No doing h/w excuses

Ok, i havnt done my homework and if i tell my teacher i havnt done it im suspended for a week cause i really dont do my homework so.... Can anyone tell me your good excuses so i cant get off the hook :)
Please and thank you. Rep for all good excuses

My mums brother was staying at our house while he's been ill lately, and we had to rush him to hospital at about 4 in the afternoon and we we're there most of the night.

O.o Thats good :) Anymore? P.s i repped you for that

My cat ate it.

I am the master at it:p Say you can't find it,then quickly do it in the lesson and then say you found it in the bottom of your bag

mine is
i was ill last night and i threw up over it.
and then just give her a peice of disgusting paper with scribbles on it

A forged note from your parents? Works every time ;)

0_o Just say
when my printer doesnt work
[and if it doesnt in real life] then get your dad to write a note saying the printer doesnt work,
or if not, write like one bit of it, then spill coffee over it, blame it on you mum, and she'll have to write a note <33
haaha
goodluck x

Just say that u were never given it and burn it or say that u lost it or i will help:) just pm me it and i will have a go

U were doing late last night, and u must have forgoten to put it on your bag, its on your desk still *cough*