the two articles will look stupid.

[Jordan3]

I said that to someone already today. Probably the the lowest quality newsie recently, they only accept stuff from pets and safety-obsessed freaks.

None of my funny articles I send in are ever included.

Yeah, and my poem about the library only went through last week, and I sent it in APRIL!

[Marcus]

Agghhhhh! The UK Hotel has changed to the Canadian Hotel!!!!!!

I hint this person has either been stealing articles, is blind and doesn't realise this is the UK Hotel or he goes on both the UK and CA Hotels.
Good, .Ca is pretty decent ;]

[Vitality]

Habbo.ca
Whats all that about/

[Jordan3]

Did anyone notice that Klock's article was the only GOOD one there?

I think we all did. Though the furni chart was quite revealing.

[GommeInc]

I think we all did. Though the furni chart was quite revealing.
Not really, there is no sufficient evidence to say that is true. I for one doubt it, there is deffinately alot more Holiday Romances than the Aloe Vera, which is back to front.

[ashLOVESMatt!]

I think we all did. Though the furni chart was quite revealing.

Klock's article dragged on, I didn't like it - Sorry.

[ross]

Ok, you're all entitled to your own opinions but give me a break it was a last minute thing, I didn't know what to put, it was my first article.

[Carlos]

Ok, you're all entitled to your own opinions but give me a break it was a last minute thing, I didn't know what to put, it was my first article.

I havn't read your article, but quickly looking at it, it is long so it obviously goes into alot of detail.

The newbies of Habbo will probally find it interesting, but because we already know it all, it doesn't appeal to us.

So I guess it is a good article, but based for the newer type habbos :)

[ross]

It was, Callie asked me to describe what it was like, going from Amateur then to Expert.

So obviously most of you wouldn't find it interesting.

[Carlos]

It was, Callie asked me to describe what it was like, going from Amateur then to Expert.

So obviously most of you wouldn't find it interesting.

Good article then :)

I looked at it from a different view before judging it ;)

[ross]

Good article then :)

I looked at it from a different view before judging it ;)
Thanks.

It was a last minute thing.

[Cheeseboy76]

Only good bit in this weeks newsie is Klock's success story :p
Safety Viking is just sad random rubbish
A password is like an axe
WTH!!!
Makes no sense whatsoever

[ross]

Only good bit in this weeks newsie is Klock's success story :p
Safety Viking is just sad random rubbish
A password is like an axe
WTH!!!
Makes no sense whatsoever
Thankyou dude. x

[brodeo]

That was the funniest load of trollop i've ever read sabre :D You made me ***** up. You should send that in as an article and offer to write the newsie for a week.

[q25]

lmao!!!!!!!!!

[Bear-Max]

Poems don't have to rhyme. Unfortunately the one's in the newsie were just generally pants.

[Tommy]

Thankyou dude. x
Go ross xD

[Victimized]

The poems that have been in there have been seriously rubbish!
So rubbish that i infact wrote in like 8 poems myself because if the other rubbish ones could get in then i certainly could.