Stats Code Needed

I need one that will display the following:

Hits Today:
Unique Hits:
Total Hits:
Total Unique Hits:

Let me just say something onyly post if you have the code do not post websites and just expect me to go looking for it because im not at home and I cant go on certain sites so dont post links to other sites only post the codes if u have them if not then dont post .

BUMMMMMMMMMMMMP

omg hard one :p I can give you one for the hits but it's not what you mean I think..