evil nephew

[Absently]

I was just sitting down after coming back from the shop with my brother my sister and my nephew and just like normal i sat down and we were talking about what my little cousin would say i axed me mammy lol so we were messing around with this toy axe and my nephew just picks up the axe and throws it at my head and it was bloody hard i now v a big bump on my head i'll never forgive him hes only 2

[Moth]

You'll never forgive him? Like you said, he's only 2 years old..

And uh, sorry to hear that?

[Rawr]

Lol yeh he is only 2 years old. Throw it back at him :p