Magnet
15-10-2005, 05:27 PM
Hi, I have been researching Aliens, UFO's and life outside this planet for quite some time now. I have read some very disturbing, very interesting and very silly things. But the most disturbing, interesting and scary, I am translating into a book.
Remember, it's based on true events, but some of it is made up. Chapter one is true, the crash is, but not the pub event. The MIB/Sid event is true aswell. Except they didn't turn into aliens.. Anyway, lemme start chapter 1. Please take your time to read it.
*Plays X-files theme tune*
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The howls and the screams weren't from werewolves, like what you've read. They weren't from the mysterious eyes that run around the forests, like you've read. They weren't from the big UFO that hovers over Cities, like you've read. Infact, these howls and screams were from the pub.
Mac howled even more as he laughed. He was with his mates in the pub, John, Eamonn and Dave. Dave brought his "Jokes that should only be read in pubs" book, and read some aloud to everyone in the pub. The pub owner, Larry, was up in his apartment ill. He has suffered from a disease he caught while he was in France, and had an operation. He was allowed home but over the past few weeks he felt horrible. The doctor was supposed to of came today, but at 11pm, it is doubted the Doctor would turn up.
"Hey hey, get this. Imagine Moses as a life guard!" Dave said. Eamonn stared at him. "Dave, is that supposed to be funny?" he said, he had an angry look on his face. Mac butted in. "Errr... What he meant to say was 'Imagine Moses doing model poses' yeah 'cos it rhymes." As Mac finished, he whispered into Dave's ears "He's catholic" Mac whispered. Dave glanced at him, then realised. They were all drunk, they didn't know what to do, or think.
Mac looked at his watch, and took a swig of Eamonn's vodka and coke when he wasn't looking, then spat it out all over his watch as he saw the time. "Jesus bloody christ! It's half eleven! Aw I've missed a bit of that Aien movie!" he cried. Eamonn punched him in his stomache for taking some of his drink. "Yeah Mac yeh better get 'ome before you go to the hospital" Dave said looking at Eamonn, then Mac, then Eamonn, then Mac. Mac took his advice and ran out to his Mitsibushi, it was red and had no roof. It had no back, just a boot.He jumped over the door and switched on the engine. He drove away from the pub car park instantly.
It was a foggy night, it was cold. Mac was shivering as he was driving. He thought to himself.
Maybe this is why you buy sports cars with rooves on..
He carried on driving and repeatedly thought that. He couldn't see much, as of the fog. All he could see were the traffic lights, and the street lights. He was about to turn a corner which was covered with bushes, so he honked his horn to see if anyone was coming. Of course, he was drunk, so he was 30mph over the speed limit of 40mph. He skidded around the corner then saw a big orange glow infront of him, in the middle of the road. He pushed hard on his brakes to stop. But he was going to fast. He pulled his hand brakes and swurved in a spiral several times. It still never stopped him from crashing, crashing into the mysterious orange glow.
Chapter 2, coming soon :)
Remember, it's based on true events, but some of it is made up. Chapter one is true, the crash is, but not the pub event. The MIB/Sid event is true aswell. Except they didn't turn into aliens.. Anyway, lemme start chapter 1. Please take your time to read it.
*Plays X-files theme tune*
---
The howls and the screams weren't from werewolves, like what you've read. They weren't from the mysterious eyes that run around the forests, like you've read. They weren't from the big UFO that hovers over Cities, like you've read. Infact, these howls and screams were from the pub.
Mac howled even more as he laughed. He was with his mates in the pub, John, Eamonn and Dave. Dave brought his "Jokes that should only be read in pubs" book, and read some aloud to everyone in the pub. The pub owner, Larry, was up in his apartment ill. He has suffered from a disease he caught while he was in France, and had an operation. He was allowed home but over the past few weeks he felt horrible. The doctor was supposed to of came today, but at 11pm, it is doubted the Doctor would turn up.
"Hey hey, get this. Imagine Moses as a life guard!" Dave said. Eamonn stared at him. "Dave, is that supposed to be funny?" he said, he had an angry look on his face. Mac butted in. "Errr... What he meant to say was 'Imagine Moses doing model poses' yeah 'cos it rhymes." As Mac finished, he whispered into Dave's ears "He's catholic" Mac whispered. Dave glanced at him, then realised. They were all drunk, they didn't know what to do, or think.
Mac looked at his watch, and took a swig of Eamonn's vodka and coke when he wasn't looking, then spat it out all over his watch as he saw the time. "Jesus bloody christ! It's half eleven! Aw I've missed a bit of that Aien movie!" he cried. Eamonn punched him in his stomache for taking some of his drink. "Yeah Mac yeh better get 'ome before you go to the hospital" Dave said looking at Eamonn, then Mac, then Eamonn, then Mac. Mac took his advice and ran out to his Mitsibushi, it was red and had no roof. It had no back, just a boot.He jumped over the door and switched on the engine. He drove away from the pub car park instantly.
It was a foggy night, it was cold. Mac was shivering as he was driving. He thought to himself.
Maybe this is why you buy sports cars with rooves on..
He carried on driving and repeatedly thought that. He couldn't see much, as of the fog. All he could see were the traffic lights, and the street lights. He was about to turn a corner which was covered with bushes, so he honked his horn to see if anyone was coming. Of course, he was drunk, so he was 30mph over the speed limit of 40mph. He skidded around the corner then saw a big orange glow infront of him, in the middle of the road. He pushed hard on his brakes to stop. But he was going to fast. He pulled his hand brakes and swurved in a spiral several times. It still never stopped him from crashing, crashing into the mysterious orange glow.
Chapter 2, coming soon :)