i need to get ill in 5 hours

[EletricMornings]

ive been in the rain and got soacked and not changed.
any other ideas?

[Clo]

Why do you need to get ill in 5 hours? :o

[EletricMornings]

because i wanna miss school

[RedStratocas]

Why? And rain doesnt get you sick, just cold. It makes you feel sick, but it goes away. You have to be in the rain a LONG time

[EletricMornings]

i know but it helps

[RedStratocas]

Actually it doesnt. Why go through all that trouble just to miss school?

[NekkLe]

Having problems at school?

[EletricMornings]

yes and i cant move school :(

[Rachi]

Keep ur clothes on
sit down in the shower
put it on coldest it can be sit there for ages and WALA

[EletricMornings]

i have to go to bed in 5 minets

[Kardan]

Eat things that have been in the cupboard for ages.

Or eat something that needs preparing.

EAT GRAVY GRANULES!

[RedStratocas]

Keep ur clothes on
sit down in the shower
put it on coldest it can be sit there for ages and WALA

Being cold doesnt give you a cold, it just makes your nose run which goes away.

[Clarissa]

Stick your fingers down your throat and make yourself sick, thats what I do.

[EletricMornings]

yeah thats not nioce tho :(

[Clo]

Do what miny said.. :)
Actually don't, it could lead to a serious illness.. seriously.

[EletricMornings]

i dont care :(
i have about 3 minets and i dont want to go to school tommrow

[Rachi]

Why only 3 minuites?
Lol
I had a day off skool because i cud hardly breathe n the morning bcoz of a cold

[EletricMornings]

Because its late here!

[Rachi]

What time................

[Clarissa]

It works tho ''/ i hate mods they should all go for a long everlasting sleep :@

[YellowParasol]

Eat Eat Eand Eat?

[RedStratocas]

Why dont you want to go?

[EletricMornings]

Minys its an hour ahead.IS ANYONE GUNNA HELP ME OR NOT!
and ive said a hundred times why i dont wanna go

[Rachi]

we are helping!!!!!!!!!!

[Clarissa]

we are trying to help :'(

[EletricMornings]

yes but alot of people are asking everything after ive answerd it

[joe:-,]

run around the garden naked
+rep
275 post +rep 2 self

[Rachi]

Lmao
OKAY
EAT LOTS
AND JUST pretend ur ill
dont accually be ill
fake a head ache

[EletricMornings]

we have no garden
and i cant run around it in aminet

[Rachi]

LOL
FAKE A HEAD ACHE

[Wootzeh]

like someone else said, stick your fingers down your throat.
there's no nice way of getting ill.

[EletricMornings]

i cant,............ now i g2g

[$@m]

What sort of problems are you having at school? If it is something serious like bullying, talk to your parents or someone you trust. If it is just that you don't want to take an exam or something, don't worry about it just get a good night sleep and try your best.

Also, standing in the rain is most likely to give you pnemonia instead of a cold, which is much more serious.

[Biseinen]

Stand next to me for 10 minutes then you would... I'm ill at the moment, I've:

. Lost my voice
. Massive cold
. Sore throat
. Achy limbs

[Le sigh]

[Clarissa]

Bye x, good luck getting ill :s

[Blader_Boy]

Drink a bottle of vodka?

[Rachi]

Stand next to me for 10 minutes then you would... I'm ill at the moment, I've:

. Lost my voice
. Massive cold
. Sore throat
. Achy limbs

[Le sigh]
Mee 2
Accept the achy limbs lol

[Biseinen]

Mmmm, people were saying I had bird-flu... I was like... "¬¬; I've been check and I haven't..." They all were saying I was hexed... Mmm

xD

[Rachi]

Hmm. Are you randomly pecking at the floor and squaking while flapping your wings? if its a yes
You have zee bird flu
xO

[Biseinen]

Damnit. ;_;

[Rachi]

LMAO!
I can see it now
You pecking at crumbs on zee floor
xO

[Biseinen]

*Biscuit crums. :(

[Rachi]

xP
Anywayz
Why do you need 2 get ill emmzyyyyyyyyyyy
Whydontcha just fake it ?

[$@m]

Why dont you want to go to school anyway?

[joe:-,]

ok
if you dont have a garden run around the street naked then drink a bottle of vodka then you maybe be sick

[Rachi]

Shez gone now

[Adam$]

Talk to someone about it if you are having problems. Just do something disgusting like water down cream crackers and add ice cream and lard, then down it.

[Georgia]

Just fake it ^_^

[Rachi]

Yeah
x]
I never pretend just 2 get off skool tho.
MY MOM can tel when im pretending
Im really pale when im ill

[lil.chick.04]

if u wna pull a sicky fake it da night b4 lolz cos u might not get away wif it easily.. allthough u shudnt skyve neway u just av to face things in life but hey ur choice..

[Georgia]

Yeah
x]
I never pretend just 2 get off skool tho.
MY MOM can tel when im pretending
Im really pale when im ill

Talcolm powder ;]

[Rachi]

Lol
ew
i dont like talcompowder

[Jase]

Rofl, pretty random :p

If you wanna puke, i keep spinning around and around and around for 2 mins and then shove meh fingers down my throat. It works! lolz.

[*anti-flag*]

hands down the throat!

[Mentor]

Dont sleep, it dosnt make u ill, but u do look it. athogh i quite enjoy collage so stilll go in anyway, i just look slightly dead "/

[ilovejordan]

ok
if you dont have a garden run around the street naked then drink a bottle of vodka then you maybe be sick
Runin round the street naked will only make you embarresed

[NekkLe]

Runin round the street naked will only make you embarresed
Not if your proud for whats down below ;)

On a different matter, my friend told me a way of being sick, get a slice of bread and keep chewing it for like 10 minutes, then try and swallow it, the end result, puke.

I havn't tried it but I know people that have done this out of pure stupidity :rolleyes:

We could talk on different methods of how to get ill or being sick, but think about the problem, feeling uncomfortable at school isn't good for you. You need to sort this out with your parents or think more positive about life and how obstacles around may affect you.

[Habbox-Gal]

Rofl, pretty random :p

If you wanna puke, i keep spinning around and around and around for 2 mins and then shove meh fingers down my throat. It works! lolz.

How do u put ur fingers down the throat ? Can you post picture i tried it lol nothing happens

[Pulchritudinous]

Think about the symptons of a fever a try to look it.

Pale face = Talcum power.
Clammy/sweaty = Oil in the roots of your hair.
Sore eyes = Red eyeshadow/pinch the skin around eyes.
Runny nose = put some oil near your nostrils too. (Put rolled up tissues around you, as if you're nose is running like a tap).
Cough/Sneezing = You can fake those!
Groans and moans = Fake these too!

But I recommend you just tell your mother/father the real reason, I'm sure they will understand.

[EletricMornings]

ok
if you dont have a garden run around the street naked then drink a bottle of vodka then you maybe be sick

i live on a farm.
im 11.
the spanish drive like lunitics.
and we dotn hve vodka?

[Grig]

lol if its winter after you swim in a pool go outside with nothin warm and it will get u sick.

Rain can get you ill if you get all soked then go in a cold place with air cond trust me I did all the methods im igivng to you by sheer accident and they work.

I also once deicded to sit under a cold shower for a long time also got sick thats anotha way if you have the time.

Eat somethin raw with bacteria on it or out dated food but thats if you wanna get sick for a long time :(

Or you can try the classicals like putting a finger down your throat to puke. These are practically all they way you can get sick.

ALSO SUGGEST THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO FACE YOUR PROBLEMS ONE TIME OR OTHER SO BETTER DO IT NOW THEN NEVER.

[EletricMornings]

why wopuld it be cold in spain..

[Rachi]

LOCK UR SELF IN DA FRIDGE

[Magnet]

LOOOXXXLLLL Miny-R xD

I have a way of being sick. Open your window wide open, don't sleep with a cover, sleep naked, with a fan blowing on you, hot or cold, all night.

Hot = Headache
Cold = A cold and may feel sick and very cold

[RLY-CRAIG?]

Get a pot of tuna,shove it down the toilet and pretend you've threw up

[Will]

ive been in the rain and got soacked and not changed.
any other ideas?

Hang yourself

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[EletricMornings]

LOOOXXXLLLL Miny-R xD

I have a way of being sick. Open your window wide open, don't sleep with a cover, sleep naked, with a fan blowing on you, hot or cold, all night.

Hot = Headache
Cold = A cold and may feel sick and very cold
ive explained in many tthreads.
I DONT HAVE WINDOWS!
And will im already fd off.

[Will]

ive explained in many tthreads.
I DONT HAVE WINDOWS!
And will im already fd off.

Then hang urself again

Edited by :James (Forum Moderator): Please don't be rude to other forum members.

[EletricMornings]

right fine.

[Georgia]

LOOOXXXLLLL Miny-R xD

I have a way of being sick. Open your window wide open, don't sleep with a cover, sleep naked, with a fan blowing on you, hot or cold, all night.

Hot = Headache
Cold = A cold and may feel sick and very cold


;o Electric it in spain. leaving windows open = ****roatches :o :o

Edit - you no what the **** is for.. its an insect any way :D

[Will]

;o Electric it in spain. leaving windows open = ****roatches :o :o

Edit - you no what the **** is for.. its an insect any way :D

cokroaches:8

[Digital]

Hmm. Are you randomly pecking at the floor and squaking while flapping your wings? if its a yes
You have zee bird flu
xO
So thats what it is *pecks floor*

[Clarissa]

I need to die before tomorow any ideas?

[Will]

Catch Aids

[Clarissa]

Oh and how am I ment to do that? Im being serious.

[Will]

Youre just weird like this spanish bloke

[EletricMornings]

clarrypops :(
and im english
and female

[Clarissa]

I really need to die.. Im not joking. Yeah her name EMILY, yeah shes a GIRL!

[EletricMornings]

clarry :'(

[Embean]

I got ill by eating soap... :neutral:

By the way, gotta go, adios, BYE <3

[Clarissa]

Adios <33

[Will]

clarrypops :(
and im english
and female

Sorry:( I don't think lol!!!

[Fingerboots]

I got ill by eating soap... :neutral:

By the way, gotta go, adios, BYE <3
xD My science teacher ate half a bar of soap because he thought it was chocolate!

Um.. If it's a real problem, just tell your parents or whatever.. Otherwise, fake it, no point getting yourself really sick over skipping school. Or, fingers down throat, but thats not really too nice. *le shrug*

Just to clarify again, viruses cause colds, not staying in rainy weather or bathtubs..

[Revis]

Erm, only eat 1 meal a day for 6 weeks, i'm doing that, I can't eat breakfast without throwing up.
Or have Nuerofen on an empty stomache, makes you throw up.

[Absently]

umm put oyur finger in the middle of your throat it make me throw up and i don't mean in your mouth i just mean get your fingerand slightly put in on the middle of oyur throat kinda push in and it might make u get sick works for me when i dontwanna go school

[Pulchritudinous]

Um.. If it's a real problem, just tell your parents or whatever.. Otherwise, fake it, no point getting yourself really sick over skipping school. Or, fingers down throat, but thats not really too nice. *le shrug*

Yes, don't make yourself ill, it's stupid.
Do not eat raw meat, you can die from severe food poisoning!

[Squishybeamz]

umm put oyur finger in the middle of your throat it make me throw up and i don't mean in your mouth i just mean get your fingerand slightly put in on the middle of oyur throat kinda push in and it might make u get sick works for me when i dontwanna go school

:iamwithst What she said ;) Or...........
Get a can of baked beans, pour them down the toilet and make sick noises or force tears out of you claiming you have a really sore stomach

[:Firefox]

I slept with my window wide open, now i've got a cold and have had day off for it because mom think its the flu :)

[$@m]

I slept with my window wide open, now i've got a cold and have had day off for it because mom think its the flu :)

Great trick, but did you mean to get the cold? Or were you just hot when you were sleeping?

[England]

I need to die before tomorow any ideas?


Oh and how am I ment to do that? Im being serious.
ur still alive u emo

[RedStratocas]

ur still alive u emo

Why did you bring this back up? Im pretty sure its been 5 hours since this has been posted. Actually I think it's been almost a year.

[clarissa !!]

ur still alive u emo
ROFLMAOOO

[ColyTom]

In the middle of the night, go downstairs coughing.

[Desjardens]

ive been in the rain and got soacked and not changed.
any other ideas?

Go in a hot tub in a speedo, and run out of the hot tub and roll in the snow.

[Kotu]

If you're having problems at school, you need to talk to someone about them rather than run away from them. You're missing out in the long run.

I guess you could make a mixture of water, fruit juice, and lumps of food splatter it over the floor and pretend it's sick though.

[Desjardens]

If you're having problems at school, you need to talk to someone about them rather than run away from them. You're missing out in the long run.

I guess you could make a mixture of water, fruit juice, and lumps of food splatter it over the floor and pretend it's sick though.

Mustard, and mushed up Squash.

[Kotu]

I always wanted to try it out, but I'm a little old to be playing truant now :p

[Desjardens]

I always wanted to try it out, but I'm a little old to be playing truant now :p

Do it in public and you'll be alright